soldiermom1973

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Slide over and kiss me– I’ve got more than whiskey in mind. 

#mass effect #kaidan alenko #mshenko #fan art

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@glassguillotine for you my dear 💖based on this

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #fan art #karlach x astarion #starlach #hellspawn

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*If you use more than one (Ex: Implant and condoms), choose the one you rely on or trust most.

**Anon Specified: I'm aware there are a LOT of options but there are only 12 poll slots so I excluded some based off of anecdotal popularity (e.g. diaphragms, sponges, cervical caps).

NOTE: As the 'pull out method' is NOT a reliable method of birth control, it was combined with the 'none' option to avoid potentially spreading misinformation.

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

#I'm willing to bet these idiots also think the earth is flat and that a certain tiny handed man baby won the last presidential election #fucking hell #stupidity should be painful

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A little sci-fi/fantasy android Connor. I always enjoy when those two genres get mixed!

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Last Line Meme

I was tagged by @alyssalenko to share the last line I wrote and tag as many people as there are words. I'm not going to tag anyone (I don't think I could tag 18 people for this even if I tried), but if you haven't written yet today, write something quick and share the sentence!

Thom's voice cracked and Varric watched as he took several shaky breaths to get his emotions under control.

#writing meme #last line meme #my writing #dragon age inquisition #I might get this finished one of these days

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his words:😰💀😱

his face:😄😋😌

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #omg when tf does this happen????

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Between Paramount’s endorsement of Israel and the fat jokes from the Cinemacon trailer, the Keanu casting is just another nail in the coffin for this movie.

#well... that's extremely disappointing #i gave him way more credit than that #palestine

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Reblog in the tags a fav character of yours that the fandom dislikes/hates and how that affects you

#omg #kaidan #some of the discourse i see makes me wonder what fucking game they're playing #I mean - i have character from that game i loathe but i can back it up with receipts #kaidan haters reach instead of just admitting they just don't like him #it fucking pisses me off

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SUMMARY: In war-torn Eastern Europe, a mysterious businessman hires a group of mercenaries on a routine mission to protect him not knowing of the long-hidden secret that lies there.

#I'm so pissed I missed the voting for this #I've seen this a few times because... #ray stevenson

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SUMMARY: In a small American town, a diabolical circus and its demonic proprietor prey on the townsfolk.

#something wicked this way comes #i love this movie

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Remember to not erase characters canon sexualities just to make them match your OC's sexualityyyy

Straight men, lesbians romancing Shadowheart, Shadowheart is still bi/pansexual

Straight women romancing Gale, Gale is still bi/pansexual

Gay men or straight women romancing Astarion. Astarion is still Pansexual

Same goes for the rest of them !!! And no they are not playersexual!! Mix and match any of the possible descriptors for you/your characters sexuality as you see fit and the characters are STILL bi/pan!

No this does not erase your identity!! Just don't erase theirs!!!

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I. Am. A. Fucking. Idiot.

I am, what... halfway? through Act 3 and ONLY JUST NOW figured out how to switch fucking spells around. JFC my next playthrough will be SO MUCH EASIER. Also, that means I reloaded that last fucking save for nothing. FML.

Anyhoo - I had to redo a bunch of stuff, including the fight in the park. Gale had See Invisibility which was fucking useless. I wound up casting Cloud of Daggers to get the inviso-guy to reveal himself. Google was no help - there's conflicting info about how exactly See Invisibility works. Some people are saying the invisible party has to succeed a saving throw and others were saying the seeing person has to succeed a throw. Regardless, it's messed up and it'd be cool if Larian would fix it.

Reloading the save also meant I had to redo that stupid cistern puzzle in the sewer again and listen to Orin tell me she has my damn druid again. Although hearing Karlach talk about Halsin being 'her' druid was nice. That might be a ship I didn't know I needed, though I'm not sure if it would work (I know at the end of the game she leaves to go back to the hells & I'm not sure Halsin would want to go along, especially since he's such a nomad).

