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snoopysoobysoo · 3 years
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Me: Yeah, I’m totally straight
Marisa Tomei: *exists*
Me: So that was a fucking lie.
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snoopysoobysoo · 3 years
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I will never come out to my parents
One day when I’m married to a woman and my parents come over they’ll have some questions.
And imma be like no, this is my roommate and close friend and we just happened to platonically adopt this child.
Yup.
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snoopysoobysoo · 3 years
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Love this never ending cycle of my anxiety making me depressed, making it difficult for me to be productive, which makes me more anxious and so on
Lol
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snoopysoobysoo · 3 years
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My favorite thing about people who are technologically challenged is that they always skip the tutorial/instructions.
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snoopysoobysoo · 3 years
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The fact that I’m in my 5th year of spanish and I still cannot hold a conversation with someone in spanish...
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snoopysoobysoo · 3 years
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Today my spanish teacher was explainer the verb “dar”
And even though it is an -ar ending verb, in preterite it is conjugated as “dimos”
And then he said that it’s not “irregular” that’s mean. It’s actually special.
And THEN he said that it is a trans-ending verb (meaning transitions) and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it wanting to wear different endings
🥰😭🥰😭my heart😭🥰😭🥰
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snoopysoobysoo · 3 years
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The Handler: I need you to go to Wisconsin and kill the entire board of directors
Five, grabbing an ax:
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