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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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“ExcUSE me?!”

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i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating

for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me

#I think 1.7 #It might have been 1.6 #but I remember 1.7 in my launcher for mods #so that was when I was like into it into it

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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

#useful

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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

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How the night changes or whatever One Direction said

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Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

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it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can't i go in

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why do people love rubbing buzz cuts so much

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shrek is 15 years old today

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Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)

If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!

#Jay I'm not ready for this 🙏

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it them!!

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How do cats break objects that do not exist. I hesr a crash in the night and come morning I find nothing to be broken. What witchcraft is this

#smooziespeaks

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“Every thought is sabotage

What a fool I am

But how long can we keep playing?

Game after game

No losing game after losing game”

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