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*Magna and Vanessa are tasked with training some new Black Bull members.

Magna: Listen up. I'm going to explain the drill.

Vanessa drunk: Yeah. It's a test of courage, I dare ya.

Magna: You shouldn't be drinking on the job.

New recruit: Okay. Hold on a sec! Didn't she say she was 18? That makes her a minor.

Magna: Wait, 18? Don't be ridiculous. This year she'll be turning 2-

*Gets hit by a can

Vanessa: Uh oh. My hand slipped.

Magna really angry: Cut the crap and get to work already.

Vanessa without a care in the world: Look! I made him mad! Hahah!

#incorrect quotes #Black Clover #vanessa enotica #magna swing #source: blue exorcist

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*Rebecca keeps hanging up on Weisz.

*Weisz calls her again

Rebecca: Hello?

Weisz: Weisz Steiner speaking. Don't hang up.

Rebecca: Weisz? Oh it's you. I thought I had a stalker or something.

Weisz: Wha? I show up on caller ID.

Rebecca: So? For all I know, a serial killer could have gotten a hold of your phone.

Weisz: Ho ho. A veil confession that Arsenal strikes fear into your hear-

*Rebecca hangs up again

Weisz: If she does that one more time. I'm going to scream!

#incorrect quotes #edens zero #rebecca bluegarden #weisz steiner #source: steins gate #source: stein's gate

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Kahono: Now's your perfect chance to make a move, Noelle.

Noelle: Yeah, but...

Kahono: Well... If you don't do it yourself. Then I suppose I'll have to give you a little push.

*Kahono walks up to Asta

Kahono: Well, if it isn't the famous anti-magic wielder, Asta. May I the unassuming priestess of the Seabed Temple, Kahono, please have the honour of this dance.

Asta: Huh?

Kahono: Oh no! How terrible! I've suddenly remembered a matter I must attend to! What a retched Woman I am! Abandoning a handsome man after inviting him to dance! May I request your cooperation, Noelle?! Please come and dance with Asta in my stead.

Noelle: Huuuuuh?!!

Kahono: I'll leave you to it. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Okay, Noelle?

#incorrect quotes #Black Clover #noelle silva #asta #astelle #asunoe #kahono (black clover) #source: danmachi #asta x noelle

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Rebecca: Where are they?

Witch: Patience, Rebecca. They'll be here in a moment. You seem a bit on edge.

Rebecca: There's a good chance we're about to destroy all life on this planet, including ours and my Guild Master's. So, yes, I'm a bit on edge. Why aren't you?

Witch: I'm better at hiding it.

#incorrect quotes #edens zero #rebecca bluegarden #witch regret #source: star wars the clone wars

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Gray: I wasn't sure if you guys needed two blankets or just one...

Natsu: Two. Yeah, two. 'Cause if there was just one then...

Lucy pushing a blanket into Natsu's face: Two.

Natsu: Two. Two.

Gray: Suit yourselves.

#incorrect quotes #fairy tail #natsu dragneel #Nalu #natsu x lucy #lucy heartfilia #gray fullbuster #source: the dragon prince

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Sting: You expect me to run away and leave this to you, Rogue?!

Rogue: If you stay, you'll just get in our way!

Minerva: Yeah! Leave!

Yukino: They're right. You won't be any use here... Sorry.

*Sting deflates

Rogue: How did this idiot become our guild master?

#incorrect quotes #fairy tail #sting eucliffe #rogue cheney #yukino aguria #minerva orland #source: fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #can't remember the last time I used the Sabertooth guild for a quote #but here you go

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Nashi pinning a badge on Layla: Seeing it like this, it's not so bad, really.

Layla: No, it's worse than bad. I'm scared by your absolute lack of fashion sense.

Nashi: Uh... excuse me?! Well, obviously I was just kidding around. Come on. Did you actually think I was being serious?

*Nashi goes to take the badge back but Layla keeps slapping her hand away.

Nashi: Geez, what is with you?

Layla: The moment you put it on me, ownership of this button transferred to me. If you try to take it back, you're guilty of robbery.

Nashi: Please, that's ridiculous!

#incorrect quotes #fairy tail #Nalu #natsu x lucy #Nashi Dragneel #layla dragneel #source: a certain scientific railgun

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Natsu pointing at himself: What are the odds this guy's gonna get punished later?

