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sniproscope

i dont do science i AM science

shitposts, science, and self loathing

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sniproscope·a month agoAnswer

Heeeeeey I should probably apologize for almost dying and also the tongues...

It’s quite alri- Tongues.

What. What tongues.

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sniproscope·a month agoAnswer

Heeeeeey I should probably apologize for almost dying and also the tongues...

It’s quite alri- Tongues.

What. What tongues.

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sniproscope·a month agoAnswer

Heeeeeey I should probably apologize for almost dying and also the tongues...

It’s quite alri- Tongues.

What. What tongues.

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sniproscope·a month agoText

spiindrift:

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spiindrift:

For all you glory-hounds laud about for second chances, y’all don’t seem t’practice what you preach.

It’s almost as if forgiveness must be earned, not given.

An’ how exactly has the green menace earned forgiveness t’let him get so many second chances? Seems hypocritical t’me.

You will have to ask the captain about that, I am afraid.

I tend to try and messily murder those who have wronged the ones I care about, especially my Brainstorm.

The green menace owes me his optics and processor unit, but as per my therapy, I am not to partake in trophy collecting behaviors.

I’ll take this t’him then.

And, look, I made a bad choice and took the job from Greenstorm. You wanna get pissy about the failed attempt on your boytoy’s life, take it up with the mech who paid for the hit.

You were stupid enough to take a job that reeked of Far Too Personal; and for Far Too Personal reasons.

As I am… currently prohibited from my preferred forms of vengeance, I will politely suggest that should you see me in the hallways during your stay- hide.

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sniproscope·a month agoText

spiindrift:

sniproscope:

spiindrift:

For all you glory-hounds laud about for second chances, y’all don’t seem t’practice what you preach.

It’s almost as if forgiveness must be earned, not given.

An’ how exactly has the green menace earned forgiveness t’let him get so many second chances? Seems hypocritical t’me.

You will have to ask the captain about that, I am afraid.

I tend to try and messily murder those who have wronged the ones I care about, especially my Brainstorm.

The green menace owes me his optics and processor unit, but as per my therapy, I am not to partake in trophy collecting behaviors.

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sniproscope·a month agoText

therealtarnshady:

[He’s covered in pumpkin guts.]

[Is also covered in pumpkin innards. Solidarity.]

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sniproscope·2 months agoText

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He wouldn’t, right?

I don’t know who this is about, but just know- he makes a single solitary tear fall from your optic and I’ll be undoing months of therapy induced progress.

Pops, don’t. Not on my account.

If anyone is worth doing such a thing, it’s you firecracker.

If someone hurts you, I will hurt them far worse.

I don’t want him hurt, especially if there’s no proof he’s actually done anything.

I won’t act until there is proof, until I see for sure.

But if there is, Rodimus - then I will be taking certain steps.

Even if there’s proof, I still don’t want him hurt. What’s the point of hurting him? It’s not going to make me feel better and it’s not going to undo anything.

Because actions have consequences, Rodimus.

And I, along with many others, are very tired of actions against you not having anywhere near enough consequence.

That’s not - Pops, this is my problem. It’s my husband. I should handle this, not you and not anyone else.

As you wish, firecracker.

I’ll just be the backup- and the cleanup.

*spoiler droops, even as he gives a sigh of relief* Thanks, Pops.

I - don’t think I can handle it tonight. Can I… stay with you?

[Soft smile.]

Of course, firecracker. I have cinnabar swirl and a whole host of movies- we’ll make a night of it, bundle you up and fall asleep on the couch.

After all, Kiki needs to be taught all the Best Movies by her big brother.

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sniproscope·2 months agoText

incendiius:

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He wouldn’t, right?

I don’t know who this is about, but just know- he makes a single solitary tear fall from your optic and I’ll be undoing months of therapy induced progress.

Pops, don’t. Not on my account.

If anyone is worth doing such a thing, it’s you firecracker.

If someone hurts you, I will hurt them far worse.

I don’t want him hurt, especially if there’s no proof he’s actually done anything.

I won’t act until there is proof, until I see for sure.

But if there is, Rodimus - then I will be taking certain steps.

Even if there’s proof, I still don’t want him hurt. What’s the point of hurting him? It’s not going to make me feel better and it’s not going to undo anything.

Because actions have consequences, Rodimus.

And I, along with many others, are very tired of actions against you not having anywhere near enough consequence.

That’s not - Pops, this is my problem. It’s my husband. I should handle this, not you and not anyone else.

As you wish, firecracker.

I’ll just be the backup- and the cleanup.

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sniproscope·2 months agoText

incendiius:

sniproscope:

incendiius:

sniproscope:

incendiius:

sniproscope:

incendiius:

He wouldn’t, right?

