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sober-salad · 6 hours
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siobhan getting SO posh when she’s pissed is very funny to me. like a little victorian child
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sober-salad · 21 hours
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fantasy high characters i have so many thoughts about all the time every day for forever:
1. kristen chilis applebees
2. sandra lynn faeth
3. fig faeth
4. adaine abernant
5. aelwyn abernant
6. ayda augefort
in conclusion, women
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sober-salad · 1 day
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Oh. So when the Bad Kids kill a Helioic religious zealot it’s sooo great. But when I, Kipperlily Copperkettle-
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sober-salad · 1 day
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**in my best augefort voice**
the bad kids are, first and foremost, haters. that is why they’re so powerful. yes they care about their loved ones and community and they are always saving the world— whatever. their haterism is what keeps them motivated.
the rat grinders, on the other hand, are fueled by evilness NOT haterism. this is their folly. if kipperlily could tap into haterism she would be able to take down kristen, but since she is the stronger hater she keeps winning.
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sober-salad · 2 days
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love hearing everyone’s fantasy high senior year predictions but unfortunately this is the only thing going through my mind every time i see them
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sober-salad · 3 days
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trying to figure out how much the other rat grinders were involved with buddy dawns death
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sober-salad · 3 days
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when sandra lynn and jawbone get married baxter is their officiant btw. this came to me in a prophetic dream, it is not up for debate.
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sober-salad · 3 days
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emily "i'm a wifeguy too" axford
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sober-salad · 3 days
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Dream Time Quangle Cast
Zac - Ricky
Siobhan - Riva
Murph - Gerard
Lou - Fabian
Ally - Margaret
Emily - Saccharina
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sober-salad · 5 days
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adaine scrawling furiously in the augefort burn book: oisin hakinfar is a traitorous hottie ❗️
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sober-salad · 7 days
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Kristen meeting up with her parents in Krom's Diner is funny to me because it conjures the image of Sandra Lynn, Jawbone, and Lydia watching through a Mordred window with binoculars making sure that nothing bad happens
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sober-salad · 7 days
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Ratgrinders Side Quest Dream Cast
Kipperlily Copperkettle played by Vic Michaelis
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Rueben Hopclap played by Jacob Wysocki
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Mary Ann Skuttle played by Jake Hurwitz
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Buddy Dawn played by Caldwell Tanner
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Ivy Embra played by Anna Garcia
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Oisin Hakinvar played by Lou Wilson
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sober-salad · 8 days
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if i think too much about kristen’s younger siblings I am filled with a unspeakable amount of grief.
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sober-salad · 8 days
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girl failure, kipperlily copperkettle
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sober-salad · 12 days
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they are so high level oh my god
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sober-salad · 12 days
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why don’t the bad kids simply kill bobby dawn
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sober-salad · 23 days
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it’s junior year and sandra lynn is now on vacation with her boyfriend, her ex husband, his new wife, and her baby daddy. i love this trailer trash elf and her billion adopted kids. live laugh wolf
sandra lynn should have a southern accent. that woman has two first names, a bald (ex) husband, the hairiest boyfriend alive, and a house full of other peoples children. that is southern mom representation.
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