Learn how to say it in Russian - refuse to explain yourself in English
when people ask me why im learning russian how do i tell them its because of centricide
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transmasc using a menstrual product? call that a bachelor's pad
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Being very extroverted and (possibly) autistic has me at work trying to talk to anybody who will talk back, but leaving people alone the second they seem annoyed, because the only thing worse than being lonely is being annoying
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If the Stardew Valley bachelor/ettes were cats...
Shane would be a feral alley tomcat that got rescued and taken to an animal sanctuary and now helps foster orphaned chicks. He'll even keep a nest of eggs warm while the hens are out. If you bribe him with enough treats he'll let you pet him. He just so happens to be in the kitchen whenever cheese or pepperoni is on the counter.
Sebastian would be like my cat Opal, sleek with shiny black fur. Wary of strangers, only affectionate to a couple people and 100% indoors. Spends most of his time in his hidey hole in the cat tree observing the world around him. He's a sucker for catnip.
Abigail would be a sweet medium hair dark grey tabby who likes to go indoors and outdoors, and occasionally gets the mega zoomies. The kind of cat you could take with you in an RV and let loose on a campground to explore. She's a good mouser, too.
Haley would be a pampered persian show cat with a pedigree who likes to lay around in a sunny window for passers by to admire. She loves pets, but make sure your hands are clean or she'll vigorously clean whatever part of her you just touched.
Emily would be a therapy cat, the kind they take to children's hospitals and old folks homes to cheer everyone up because she's so playful and friendly. She has a fascination with colorful things and loves kneading soft fabrics. She's one of those rare cats who will actually let you dress her up.
Harvey would be an easygoing cat that spends his days cheering up patients in a doctor's waiting room. He's friendly but spooks a little easily. Whenever he ends up in a high place like a tree, he gets too scared to climb down and has to be rescued.
Elliot would be a handsome longhair ginger tom, endlessly curious about everything around him. He likes to sit in the window and watch the outside world with wonder. He loves to play with feathers and hang out at the fishing docks for scraps and to feel the salty wind in his fur.
Leah would be the perfect farm cat. Friendly enough to be a great companion, but independent enough that she mostly can take care of herself and live off your land. Loves to sharpen her claws on wood.
Penny would be a sweet little ginger emotional support cat. Always on your lap whenever you need her most. Not scared of kids and always so gentle and patient with them. The kind of cat you'll never forget long after she's gone.
Alex and Sam would be dogs, honestly. Alex would be a sporty dog with boundless energy like an Australian cattle dog. Sam would be a golden retriever, no explanation needed.
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Commie tries to make quem shower daily for a bit, including making quem shampoo daily. Qui starts biting on the third day, when quier hair frizzed really bad
shower headcanons (I was just in the shower and this came to me in an epiphany):
commie: relatively short showers (5-10mins) with no hot water. hes just built different yk
nazi: very long showers with boiling hot water (just because he wants to use up all the hot water so no one else can get any. bitch.)
ancap: very long, luxurious baths with every perfumed soap imaginable (of course) (a single bath for him probably costs more than my house or something idk)
ancom: qui doesn't
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international chain a twink to a radiator day
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She still manages to be enby-phobic though - like she watches cringe compilations of non binary people - when confronted about it she just says that she's both the real genders - maximum relatability for maximum profit
bigender ancap
wise words
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by god…Naruto and Sasuke, they’re…no, I shan’t say….
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Ageswap backstory, 22 pages
Going to update this every few days. Part 1 of 4
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