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Dont Back Down, Double Down
Now then Dimitri. You know how we've always talked about the possibility
of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen
bomb.
Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of,
well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little…
funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what
he did, he ordered his planes… to attack your country. Well let me
finish, Dimitri. Let me finish, Dimitri. Well, listen, how do you think I
feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri? Why do you
think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to
you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, Dimitri. I'm
just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a
friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't
friendly, … you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach
their targets for at least another hour. I am… I am positive, Dimitri.
Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick.
Well I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run
down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the
planes. Yes! I mean, if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say
that, uh, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them,
Dimitri. I know they're our boys. Alright, well, listen… who should we
call? Who should we call, Dimitri? The people…? Sorry, you faded away
there. The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. Where is that,
Dimitri? In Omsk. Right. Yes. Oh, you'll call them first, will you? Uh
huh. Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri?
What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information. I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm
very sorry. Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I
am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than
I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you ...
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