Patton: Jan, are you-
Janus: *loud hissing*
Patton, unfazed: Hungry?
Janus: *much softer hissing*
Patton: Well, dinner’s ready when you want to come downstairs.
You mean the purest little enby icon in the galaxy that began my questioning of my own sexuality and gender? Screw Aoba (NOT LITERALLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD), this fucker deserves more love than he got. *pulls out powerpoint presentation*
This young child (he’s 23 not a child but you get the point) is my favorite character of any anime ever made and will never be matched EVER. This precious entity was trapped in a tower his whole life like Rapunzel by the villain of the main series and he’s the twin brother of the main character Aoba because 1) he was a biologically engineered child and 2) he has the power to control people through his sight. But, during the end of the series Sei died.
I would kill on command for this boy, he is my child and I will defend him until my own death. I literally cry every time I watch his death scene, not gonna lie.
On slide twelve through twenty, you’ll find all the reasons I fucking despise Ren because Sei essentially gave his body up to him for no reason. And slide twenty-one through thirty holds my deep, burning hatred for Tatsuo Toue and all the reasons I’m glad he died in the main series for basically forcing Sei’s consciousness to deteriorate so that this fucker could control an island, thus leading to Sei’s later death.
In this essay, I will-
hey op, old blog friend on anon, dmmd fandom is coming back
Y-You mean the….yeah you mean that blog, shitfuck. Didn’t think anyone would figure that out. Excuse me while I scream into a pillow for a few years.
Well, any chance to simp over Sei being adorable and deserving of a life outside Oval Tower, I guess. Still ain’t going back to that dead freaking blog though.
I love youuu
I love you too, babe.
We both respect and simp for sw and strippers
-a very gay asexual
Imagine going on anon and not letting people try to live their best life? Anyways I know this may not mean much but I fully support you and hope you succeed in life!!
It means a lot! I wish you the best too, friend! I hope you succeed in life as well!
hey u cant be a sw and a regressor
Actually, Karen, I can. Just like I was a cashier and a regressor, or a pet-sitter and a regressor, or a poem-writer and a regressor, or maybe even a gum dealer in middle school. It’s called separation. You know, like church and state.
Janus: Forbidden snack?
Logan: Here. *hands him some rocks made of fudge and fondant*
Janus: *chomps into one expecting to break his teeth*
Janus: DECEPTION UPON YOUR NAME! DISHONOR!
Logan: You don’t like them? I guess I’ll have to eat them myself then. *tries to take them back*
Janus: NO! *shoves more in his mouth* MINE!
Logan: Alright, alright.
Hey mom, my irl mom didn't really care, but I wanted to tell someone. I got a really good grade on my test, the highest I've ever gotten on that test. You'll probably not read this anyways, but thank you for making me smile
I’m so proud of you, kiddo! You get all the celebration cookies!
Thanks you for always standing up for SW and educating people!
Of course! I won’t stand for people like that in my inbox.
YOU TELL 'EM HUN!!!!!!!
what a glorious hoe. i'll adopt this one.
✨Moi?✨ Adopted? Gladly! Also, grazie, it’s amazing to know that my hoe-ness is well-known.
can u keep your sw talk off tumblr their gross?? hoe
First of all, no. Because this is a SW-positive blog as I am a SW-positive person who 1) have and had friends that are or were SWs and 2) strippping is something I know that I’m going to do while I’m at college because money isn’t just going to magically appear in my bank account.
So take your irrelevant, unwarranted, and most of all disrespectful opinion of yours other places because it’s not welcome here and neither are you, regardless of you hiding your bigoted self and your bloated ego behind an anonymous tag.
Second; do you run my blog? No? Huh, I guess it’s mine then and I’ll have to do with it what I please, which means talking about the things I support and have interest in which don’t rely on your little opinion. Pity, really.
Thirdly, yes, I am a hoe. ✨Thank you, love.✨ It’s my favorite thing to be.
Oh! Thanks! My friend is a size 11 women's though, any ideas for that? :0 (also it's totally fine if it's over 30 as long as it's not like 80 bucks heheh)
My personal favorite that I plan to get when I can that’s available in 11 is Sky-309HG in Silver. Taboo-709DS is available in 11; very studded, very pretty. Sky-309MG is available in 11 and very glittery. Other personal favorites that are slightly more expensive than those are Sky-320MMR, Unicorn-708MG, Lovesick-712T, and Adore-709HGG.
Mom I wanna get my friend some 7 inch black heels, or like some reay cool colored ones (preferably $30 or under) any ideas?
If you’re going with all black? Pleaser Scallop-708N-SC. It’s $41.95. All black, cute design and it’s a sandal type of shoe. Right now they’re only avaliable in 6, 7, and 8 though.
Colorful? Pleaser Scallop-708-2HGM. Also $41.95, various colors, another sandal type shoe. The majority are avaliable in 6 and 7 but the gold is also avaliable in 8.
Under 30$ is a little impossible at the moment since the shoes they do have under 30$ are sold out but Pleasers allows you to do a payment plan where you can break the cost down into 4 equal payments.
Janus, presenting Remus to the other sides: Remus, much like a shark, has over five hundred teeth in his mouth.
Logan: I have found it.
Virgil: Found what?
Logan: The most precious “bean” as Patton calls the term.
Logan: It’s right here. *cups Virgil’s face*
Virgil: Aw, you like me.
Janus: *bonks Virgil on the head with a cardboard tube*
Janus: CAIN INSTINCT!
Virgil: I fucking hate you.
Janus: Don’t lie, you love me being your little brother.
Virgil: I won’t kill you if that’s what you’re insinuating.