I don’t know who this is about, but just know- he makes a single solitary tear fall from your optic and I’ll be undoing months of therapy induced progress.

Pops, don’t. Not on my account.

If anyone is worth doing such a thing, it’s you firecracker.

If someone hurts you, I will hurt them far worse.

I don’t want him hurt, especially if there’s no proof he’s actually done anything.

I won’t act until there is proof, until I see for sure.

But if there is, Rodimus - then I will be taking certain steps.

Even if there’s proof, I still don’t want him hurt. What’s the point of hurting him? It’s not going to make me feel better and it’s not going to undo anything.

Because actions have consequences, Rodimus.

And I, along with many others, are very tired of actions against you not having anywhere near enough consequence.

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sniproscope·2 months agoText

incendiius:

sniproscope:

incendiius:

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incendiius:

He wouldn’t, right?

I don’t know who this is about, but just know- he makes a single solitary tear fall from your optic and I’ll be undoing months of therapy induced progress.

Pops, don’t. Not on my account.

If anyone is worth doing such a thing, it’s you firecracker.

If someone hurts you, I will hurt them far worse.

I don’t want him hurt, especially if there’s no proof he’s actually done anything.

I won’t act until there is proof, until I see for sure.

But if there is, Rodimus - then I will be taking certain steps.

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sniproscope·2 months agoText

incendiius:

sniproscope:

incendiius:

He wouldn’t, right?

I don’t know who this is about, but just know- he makes a single solitary tear fall from your optic and I’ll be undoing months of therapy induced progress.

Pops, don’t. Not on my account.

If anyone is worth doing such a thing, it’s you firecracker.

If someone hurts you, I will hurt them far worse.

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sniproscope·2 months agoText

incendiius:

He wouldn’t, right?

I don’t know who this is about, but just know- he makes a single solitary tear fall from your optic and I’ll be undoing months of therapy induced progress.

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sniproscope·3 months agoAnswer

libera me

  • libera me - write a small drabble about why your muse is awake at 2 am.

[”Hushabye, now.”, he crooned, his voice softer than it had ever been. Rough and tired and with peeks of the dockside Altihexian whispering through it as Kickback’s tinier voice huffed in annoyance as she reached up to pat her carrier’s chestplate.
“Siiiiiiiing. Singsing!”
“Yes, yes. One song, and then you sleep, alright?”
“Siiiiiing! I sleep.”
His voice carried- soft and loving and all the things he thought Death had ripped from his chest and soul in a gunshot flash; he sang her lullabies he swore he forgot, and she held tight to his hand with both of her smaller ones as her optics glimmered in low light.]

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sniproscope·3 months agoAnswer

domine jesu christe

  • domine jesu christe - write about the last time your muse was tempted.

[There have been many temptations Perceptor has had to weather in his life since leaving the Wreckers- but the most abundant is the temptation to once again drown his sorrows in alcohol. What keeps him on the straight and narrow is his granddaughter Zippy (the child of Rodimus and Swerve) and his daughter Kickback.]

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sniproscope·3 months agoText

classic-starters:

REQUIEM  ASKS  /  WRITING  EXERCISES

  • introit - if your muse could revive one person from the dead, who would it be and why?
  • kyrie - what are your muse’s thoughts on the afterlife?
  • offertorium - what piece of art describes your muse?
  • domine jesu christe - write about the last time your muse was tempted. 
  • sanctus - when they wake up screaming from a nightmare, who is it that your muse calls for?
  • dies irae - how does your muse handle rejection?
  • lacrimosa - what does your muse smell like?
  • pie jesu - imagine someone asks your muse “what have you become?” write how they respond to that question.
  • tuba mirum - what does your muse look forward to most about growing old/er?
  • rex tremendae - what does your muse fear most about growing old/er?
  • benedictus - someone is selling jewelry on the side of the road. what piece catches your muse’s eye?
  • recordare - what is your muse’s least favourite house chore? which is their favourite?
  • agnus dei - does your muse attend church regularly? if so, describe the church / religion. if not, why?
  • lux aeterna - does your muse have any mental illnesses? if so, what are they?
  • libera me - write a small drabble about why your muse is awake at 2 am.
  • confutatis - what does your muse think about their childhood home / home life? is it a safe place? how did it impact the way they grew up? regardless of whether it is or isn’t, does your muse think it is a good place?
  • in paradisum - when your muse dies, how would they like to be buried?
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sniproscope·3 months agoAnswer

To embarrass him.

Why would I do that?

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sniproscope·3 months agoAnswer

Why not?

Why should I?

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sniproscope·3 months agoAnswer

Tell us the most embarrassing thing Brainstorm has said about Whirl :)

No.

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