hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be
all buffyverse men know is to run away to another continent in a crisis, repress bisexuality, and desire salvation from an unattainable woman supposed to deliver them from themselves
surprise is up next in my btvs watch and as an enjoyer of the soft silly first scooby romances, i am in my feelings. made this to process said feelings.
buffy season 69 au where xander and anya (read: anya) get filthy rich off of bitcoin, immediately lose it all on ape nfts, and are forced to live on the run from the irs
IT'S DONE. Thank you again to everyone who has read and enjoyed this fic, and I hope everyone is having awesome holidays!
Read this final chapter for cameos that include......Cordelia, Harmony, Ethan, Larry, Blayne (Yes, that one guy from season 1) Amy, and those damn hyena kids! Also read for varyingly successful reunions, multiple attempted shovel talks, and a happy beginning!
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