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snezfics-n-shit · 16 hours
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I went outside today for a change and my nose started running barely ten minutes into Being Outdoors
I don't always feel sexy but when I do it's when my body does something not usually considered sexy and I remember "people are into this"
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snezfics-n-shit · 16 hours
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Not wanting your kink to ever cross paths with your professional life be like "better double check this serious chat to make sure I didn't black out and spam 'I fuck sneezes all the time achoo more like fuck me' - in fact no, triple, quadruple, quintuple check even"
Can never be too careful 😤
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snezfics-n-shit · 17 hours
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thinking abt a poly relationship snzario where A is having a sneezing fit and B catches their sneezes for them while C strokes their hair and kisses their neck
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lovingly dedicated to @nostrildamus
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snezfics-n-shit · 1 day
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A burden shared
(this is a hurt + sickfic for Luci/Lilith, there isn't alot of snez in this but, i like it honestly and I hope ya'll do too. CW description of a battle field, death, injuries and blood (nothing too gory, i'm not a monster))
This was the end, the end of his life as a Seraphim, as the angel of death, as god’s favorite, all because he dared to dream. He weakly looked up at the red sky of Hell’s pride, the angels and exorcists were now flying back up to heaven leaving him and Lilith to pick up the pieces of their new home. Bodies were everywhere, bodies of sinners and a few hellborns lay dead in the streets. The clouds darkened with rain, harsh winds blew through their bodies with vengeance. Lilith watched her husband weakly stagger to his feet, stumbling through craters of the earth, tip toeing around entrails of what remained. He approach an old abandoned worn-down castle. Lucifer knew he didn’t have much strength left, he used most of what he had to fight to try and stay in heaven or to protect and heal Lilith. Still, they needed somewhere to stay, so he pressed his hands to the walls and with the last bit of magic, he had transformed it to its reformed state.
“Lucifer what are you doing!?” Lilith asked as she limped up behind him
“If we’re going to be down here, we might as well make the best of it” Lucifer smiled softly right before collapsing. Lilith grabbed him before her lover could hit the ground, she watched as the castle changed, its color becoming brighter, bricks falling back into place. Some of the other angels that fell alongside Lucifer-that weren’t gravely injured or dead- hurried to open the doors for her. Lilith carried Lucifer inside while being followed by her fellow fallen, for a while they took residence on the ground floor until they were strong enough to adventure upwards. Many of the appliances and furniture from the inside needed a mend or updating but it was better than being stuck out in the pouring rain.
When she found the-what would be considered- the master bedroom, she laid Lucifer down gently and began to bandage up what she could while he was unconscious. As a day or two went on some kind demons would bring over what they could to help. The change overnight was overwhelming, to say the least. Going from living in heaven and now in hell was jarring, they had lost everything, their home, their food, and those they thought would never betray them were the ones to almost kill them!
When Lucifer was conscious they both had to grapple with their new reality and it wasn’t easy. Still, they’d make do with what they had.
“ih! IIZZSCHYUE!” “Bless you, Luci, darling are you sure you’re alright?” Inquired Lilith as she let her husband help wash the dried blood from her body. Lucifer nods while rubbing at his nose with a wet sniffle.
“Yes dear, I’m alright. How are you doing?” “Still a bit sore but, better than yesterday, thank you.” Lilith kissed the top of his head while pushing his wet hair out of his face with a soft smile. It was good to see him finally not covered in golden blood. However, she couldn’t tell if it was because he was still recovering or if he had caught something. He had been sneezing since they woke up, his throat sounded painful and strained, not to mention the sniffling. Lilith did manage to sustain a few bad injuries herself, some Lucifer was able to heal himself, though others still needed time.
“I’m so sorry you got dragged into this Lili flower, you didn’t deserve this.” He apologized as he continued to wash Lilith’s body letting her blood be rinsed off and drained by the shower. Lilith shook her head and cupped his face in her hands making him look up at her. Her eyes met his with an adoring glint.
