snarky-pastaroni
The Whimsical Artist
23. Chicago. 100% Organic Homo.
Artist. Wanderlust. Nerd. Witchcraft sideblog: listentothebirds
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Little miss gets wet at being told what to do
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I do feel like it’s important to make one calculated bad decision a week. For your health.
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My cat, Darby, having issues with his weasel toy.
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Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.
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Things I’m always down for:
- road trips
- breakfast for dinner
- coffee
- naps
- good music
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hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.
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