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If this isn't me.

Y'all I wish it was "no thoughts head empty"- instead I'm "many thoughts head full" bitch I am at capacity

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This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

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There's a new swarm of totally real ladies with empty blogs following me, and I'm blocking and reporting them left and right. If you are an actual human person with a brand new account trying to follow me, I urge you to please post *anything at all* on your blog so that when I go to check who the heck you are, I can tell you aren't just a bot-encrusted void. Just a simple "hello this is my lurker account I use to follow people" is enough.

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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

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Oh My Thor, I can’t stop laughing!

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by @baixianggua

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That Chris Evans deactivated all his social media accounts is such a power move actually. Good for him.

#chris evans #i'm gonna miss the dodger content though #dodger was the only reason I followed him.

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Tim: How did you realize that you are bisexual? Bernard: While watching Princess Diaries. First I saw Anne Hathaway and went "woah" and then I saw Chris Pine and went *WOAH!" Tim: That's valid.

#batman #batman fandom #tim drake #bernard dowd #tim x bernard #timbern

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Teenage Bruce Wayne in the Gotham show is such a menace, that if Red Hood existed there he would simp for him (and have a massive crush)

Red Hood: *Totally demolishes a chain gang* Bruce: *sighs dreamily* He’s so hot. Selina: First of all, he’s wearing a bucket over his head, so you can’t possibly know that. And second, we need to have a serious talk about your taste in guys.

#batman #red hood #gotham series #jason todd #bruce wayne #selina kyle #brujay if you squint

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Aegon: Do you know what I hate doing most after a party? Aemond: Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?

#hotd #house of the dragon #aemond targaryen #aegon targaryen ii #original: the golden girls

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Heleana: Why can't you sleep on the couch and give Aemond and Luke your room? Aegon: Are you crazy?! What will the servants think if they see two men in my bedroom? Daeron: They think it's Tuesday.

#hotd #house of the dragon #aegon targaryen ii #heleana targaryen #daeron targaryen #original:the golden girls

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Unhinged Lucerys is my favorite. Imagine Aemond marries Floris Baratheon and has a baby with her, and Luke is babynapping it. Rhaenyra: Lucerys, what is that? Lucerys: It’s a baby. Daemon: We can see that, but whose is it? Lucerys: ... Rhaenyra: Please, don’t tell me it’s Aemonds and Floris baby! Lucerys: Floris asked me too look after him for a while. She didn’t say it has to be in King’s Landing. Rhaenyra pulling her hair thinking of a way to avoid a huge crisis without anyone getting killed, and Daemon is just laughing his head off. Meanwhile, Lucerys has developed a husbandnapping plan as well, and he can’t  wait to put it into action.

#hotd #house of the dragon #lucerys velaryon #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen #lucemond #kind of #unhinged lucerys my beloved.

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While we are on the subject: I still can’t believe that Emilio and Mondo didn’t win their seasons, and Gretchen still makes my blood boil. She’s the worst winner, together with Jeffrey from season 3.

#random #project runway

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I’ve been re-watching the first ten seasons of Project Runway, and man, this show used to be so good! I really miss Heidi, Michael and Tim, it’s not the same without them.

Anyway, this is my personal re-cap: Season 1 Favorites: Austin, Jay, Kara, Kevin, Nora  Least favorite/s: Wendy Season 2 Favorites: Nick, Daniel V, Chloe, Diana Least favorite/s: Santino Season 3 Favorites: Mychael, Bradley, Uli, Kayne, Alison Least favorite/s: Jeffrey, Keith

Season 4 Favorites: Christian, Rami, Victorya, Kit Least favorite/s: Jillian, Ricky Season 5 Favorites: Blayne, Kortu, Leanne, Jerell Least favorite/s: Stella, Joe, Kenley

Season 6 Favorites: Logan, Carol Hannah, Irina, Epperson, Althea, Malvin Least favorite/s: Mitchell, Gordana

Season 7 Favorites: Seth Aaron, Emilio, Maya, Anthony, Jay, Amy Least favorite/s: Mila, Jesse

Season 8 Favorites: Christopher, Michael C, A.J., Mondo, Valerie Least favorite/s: GRETCHEN, April, Ivy Season 9 Favorites: Anthony Ryan, Anya, Joshua M, Laura Kathleen, Viktor Least favorite/s: Bert Season 10 Favorites: Dmitry, Fabio, Sonjia, Christopher, Melissa Least favorite/s: Elena, Gunnar, Ven

#totally random #just babbling #no context #project runway