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I personally would like to know what other things allosaurus has seen that may be classified as bullshit

Who pissed off my man al so much in the time of the dinosaurs

#dumb stuff #no thoughts whatsoever #dinosaur #i need to know

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On the scale of dumbass with good intentions and dumbass with bad intentions I think I am a dumbass with average intentions otherwise known as a

Dumbass

#dumb stuff #no thoughts whatsoever #dnd alignments #pmseymourva

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mmm

Sammich

#dumb stuff #metal in the microwave

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Hey science side of tumbler need recommendations on what I should mix Mac and cheese with

#science side of tumblr #dumb stuff #mac and cheese

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Minecraft is a straight up horror game if it's foggy because on top of the normal threats like Teleporting demon men and Moss monsters that explode

You have to deal with the greatest enemy of all

The fog

In addition the fact ender men can spawn in foggy weather implies something even worse

#minecraft #dumb stuff #the fog

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Hey science side of tumbler what's the chemical composition of beans

#science #dumb stuff

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Good question but I would like to add

do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

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Oh shit hera is telling baby stories again get the popcorn

so athena burst out fully born from zeus's skull, right?

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That's not a butt plug that's a flail with +2 damage against undead

an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist

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O, ffend

Sounds like a spell

Good enough for me

-The bard that invented vicious mockery

#dnd bard #dnd #dumb stuff

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I find it funny that using a wooden stake to kill a vampire is considered a wives tale as in some vampire lore stabbing a stake into a vampires heart would only keep them from moving while someone got a weapon that can actually kill the vampire

But the fact that it's considered a

Wives tale

Is hilarious like there's just a bunch of midevil women sitting around and talking about ways to kill vampires like it's just a normal thing

#vampire #dumb stuff #pmseymourva #no thoughts whatsoever

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I personally give characters voices like even if they already have a voice actor I mentally strip them of their voice like Ursula from the little mermaid then force a new voice onto them it's just a common practice for me at this point and I'm too scared to stop

#voice acting #video games #dumb stuff #h e l p m e

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Reading cute fan fiction really makes me want to write cute fan fiction but because I believe my writing skills are not good enough to write cute fan fiction it makes me appreciate cute fan fiction more because no matter how cheesey the fan fiction gets I will always look at the creator of the fan fiction like a god

#fan fic related #fan fic writing #i like cheese