“I followed you by choice Lucifer, I followed you on my own volition, I chose to stick by you and I wouldn’t have it any other way. There’s no need to apologize my love” Lucifer looked up at her with admiration, oh how he loved her so much. Just as he was finishing up to let Lilith wash him up he let out a sudden
“Ih’kgnk! Gnnx-chiew! Hgk-chiew!” A wince and a groan slipped from his lips and he clutched his sides. Lilith quickly reached for him cautiously fearing he would fall over. Lucifer held onto the wall to steady himself and gasped out.
“Sorry, I-I’ll be okay.” Lilith shook her head at this and asked for Lucifer to be honest with her. The blond-haired demon twiddled his fingers a bit while muttering.
“Bm-maybe I’m a little under the weather. Ndothing serious I promise.” Lilith didn’t fully trust his answer, turning off the shower she grabbed a towel and wrapped him and then herself up.
“Stay here and dry off, I will go and fetch fresh warm pajamas and bandages, fix you up and you’ll be off to bed.” She says while carefully sitting Lucifer down on the closed toilet before leaving the bathroom. Lucifer couldn’t help but feel bad for her doing all this for him, he should be able to take care of himself he was the king of hell for hell's sake! But here he was sitting covered in stab wounds, bruises, gashes, and scars. Pathetically snuffling and sneezing while his wife who was still healing from her own injuries was taking care of him. He grumbled to himself while wiping his runny nose on the towel. He didn’t feel as bad when he woke up, but now it was starting to settle in. The aching grew worse with any sort of sudden movement, especially to his chest and ribs. He felt like he couldn’t get warm, his body still shivering underneath the thick fluffy soft towel. His head was clogged with congestion even with his nose running like a broken faucet. And don’t even get him started on his poor throat!
Lilith came back dressed in a casual nightgown with a first aid kit in hand. She went through and rebandaged his injuries trying to be as gentle as possible. She hated to feel him flinch from her touch, she hated even more how overly warm his skin felt to her. She reached into the box pulled out a thermometer and held it up to his mouth.
“Can you keep this under your tongue for me, dear?” Without another word, Lucifer opened his mouth just enough for her to slide the tool under his tongue. As she waited for the results she went back to assessing and fixing him up. A soft yet sad expression washed over her, she was still getting used to Lucifer’s new form. His eyes used to be this bright blue color now turned red and would sometimes change to a dilated menacing gold. His lower half was more goat-like, but now he had a long demon’s tail with an arrow tip that he wasn’t the best at controlling.
His hands which used to be a palish white now blackened from the forearms to the tips of his fingers. These features would become more apparent when angry, he would sprout horns and spitfire. She had changed, Lilith also had horns that would change in size as did her height. Even with the change not being as visibly significant as Lucifer’s, it was still something to adjust to! Yet she still adored the man before her, and he still adored her just the same. The thermometer was done by the time she had finished with the last set of bandages. Looking over the results she sighed and packed it away.
“No wonder you feel so awful, 101.5 isn’t good. It's not too high but, with your injuries, I’m still worried.” Extending a hand out to her husband, she helped dress him in comfortable pajamas as promised and helped him to beg. It hurt him more to see the bandages on Lilith’s ankles and wrists, he hated that she got hurt at all. He watched as she limped around trying to adjust her weight as she walked around.
“Lili, love wh-why dodn’t you rest a bmidute, I can manage on my own love.” He suggested hesitantly he outstretched his arms but had to reel back to muffle a few sneezes.
“Ih hih! IIZZSCHYUE IIZZSCHYUE!” Biting the inside of his cheek to hold back a grunt from pain he went back to making grabby hands at his wife. Of course, she couldn’t say no to him, so she climbed into bed alongside him. Shuffling up to her, he laid his head just barely against her. Lilith pulled him closer laying his head on her chest, her hands started to comb through his damp hair.
“Bless you, I do hope you feel better soon, Luci. I’m sorry you feel so awful.” “Thagks, it's alright Lili flower, I’ll be okay. I’ll be better after sobe sleep. I prombise.” Although she didn’t believe him, he wasn’t wrong about needing rest, he needed as much as he could get! She hummed in agreement and continued to stroke his head soothingly till they both ended up back asleep.
