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Just a simple Noodle, coming out of her noodle house in the morning to check her noodle mail.

#noodles #kuhli loach #freshwater aquarium #planted community #aquablr #aquarium #fish #anubias

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#neutral evil

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

#keep it going everyone #my name is def not Amanda

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Happy birthday, Herbie Hancock!

#herbie hancock #jaco pastorius #Youtube

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It took me YEARS to learn that adults, in fact, did NOT want to hear about their spelling errors or grammatical errors or errors in punctuation. I honestly believed I was doing them a service and couldn’t figure out why they were so resistant to learning.

My adult family would refer to me as “Funk & Wagnalls” and I enjoyed sharing a nickname with an encyclopedia, though I didn’t realize they were teasing me because I was always so literal.

I just remembered a story that I think perfectly encapsulates the kind of person I was as a kid.

When I was in kindergarten, I noticed a lyric in one of the songs my teacher would play for us.

"Carrots are always orange."

I knew this was wrong. I liked learning weird fun facts, and I knew carrots weren't, in fact, always orange. And so I thought to inform my teacher of this.

"Yes, they are always orange." She said in reply.

As an autistic young lad, I did not like to be told I was wrong. I especially didn't like to be told I was wrong when I was objectively correct in a way that was very easy to prove. But I also did not like confronting authority figures. So I dropped it.

Until it was my turn to bring a snack for the class.

I begged my parents for a particular snack, and on my turn, I brought a container in with the snack I brought to share with the class.

Yellow, purple, and red carrot slices.

I was the coolest person alive to everyone in the classroom that day, and I proved my teacher wrong.

Anyway causing that kind of harmless chaos is probably why I'm like this now.

#I don’t usually respond to posts but I felt this one #I had a science teacher tell me that diatoms were celestial objects #I made her a money bet that she was incorrect and when I proved it she refused to pay me

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#the water of life

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two itty bitty studies for my bigger project. if you’d like to read a little more about them, I have it on my patreon in a free post. also I misspelled lake kutubu on my sketchbook im sorry.

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#these are the lyrics now i can’t hear anything else

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if there's one thing we can learn from this booping experience it's that we need to give people notes and interact with them for tumblr to be fun and thriving

#gotta press ‘em all

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reblog for easter

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damn we got crucifixion today

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Chef here…

If you’d ever worked with corn juice, you’d get it.

Also. “Young milf” is not an oxymoron.

Srsly though… corn juice. If personified corn could lactate, that juice would blow your dick and it tits right off.

“what do you mean you wouldn’t personify your state as a hot young MILF with sweet perky milkers?!”

#corn juice #iowa #monument #Union monument #corn titties #iowa y'all are fucking nuts lmao #omfg squeeze them corn titties in my face

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Some things I think people are overlooking in the tiktok ban bill, because it's not just a tiktok ban:

It gives the US government the ability to ban *any* app, website, or company they believe to be "controlled" by an "adversarial power" which can change whenever they want

It allows the President and the Administrative branch almost unilateral power to designate *any* app, website, or company to be under the control of an "adversarial power" (and just think about how that can be used un the hands of, say, Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis)

They have to offer little to no evidence for this. For example, tiktok - a Singaporean-headquartered and ran company, partially owned by US interests, incorporated in the Cayman Islands, and whose userdata is stored Austin, TX - is apparently controlled by the Chinese government

It also gives the Federal Government the ability to investigate and shut down any provider who gives access to these banned websites or services, including VPN. They will have unilateral power to dismantle VPNs through outrageous fines what will essentially force them to not operate in the US

A lot of the Congressional Representatives who supported this bill have large donors and/or stock in US Tech companies like Meta, Google, or Palantier who would benefit from the downfall of tiktok or the ability to purchase it and monopolize the market

Those same tech companies which sell our data constantly anyway, including to "adversarial powers"

This is so much more than just a tiktok ban.

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ACKCHUWALLY it starts on 311 day

Havent seen anybody talking about what a powerhouse March 14th-17th is. You start with Pi Day on the 14th, then Ides of March the next day, Stone Cold Steve Austin Day on 3/16, and ending with an actual holiday in St. Patricks Day. A 4 day marathon that has something for everyone. A true pillar of our society

#happy 311 from my family to your #311 day

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it’s time