Reloading also meant I got to do the astral boat scene again. I didn't notice before, but the orb's tendrils go up into Gale's face. It's really faint, but they're there.

Speaking of Halsin - I think my next playthrough will be as Gale & I'll romance Astarion so I can also get my hands on Halsin.

Can I also just say that I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING SCRATCH AND THE CUB PLAY IN CAMP??? Those two are too damn adorable.

Did anyone else notice Jaheira feeding/talking to a rat in camp?

Auntie Ethel is no more. I felt bad for Mayrina, though. I convinced her to let Connor go. I also hit up the cemetery. Didn't know I maybe shouldn't have let that girl try her hand at necromancy, now the people in the mortuary are pissed at me. Oh, well. Also hit up Karlach's parents' gravesites. That was sad.

I played this game literally all day and all I really wanted to do was get to Cazador's palace and free Astarion. I kept getting sidetracked with other quests and shit and now that I'm actually at the palace door, it's after midnight and I know damn well this thing will probably take me hours (and several reloads) to get through, so here is where I stop for the week. I'll pick it back up on Saturday.

On another note, I really wish there was a better way to sort the inventory. Like a search feature, maybe? And previewing dyes would be fantastic, too. I also decided that since I'm at level cap and my squad is pretty well kitted out, I'm about done looting corpses and stuff. Might take a peek here and there, but I don't need camp supplies, I have a ton of gold, and the gear is all good. It should honestly also speed up my playthrough a little.

I still have to take care of Shadowheart's quest and find The Stone Lord/do Jaheira's quest. I might do all that after I take care of Cazador. Part of me also wants to ruin Gortash's day so I can get Halsin back ASAP.

Oh, am I the only one who pictures those fucking mutant wasps from New Vegas whenever that vampire's name gets mentioned? He's probably just as annoying and hard to kill as they are. Might have to commission some fan art of him surrounded by a swarm of those fuckers.

Updates might slow down soon, too. I'll be back to working 2 jobs again and will be working 60+ hours each week, including most (if not all) Saturdays for the next several months, so I'm not sure how much BG3 gaming I'll get done.

Oh, and I'm not sure if it was in this post or someplace else where I said about my Tav being taller than Gale and I loved it when they kissed. I fucking love how she has to tilt her neck down for him...

I still hate how she looks with the half squid thing. I don't think I'll be doing that ever again. The only one of those extra powers I find myself using is Black Hole and I don't even use that one much.

My youngest got me BG3 for my birthday. I want to like this game so much... I hope I don't have the same problems with it like I did the witcher.

#personal #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #spoilers #spoiler alert

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sketch & ponder

#solas #dragon age #fan art

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5 things I love

I was tagged by @vela-ad-astra Thanks for thinking of me!

My kids. It might be cliché, but I seriously have 3 great kids and I love them to pieces. Even when they get on my last nerve and piss me off. I should add my kids are all adults & mostly out of the house. ***

Mass Effect. Just the OG trilogy. I'm not a fan of Andromeda and I don't begrudge those who are. It just isn't my cup of tea. But those games bring such peace & happiness to my soul, I can't explain it. I own an obscene amount of merchandise, too.

Pasta. I'm not super picky, either, but cavatappi my favorite with Farfalle (bow ties) running a very close second. Red sauce, white sauce, or even just with some butter & garlic on top.

Winter. Like, an actual northern winter with cold temps and lots of snow. I miss when the sun would disappear behind the clouds in November and not come back out until March. Climate change really sucks ass.

Rainy weather. There's nothing like hearing the wind rattle my windows while lighting streaks across the sky and the rain pelts against my rooftop.

(*** I kind of have more than 3 kids because I've 'adopted' a couple of trans kids***)

#personal #get to know me #if your parents don't love you for who you are & who you love #I'm your mom now

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real homies respect trans people!

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#reblogging again for the addition #ovia #ovia warning