Due to how this cold was going Lucifer didn’t know how long he had slept but when he woke up he was utterly blocked up. He couldn’t get a stream of air through his nose, felt like it was filled with a wall of cement. His throat still hurt to the point of coughing, shit he didn’t need a cough on top of this! He also didn’t need to wake Lilith with it either. So he forced what strength he thought he had and slinked out of bed. The walk down the stairs was agonizing, each step felt like a shock wave of pain that coursed through his ailing body. Making it to the kitchen, he turned on the kettle after filling it with water and waited for it to boil.
Being out of bed wasn’t helping his chills, maybe he should’ve taken a blanket with him. His shoulders were hunched over as he sat on a stool in front of the countertop shivering and rubbing at his nose that for fuck sake wouldn’t stop twitching!
“Uhh…? IIYISSCHUE IIYISSCHUE! IYIIMPH!” He managed to muffle the last sneeze into his shirt thankfully but damn were those sneezes dizzying and strong. It felt like he had the wind knocked out of him! He had to hold onto the counter hoping not to fall off. The harshness of his sneezes ended up making him cough. Clutching his torso torso to try and lessen the pain, he was left gasping shakily for air.
“Damb that fuckig hurt” He whined out before hopping off the stool as the sound of boiling water rolled inside the kettle. Grabbing a mug he poured the water into the cup, grabbed some honey and lemon, and stirred it around, he also made a cup for Lilith. They also needed to eat something, maybe cooking couldn’t hurt him, it was just soup, right? He grabbed what they had and got started on making soup.
He may or may not have overestimated how much strength he had and was beginning to tire out. Fighting his body to stay upright wasn’t as easy as it sounded with each sneeze wracking his body and scratching at his sore throat. Even with him leaning against the counter while he let his soup cook he could feel his energy depleting.
“Sh-shit hih! IIYISSCHUE IIYISSCHUE!” These two had him desperately holding onto anything he could to stay on his feet.
“Luci?” A soft yet worried voice called out, Lucifer didn’t need to turn around to know that it was Lilith.
“Hi darling” He replied while using his sleeve to wipe at his nose.
“What are you doing out of bed?” She didn’t sound angry just concerned, Lucifer held up a mug of tea and handed it to her.
“I figured we needed sobethig to eat or drink so I went and made sobe tea, and soup is sti-stihh still cooking Hih! Kgnk! Ugh Sorry.” Taking the mug Lilith sighed and pulled her husband to her.
“You shouldn’t be out of bed, love, you can hardly stand up.” Lucifer shook his head and tried mustering up a smile.
“You’ve done so much already, and I’m perfectly well enough to make something for us, you’re still hurt too. I didn’t want you to do too much” Lucifer’s voice cracked almost painfully, Lilith cringed at how bad he sounded. Reached for a cloth she pressed it to his nose.
“Blow your nose dear, I can hardly understand you.” Blushing in embarrassment Lucifer tried to wiggle his way out of it but Lilith wasn’t having it. So he did as told, even though he hated being this weak in front of her. She gingerly cleaned up his face before looking at the contents in the pot grabbed the spoon to stir things around and added spices.
“I’ll take care of the soup, you sit back and enjoy your tea okay.” Lucifer pouted at this and tried to protest this.
“I’ve got it Lili Flower, please.” His attempt was weak, and Lilith smiled at him warmly.
“I know you do, and you got just about everything started, i’m just finishing it up for you, like how we used to. So please let me help.” She kissed his forehead, she could feel the heat radiating from him and it worried her. He shouldn’t be straining himself so much, she didn’t want his fever to get any higher. The king of hell huffed and agreed, this was something they would do at times. One would start cooking and the other would either help or come in later and take over. Yet he didn’t want Lilith doing all the work.
