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smooth-crimminal · 4 months

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Aziraphale's Inbox

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smooth-crimminal · 5 months

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This is the level of casual intimacy I was talking about 😍

chill 🌅

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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If we're lucky enough to get a season 3, I want to see more casual intimacy. Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled with what we got in season 2, Taika and Rhys acted their asses off and it was amazing. But I hope we get to see some more casual touches like a hug from behind with a kiss in the neck, a pinch to the ass, hand holding, possessive touches, wiping a strand of hair away from their face, a quick kiss, a forehead kiss. The list goes on forever. The signs of a couple who are comfortable around each other. Praying to the almighty Jenkins 🧎‍♀️🙏

#our flag means death #ofmd #gentlebeard #blackbeard #edward teach #stede bonnet

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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Ed's little flirty hey 🥹🥹

#our flag means death #ofmd #gentlebeard #edward teach #blackbeard #stede bonnet #ofmd s2

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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Say it louder for the people in the back

"it's bury your gays" they're all gay one of them just died "well it's bury your gay elders" Fang is older than Izzy and he's still kicking, "it's bury your disabled gays" Lucius, Ed, and Spanish Jackie, still around. "What about the people who come out late in life???" Stede divorced his wife at the ripe old age of 48, he's living in a seaside cabin with his boyfriend. "It's saying that people who are repressed/struggle with internalized homophobia deserve to die" *Regina George* so you agree, he's homophobic, but also, once again, Stede's still breathing. "But-"

You know you can be upset about your favorite side character dying without making up reasons the show is secretly bad

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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Can't wait for Ed and Stede going through the whole couple putting together ikea furniture frustrations.

#our flag means death #ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmd s2 spoilers #edward teach #blackbeard #stede bonnet #ed x stede

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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I don't remember tbh!

Just thinking things: what if Hornigold does check into their inn in season 3...

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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Izzy in season 3:

#too soon?#ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #you will rise again you motherfucking legend #I refuse to believe this was it

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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Just thinking things: what if Hornigold does check into their inn in season 3...

#ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #ofmd s2 spoilers #Stede and Ed having a quickie in the back room #suddenly being cockblocked by Hornigold incessantly dinging the bell #customer from hell

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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8 episodes really just wasn't enough. It felt way too rushed and the story could've been told so much more organically and beautifully with 10 eps. I wish we could've seen more of the crew. I'm happy with how Ed and Stede's storyline went this season although I would've liked to see a bit more casual intimacy.

#rant #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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One thing I won't forgive Max for is the amount of spoilers we've already seen in BTS videos. It wasn't hard to put 1 and 1 together, therefore I wasn't surprised. I know they've suddenly seen the light in terms of it being one of their most successful shows but in their need for constant advertising they spoiled way too much.

#rant #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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I'm convinced seagull Buttons will bring back Izzy in season 3.

#ofmd s2 spoilers

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smooth-crimminal · 6 months

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Ed is definitely having flashbacks to the night before when he got "well and truly docked" by Stede.