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Presenting: “Meet Sparrow”
A brand new Zine available here
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What is “Meet Sparrow” about? It is sort of an “origin story” to one of my cats that has special needs (seizures)
How many pages is it? It is a standard 8 page zine
Where can I get one? On my Etsy Shop at SmolGremlinCrafts (It is $2 in total)
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SDV Zine?
It’s summer time and you know what that means- TOO MUCH FREE TIME!
I had a lot of popular short stories and headcanons on this blog all SDV related and I was wondering if anyone would want me to compile some of time into a lil’ zine so people could have them as memorabilia? 
They would be $1.00 and 14 pages long, printed on a singular sheet of paper with doodles to accompany them.
Is anyone interested? Or perhaps in a PDF style?
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Mast Post
So here is ALL of my Stardew Valley stuff. I didn’t really know how to divide it up so they may bleed into one another a bit. Happy reading!
Pre-Relationship
Shane - GN farmer - “A Step With Shane”
Shane - female farmer - "Good Guy Routine" (4 parts)
Shane - GN farmer - Jacket Snuggles (HC)
Sam - GN farmer - Voice Acting
Alex - GN farmer - “Under the Stars” (3 parts)
Alex - GN farmer - “Isn’t Zuzu City”
Alex - GN farmer - “Rejection and Growth” (angst)
Sebastian - GN farmer - “Sunrise”
Harvey - GN farmer - "Recreating Moments"
Harvey - GN farmer - Injured in the Mines
Dating
Shane - GN farmer - With an anxious S/O (HC)
Shane - GN farmer - Forgiveness for Past Mistakes
Sebastian - GN farmer - “Nervous Tick”
Marriage
Shane - GN farmer - Moving in Jas (HC) 
Shane - GN Farmer - “Short Memory Span”
Harvey - female farmer - “Television Marathon”
Harvey - male farmer - “OUR Farm”
Harvey - female farmer - pregnant S/O (HC)  
Elliott - GN farmer - “Morning’s Muse”
Elliott - GN farmer - "Morning Routine"
Elliott - female farmer - S/O in labor
Head-Canons
Shane - His childhood and parents
Sam - If he was a vampire
Sam and Penny’s Love Story
Bachelors - Advice to Younger Selves
Karaoke at the Saloon
The Bachelors When...
Hinting their feelings to an oblivious farmer
They were in high school
Trying to impress the farmer
Their fav. foods became their favorite
Buying milk for the farmer
They receive notes in their lunch from the farmer
It’s their wedding night
Bachelorette Spotlights
Abigail - GN Farmer - Discovering the farmer in the mines
Realizing they are in love
Incorrect Quotes
Shane - Trying to Romance Shane
Separate Master Lists
Stardew Valentines 2020
Valentine’s Day Surprise - Letter Prompts
All 12 Marriage Candidate Posts
What they bring to potlucks
Meeting Krobus
Discovering the farmer has muscles
Learning to ride a horse
Misc.
Drama between the villagers
Six Sentence Sunday Post
Maru and Sebastian - “New Baby News”
Jas calls Shane dad
Shane plans Jas’s birthday party
Old Mariner Theories
Last Bus to Pelican Town
Sometimes Shane doesn’t like Jas
Jas sneaks out after 6
Author’s Rants
I drew Sebastian as a cat
25 Followers Post
I can’t win the egg hunt.
I write too much.
50 Follower gif
Boyfriend made me bead Juminos <3
Jumino Animation for 500 Followers
Sick? SDV time.
It WON’T Rain!
My First Commission Fic (Shane) (AO3)
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Ohh, this Christmas prompt list is just cute and it is so awesome you want to post drabbles everyday! Thank you! (。◕‿‿◕。) So I'd like to request 13+14 for Sebastian and f!Farmer please!
#13 “You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
#14 “You’d make a really terrible Santa”
The farmer lets out a soft chuckle, looking out their farm house’s window to see Sebastian outside in the snow, bundled up in his black hoodie and an added scarf. 
They glance back down at their phone to read the message Sebastian had sent them moments prior:
Santa dropped your gift outside the house!
The farmer tosses their phone to the side on the couch and gets up to rush to the front door where Sebastian meets them. He steps inside, brushing snow off of his shoulders.
“Did Santa bring you as my present?” the farmer asks with a big smile, watching Sebastian take off his shoes.
“Of course, you didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?” he flashes the farmer a cheeky smile, his face flushing a rosy red from the cold from outside that had nipped his skin meeting the warmth of the farmer’s home.
“It had crossed my mind,” the farmer admits, taking his hand to lead him to the couch. They both sit down, the farmer instantly moving a bit closer to him.
“I’d never,” Sebastian gives them a reassuring smile before fishing into his hoodie pocket to reveal a delicately wrapped box with a small ribbon wrapped around it. “But I got your a present too.”
“I thought Santa was the only one who could give people presents,” the farmer teases with a growing grin.
“I could try and be jolly for you if that’d convince you I’m Santa,” he suggests, their grin infecting him.
“You’d make a really terrible Santa,” the farmer admits with a giggle, putting their hands out for their present, which Sebastian hands over to them. “But I’d sit on your lap either way.”
Sebastian’s face flushes, watching the farmer’s teasing smile become more coy.
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Farmer and Harvey #40 Holiday prompt please
#40 “Just how much eggnog have you had?”
It’s Christmas Eve and everyone is in the Stardrop Saloon to celebrate loudly before they have to go home to their families and quietly come together in the morning. 