When the soup was done, they went back up the stairs to their bedroom and curled up under the covers. They both ate their soup cuddled up beside each other. The warmth of the soup and tea did wonders at warming him up from the inside. For once he wasn’t shaking like a leaf in the wind, it was also loosening up the congestion clogging up his head. The only downside was it made his nose run which resulted him in not so gently rubbing and wiping at it to keep himself from making a mess. Lilith looked over at him hearing a small grumbling noise from him and saw him harshly scrubbing at his nose that was almost a bright red color. She giggled a little at this, she couldn’t help but comment on it.
“Oh Luci love, be careful. Your nose is already so red.”This had Lucifer blushing deeper and almost looking crossed-eyed down at his nose. Lilith laughed harder at her husband’s antics.
“How's your soup?” Lucifer asked trying to keep from blushing any harder.
“It's good, you did a good job love.” Lucifer grinned a little at her compliment and leaned into her side as he set his bowl aside.
“I’mb glad, felt bad about you doig everything, I had to do sobethig for you.” Lilith’s brows furrowed confusedly, setting down her own bowl she asked for him to elaborate. Lucifer’s grin turned sheepish and the tips of his pointy ears tinted the same as his cheeks.
“W-well you’ve been taking care of me since we fell from hell. You’ve been doing everything, bandaging me up, helping me shower, making food, helping the other fallen, and all I’ve done was lie here like a pathetic log while you did all the work.” Tears lined the rims of his eyes as he looked away from the half-human half-demon queen. He looked down at his bandaged arms as he couldn’t face her like this.
“Y-You don’t deserve this Lilith…You deserve to be happy, you deserve to see the good in people, and you deserve to see the light and be up in paradise….Not stuck down here with sobe loser who thigks his dreams will get hib ady where.” Before Lucifer could continue as the tears rained down his face, he felt warm palms gently cup his face and the weight of the bed shifting. He was pulled into a tender kiss by the woman who was now straddling his waist. She made sure not to put too much of her weight on him as she did this not wanting to hurt him.
“Lucifer, I told you before, I chose to do this with you. From the moment I left Adam to now, everything I did was by choice. Sure some things I did unsure of the outcomes but I do not regret them, if I didn’t I wouldn’t be with you. I’m taking care of you because you took care of me, you took the brunt of the attack, you took those spears, arrows, and whatever else they threw at you….When they took me from you and asked whether I would take the same fate as you, I knew that I would be exiled, but I chose to do it because I would still be with you. That is all that matters to me. That I am with you, and that we are both happy. Me taking care of you is the least I could do for you!” She pulled him into a hug as she continued.
“I love you, whether you are Sameal the Seraphim and angel of death, or Lucifer Magne Morningstar, sin of pride and king of hell. You took a risk, and it may not have gone as planned, but it's a start, and I don’t want you to give up. Please. Lucifer.” Her voice breaking as she pleaded to him, Lucifer hesitantly wrapped his arms around her slowly melting into her embrace.
“So please just let me take care of you….You don’t have to take this on all on your own…” Her voice almost a whisper. At first, Lucifer remained silent before he nuzzled his face into the crook of her shoulder while nodding.
“Alright, my precious Lili flower. We can share this burden together…as king and queen.”
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snezfics-n-shit · 2 days
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someone being exceptionally fond of a particular herb or spice, perhaps for sentimental reasons, or simply a particular liking for it, to the extent where the people around them associate them with it. the scent of it tends to linger in their kitchen, whether from brewing it in tea, folding it into baked goods or assembling distinctly aromatic spells. they are, however, noticeably sensitive to it, or outright allergic.
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snezfics-n-shit · 2 days
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AI could never create what I create in my mind with my dick in my hand.
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snezfics-n-shit · 2 days
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Grouchy 😾😾😾😾
Was having an okay day and then boom my head is like "hey remember that thing that made you angry that one time? What if you got angry about that again even though you can do literally nothing about it?"
Maybe I need to jack off or something to relax I dunno but I don't really feel like it 😭
... Damn I'm really the entire circus I coulda just talked out what I'm mad about with somebody but my brain jumped to jacking off
But like in my defense I don't wanna like.. be a complainer y'know?
