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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

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scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

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"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

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“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”

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the subway is an angel and they've plastered ads all over her

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@yeahitsak

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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

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#you are here paying rent -> 🌍

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see, when i think of bread, i first and foremost imagine something like this

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why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze

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Claude Monet's Home, Giverny, France by Ariane Caudelier

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#yes #lmao imagine