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just to remember that this year it'll be 200 years since october 10th 1824

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This is the funniest video ever

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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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There’s a very easy solution to this.

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My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing

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apparently not everyone is aware of james fitzjames inshallah so.

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I abbreviate "Beetlejuice" to "BJ" with my one friend whose special interest is Beetlejuice and it's fine, it's protocol, it's a Tuesday afternoon, but I just did it with another friend via the sentence, "I don't even like BJ that much. I just wanna see that worm," and it was a little less than fine, I think.

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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if dragons were real there'd be so much discourse about whether being in a relationship with one, assuming they were intelligent enough to be able to consent, is a "predatory power dynamic", to which someone in the thread would inevitably reply "of course it's a predatory power dynamic why do you think i'm fucking them"

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Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

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god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

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Happy none pizza w/ left beef day everyone

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Many things can be true at once.

Israel is an apartheid state that unjustly occupies Palestinian land.

Israel is a Jewish state.

Jews worldwide do not bear the responsibility of the Israeli army or government.

The American government backs Israel, largely because of the efforts of evangelical Christian lobbyists. Wether or not Jewish Americans want this is irrelevant to the USA military.

The American government is rooted in white supremacy and antisemitism, and is constantly verging on Christian theocracy.

Criticism of Israel, while necessary, can very easily be co-opted into antisemitism. It needs to be handled carefully.

We can expect both antisemitic and Islamophobic hate crimes to spike in the coming weeks.

Jews and Muslims are not enemies. We have to remember that and stand up for each other.

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MAFF?

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GHOSTS SERIES 5 | GOOGLE DRIVE

All 6 episodes are now on my Google Drive in HD 👻

If playback/download limit is exceeded, you either need to make a copy to your own Drive and watch it that way, or wait 24 hours to view it on mine

The 2023 Christmas special will also be added on release, and I’ll also add the new series of the Inside Ghosts podcast

Reblog my main masterpost HERE (link also in my pinned post)

Enjoy.