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snezfics-n-shit · 2 days
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Just for fun/out of curiosity:
There are no right or wrong answers here, I'm just very curious because I never know where the line is with my vanilla writing 😅
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snezfics-n-shit · 3 days
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In the mood for some listening so like if anyone has thonks about maybe a.a or hi.t.ma.n (snz or not, I just wanna listen to your thonks) hmu maybe with a DM or something and so I can hear your thonks (well, read, but same thing)
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snezfics-n-shit · 4 days
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On the moon for celebratory reasons rn and I'm gonna have the best time listening to wavs yeehaw
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Forehead kisses make everything better tho
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snezfics-n-shit · 4 days
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Dipping my toes into new fandom territory so I figured I'd share a bit of this WIP to see what you guys think
It's H.itm.an (I've only played the shiny new trilogy so I'm going off that). I just think a man genetically engineered to be physically perfect deserves a bad cold heehee
But uhh here ya guys go, little sneaky peeky. No spelled snz (might edit some in later but I need to be in the zone for that)
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  For all the superhuman capabilities that Agent 47 possessed that made him the perfect assassin, there were still plenty of parts of human life that could catch up to him, the common cold being no exception. Of course, he usually had his ways of working through feeling unwell, just as many hard workers who were not even genetically engineered would, but like those same hard workers, it was inevitable that some of those colds were particularly bad ones. This one, for instance, had him calling Diana personally to request time off to recover, though her sudden change in tone to one of worry that 47 had never heard before left him second guessing that decision.
No matter how worried Diana was, however, she couldn’t help but smirk on her way to 47’s safehouse. She wasn’t happy to hear he was ill, but there was a bubbling amusement at the agent once again showing her his humanity, something she didn’t think many others had the chance to experience. This amusement grew the second she unlocked the door to see just what 47’s interior decorating tastes entailed: a lot of humorous posters and paintings, many of which featuring cats. She wondered just how much they had to say about the agent’s well-concealed personality, given the fact that he never hosted any guests and would therefore be the only one intended to see the safe house’s decor. 
Diana’s initial path was to the safehouse basement’s infirmary. After all, what better place would there be to fight off an illness than somewhere stocked with all kinds of medical supplies at the ready? Something in the back of her mind stopped her as she neared the door leading to the stairs, however, and managed to direct her to 47’s bedroom on the upper floor. 
There he was, admittedly adorably pressing a rather abused looking tissue against his nose as he kept himself occupied reading a newspaper article speculating about his last target’s demise. Diana watched quietly from a distance as 47 jerked forward with his fingers pinching his nose much too hard. When he did it a second time just a few moments after, Diana couldn’t help but break the silence. 
“You mustn’t do that, 47.” She scolded him calmly. “Surely you’re aware of the risk of injury stifling a sneeze entails.” 
“You know,” 47 sniffled just as strategically silently as he liked to carry out his assassinations, “it is more acceptable to respond to a sneeze with a ‘bless you’ or wishes for good health.”
“Is requesting you not potentially fracture a rib or rupture any blood vessels not a wish for good health?” 
“It could be.” 47 conceded, not being one to talk when it came to deviating from social norms. 
Diana found herself smirking again. Perhaps this was Agent 47’s idea of a joke, but that raised more questions regarding his condition. Curious, she rested her palm on his forehead, not at all surprised with the heat that radiated before she even touched his skin.
“You’re burning up, 47.”
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snezfics-n-shit · 5 days
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Someone jacking off to relieve stress but that stress has also made them the prime candidate for a cold ☺️
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Broke:
“N-no, I don’t have toooo…heh…to…sneeze”
“Oh really? So if i touch your nose juuuust so….. that doesn’t bother you?”
Woke:
“No, I’m not distracted by your sneezing” 
“Oh? So it doesn’t bother you that I still need to- hehh! My nose still tickles so bad…iiHHH! I’m gonna….”
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snezfics-n-shit · 6 days
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boobs <3 boobies, even.
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