Wendy: A sure thing.

Natsu running after Lucy: Lucy, have mercy!!!

#incorrect quotes #fairy tail #natsu dragneel #Nalu #natsu x lucy #Wendy Marvell #source: snow white with the red hair

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Dominante: That was a close one! Are you okay? Does anything hurt? Are you injured anywhere?

Fanzell: No. Not really.

Dominante: You sure? Absolutely no injuries at all?

Fanzell: Yeah, I'm fine. I mean it. Nothing's wrong!

Dominante: Okay. That's good to hear. Know why?

Fanzell: Uh?

Dominante: Because now I can hit you as punishment for your stupidity.

*Dominante starts beating up Fanzell

#incorrect quotes #Black Clover #dominante code #fanzell kruger #dominante x fanzell #source: a certain magical index

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Wendy: Natsu!

Natsu: Oh have you come to insult me and tell me how to live my life too?

Wendy: Um... No. You're not going to believe this but Queen Hisui is here.

Natsu and Lucy: Huh?

*Outside Fairy Tail

Natsu: Well I'll be. It's really her.

Lucy: Uh yeah. I can see that. Now would you hurry up and go get dressed? Seriously you're embarrassing us.

#incorrect quotes #fairy tail #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #Wendy Marvell #Nalu #natsu x lucy #source: yona of the dawn

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Rebecca: You're kidding me. You're not telling me the Eden's Zero is gone.

Shiki: Okay.

Rebecca: So where is it, then?

Shiki: You told me not to tell you.

Rebecca: Oi. Don't get clever, Shiki.

#incorrect quotes #edens zero #rebecca bluegarden #shiki granbell #shicca #shiki x rebecca #source: doctor who

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*Lucy is trying to teach the kids some fun games.

Lucy: This isn't a deathmatch. Also, no magic. I want this to be nice, safe, non-fatal fun.

Nashi dejectedly: Fine.

Lucy: Don't sound so sad!

#incorrect quotes #fairy tail #Nalu #natsu x lucy #lucy heartfilia #Nashi Dragneel #source: that time i got reincarnated as a slime

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Erza: Where's Natsu when we need him?

Gray: Natsu is currently in the town square on a hot romantic date with Lucy. I mean he's on Patrol.

Erza: Oh for crying out loud! Someone make contact with them and tell them to get back here! I think they'll need to be punished after this.

#incorrect quotes #fairy tail #erza scarlet #gray fullbuster #Nalu #natsu x lucy #source: log horizon

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She likes to mix it up a bit sometimes. Keeps Natsu on his toes.

Natsu: Oh my. Erza looks great this evening and you two are definitely dressed to impress. But may I avert your eyes to this beauty. My precious Lucy cleans up nicely doesn’t she?

Lucy: Umm. Please don’t try to embarrass me, Natsu. Or I might have to punch you.

Natsu: You’re cute when you’re bashful. You know that?

*Natsu gets punched across the room.

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Lucy: The request is over. Let's say goodbye to the beautiful Pyramids.

*Pyramids start crumbling and are destroyed

Nashi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You broke the Pyramids!!

Lucy: What did we do?

Natsu: Eh, we went a bit nuts in there, don't you think? Crazy.

Lucy crying: There goes our reward money.

#incorrect quotes #fairy tail #natsu dragneel #Nalu #natsu x lucy #Nashi Dragneel #lucy heartfilia #source: soul eater #The dragneel family: nothing is safe from them

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*Luck and Magna are fighting and somehow find themselves in Yami's room.

Yami: You wake me? You die.

*One of Luck's lightning bolts hits Yami Waking him up.

Magna: It was his fault!

Yami: Don't care. I'm crushing you both!

*Magna and Luck run for their lives

#incorrect quotes #Black Clover #yami sukehiro #magna swing #luck voltia #source: star wars rebels #RIP luck and Magna

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Asta: This is starting to feel more and more like a picnic.

Noelle: This is camping, not a picnic. And will you stop hitting the tent like that or it's going to-

*The tent crumples

Noelle: See! What did I tell you?!

#incorrect quotes #Black Clover #asta #asta x noelle #astelle #asunoe #noelle silva #source: blue exorcist