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Im rock hard, solid stone

Ready to rumble, ready to bone

I thrust me hips, with all my might

So she's gonna be,

#original poem #short poem #poetry #poem #my poem #cum stone

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Once upon a time I was falling in March

But now Im only falling in June

Nothing left to say

A total eclipse of the moon

#song #music #wrong lyrics

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Youve heard of Tiddlywinks

Now prepare for WiddlyTwinks

#twink #tiddlywinks

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One of the worst feelings is being with a friend whom you regularly vibe with, but feel distant because you're in very different moods

#friends #frienship #mood #vibes

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Though he's a short king

And she towers over him

We know, he's on top

#d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #dungeons and memes #funny dnd #poem #haiku

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Elf Femboy Hooters

Orc Tomboy Outback

#d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #dungeons and memes #funny dnd #dungeon master #you know you want it #femboy #tomboy

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Creature: Soloist

"It is said that when the great minstrel Taeleya Hinszin passed, her soul became bound to her instrument, and she became a soloist for eternity. Her music can still be heard in her manse, echoing forever between empty walls: a song of death, and mourning of her own lifetime as one of the most influential musicians of her era."

Bardic remains. A soloist is born when a great musician passes into the afterlife, but their soul hangs on. Usually the object of their desire to stay is their instrument, which becomes imbued with their own undead energy, and begins playing again when the soul has finally found its resting place in the plane of the living. The undead spirit bound to the instrument is usually benign, only wishing to spend the rest of eternity playing its music, but the tune they play is so hauntingly beautiful that it can have a malignant effect on the living people that surround it. Those who hear a soloist's ghostly music are caught in a stupor and lose control over their bodies.

Malignant minstrels. Those bards or minstrels that chose a darker path in life, seeking fame for money or treating those around them with condescension and disdain, may become malignant soloists upon death. Their spirits are corrupted by greed or pride, and will use their music to lure unsuspecting victims to them, where they will make them serve the soloist for the rest of their lives.

Undead nature. A soloist doesn't need air, food, drink, or sleep.

Friends and companions. Those soloists who have traveled in minstrel bands or in circuses may become undead as a group when a disaster befalls them, or if they simply happen to pass within a few days of each other. Those who have created strong bonds of friendship or love may be bound to one another in the afterlife, and thus it is not uncommon to find two soloists together at all times. Minstrels that had animal companions or familiars in life may have the remainders of their pet's spirit accompany them.

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DM tip: more milfs

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Forgive me.

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We are ghost citizens of a ghost website. We indeed have ceased to operate, we merely exist as a false mimicry of organization, a warning to those who dare step too far

my colleague is doing a presentation on social media and she just said that tumblr ceased operating in 2017. i am going to pretend that she is correct and i do not have any evidence to the contrary

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Step 1: Have a Rat/Mouse familiar

Step 2: Chuck it at an enemy

Step 3: Shout "GO PIKACHU!"

Step 4: Cast Shocking Grasp as if you were in your Familiar's space

#d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #dungeon master #dungeons and memes #funny dnd #pokemon #pikachu

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BarlGura

#hololive #holomyth #gawr gura #gura #d&d #dungeons & dragons #dnd #dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #dungeons and memes #funny dnd #shitpost #vtuber

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Little lady lost, by her lonesome, she quivers meekly

Surrounded but alone, comforted by the lies of obscurity

Her beauty amplified in the vastness of scarcity

"You speak of you love with such delight"

I speak of a star on a cloudy night

#poem #poetry #poets on tumblr #stars #just a small town star #big city #big city analogy or something

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Just finished Little Witch Academia. Diana best girl

#little witch academia #diana cavendish #lettuce hair

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We were thrust into darkness as I followed my heart's beat like a drum

My body pushed and pulled til I was tired, til I was numb

Driven by instinct, the air damp in passion

"The night your lover comes?"

Nay, my work out session

In mindless insanity, my arms continue working

The world's weight bears malice and crushing

Numbered, a Century's worth in years

"What causes such suffering?"

Push-ups, driven to tears

A chill that decends upon my being

Brings kisses from sweet nectar

In my throat, chest and inner lining

"Dear friend, you speak of your lover?"

Nay, I drank water

#poem #poetry #poets on tumblr #exersice #water #hydration #pushups #drinks #hydrohomies

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Murder muder, crow

Murder murder murder, crow

Murder murder, crow

#poem #poetry #poets on tumblr #haiku #shitpost #short poem #murder #crow #murder crow #murder of crows #murder of crows murder #murder murder

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Oh dear, for what is that tether?

Oh dear, for what is that ball?

Oh dear, for what is that member?

Oh dear, I cant feel my hands at all

Oh dear, oh dear

#poem #poetry #poets on tumblr #kinkyshit #kinkyaf #he gets pegged #men get pegged #getting pegged