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sometimes you have to choose the neural pathway less traveled in your brain

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Am I the only one who has high hopes for the Eloise and Cressida Cowper friendship??

#and by high hopes I mean they will kiss on the mouth #eloise bridgerton #cressida cowper #cressoise

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thinking about how jaded somebody has to become over time to progress between these two sentiments

#and what if i chew my arm off #what if i go apeshit #what if i become a danger to myself and others

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first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

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Cressida's Face

Do not tell me that this is not the look of a girl in love.

Bashful, coy ans beaming.

She's smitten.

First Theo (my feminist beloved), now Cressida. Eloise, you really are just breaking hearts all over the place.

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PSYCHO (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

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so let me get this straight.

shondaland literally revised the s3 poster after the negative reaction by fans.

meanwhile back in s2 we got stuck with the 🔻 poster... when the perfectly eligible option of the book cover existed.

yeah these people ain't seeing heaven.

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and if i said i want eloise and cressida to have an intense romantic lesbian love affair in s3?

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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CRESSIDA COWPER AND ELOISE BRIDGERTON BRIDGERTON SEASON THREE STILLS

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and when eloise and cressida make out this season what will you all do then?

#i am an Eloise x Cressida x Lesbianism Truther #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #eloise bridgerton #cressida cowper #eloise x cressida

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#LESBIANS #HEAR ME OUT #eloise bridgerton #cressida cowper #eloise x cressida #gifs #s3

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i think one thing that bridgerton s2 does well is establish why kate and anthony gravitate to each other. so many romance stories flop because they cant convince you what the deal is but bridgerton is like well they are both eldest siblings they are both patronizing and overbearing they are both control freak know it alls. put them in a jar lock them in a room. haha

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

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the viscount and viscountess bridgerton passing the torch to mr. and mrs. bridgerton!

#im so excited for this season but #im sorry this is so awkward #please they look like theyre being heald at gunpoint😭😭😭 #im seated tho💅🏼 #get freaky polin!

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I will stop. Do. Not. Stop.