The farmer comes in late, having spent the whole day shoveling paths in town, tending to their animals, and running last minute errands. As their pink flushed face from the cold enters, everyone turns their heads to see them with giant smiles, their faces flushed from all the holiday drinking they have been doing.
“Look who is finally here!” Gus chuckles, grabbing a glass from behind the counter to start them off with a drink. 
“I didn’t think it would be so packed tonight!” the farmer admits, waving hello at everyone as they walk to the bar and take a seat. 
“Everyone likes to let loose for the holidays,” Gus shrugs, “what will it be for you then?”
“Do you have any eggnog left?” the farmer inquires, leaning on arm against the bar.
Gus frowns and shakes his head. “Harvey bought the last carton half an hour ago,” he admits, his eyes shifting towards the end of the bar where Harvey is sitting, the last carton of eggnog and a half filled glass sitting in front of him. “We were all wondering if you could actually talk to him...”
The farmer copies Gus’s expression, a frown falling over their face. “None of you thought to talk to him? He looks so depressed...” 
“I know but he is like this every year and we fail every time. We thought maybe you could try this year...” Gus says softly, trying to coax the farmer into agreeing. The farmer lets out a defeated sigh, nodding in agreement.
Gus hands them a glass of the drink of their choice before they wander over to sit beside Harvey, giving him a warm smile to greet him. He lifts his eyes from his half empty glass of eggnog and a small flash of happiness flickers in his eyes, realizing he isn’t totally alone for Christmas Eve. 
“Farmer!” he grins, his face completely flushed all shades of pink. “I thought you’d just head home tonight!”
“Hi Harvey, Merry Christmas!” the farmer replies with the same warm smile across their face. “Gus said he is sold out of eggnog, but just how much eggnog have you had?” 
Harvey’s smile falters for a moment, his eyes dropping to the carton in front of him on the counter. “Just about... four cartons?” he says not too confidently. “It’s a holiday treat, right?”
“That’s true, it is,” the farmer nods, taking a sip from their glass before setting it down on the bar. “But seriously, what’s wrong? You don’t drink like this unless... you know...” 
“Unless I’m over thinking again and my anxiety has taken over?” Harvey sighs, putting his face in his hands in defeat. The farmer and him have talked about his topic before, but he still hates to admit his habits. “It’s just hard to be alone for Christmas for another year in a row,” he mumbles. 
“Its my first year away from home, actually,” the farmer’s faint smile returns, hoping to give him some comfort. “And neither of us are alone, just look around at the saloon!” One of their arms gestures to the filled tables around them. “Stop looking into your glass of eggnog like Shane does into a can of beer, and enjoy it.” 
Harvey takes another sip of the eggnog in his glass, looking over his shoulder at everybody. He smiles down at his glass before turning his smile towards the farmer. “Yeah, I guess so,” he admits, his mood already looking to be improving.
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Maybe number 13 with Leah and female farmer perhaps?
#13 “You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
The farmer sits quietly in front of their fireplace, a mug of hot chocolate cupped between both of their hands. Their pet’s chin rests on their thigh comfortably as they softly snore, enjoying the warmth of indoors as it snows heavily outside. 
It’s Christmas Eve and it’s already dark outside, time appearing frozen for the time being. Daylight always flees quickly on days like this, the farmer having spent it trudging around in the snow, shoveling paths in town for George and Evelyn, checking on their livestock, and calling back home for short Christmas wishes. It was a short day, followed by a long night alone.
There is a knock on the door and the farmer’s entire body jolts in surprise, having been lost in the hypnotic dance of the flames in their fireplace. Realizing someone is at the door, they set their mug on the floor beside them and gently nudge their pet’s head off of their leg so they can stand. Striding towards the front door swiftly, they swing it open to let in a strong gust of cold air; the farmer shivers, only in their pajamas.
“Merry Christmas Eve!” Leah beams, lifting the basket in her one hand high into the air in celebration. “’Tis the season!”
“What are you doing here?” The farmer asks, raising an eyebrow in suspicion but excitedly opening the door for Leah to step inside, dragging snow from outside with her. Her spritely attitude quickly infects the farmer, increasing their energy bar instantaneously, as if Leah’s smile has the same effect as a stardrop.
“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?” Leah asks, walking into the kitchen to set down her basket and slip off her heavy winter coat. “Why be lonely in our cabins separately when we can be less lonely in one cabin together?” Leah proceeds to take out foraged and baked goods out of her basket, along with a carton of eggnog.
“You spoil me,” the farmer chuckles, following Leah into the kitchen.
“Only sometimes,” Leah winks, the two of them smiling like idiots at one another over the kitchen table.
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For the festive asks, Robin says #26 to Demetrius. ^.^
26 “Why are you so impossible to shop for?”
Robin sits in bed with her laptop in her lap and her back against the back-board. Her nose wrinkles with concentration as her eyes glazing over the endless stream of gift ideas for her husband, Demetrius, for the holidays.
“How about a new cologne?” Robin calls to her husband, who is standing in the master bathroom with the door wide open, brushing his teeth before he comes to bed. He shakes his head no, picking up the practically untouched bottle of cologne from the sink that she got him last holiday season. She sighs, returning her eyes to the screen.
“Do you need any new chemicals for your lab work?” Robin asks, deciding the basic “gifts for him” tab on every online store won’t get her anywhere. Demetrius spits out his toothpaste and rinses his mouth.
“We agreed to keep work out of the holidays, remember?” he reminds her, using the small bathroom towel to wipe the water from his mouth.
“Oh yeah,” Robin tuts. “It was in our wedding vows...” she scrolls down a bit farther on the list of items on her screen as her husband leaves the bathroom to stand next to the bed and begin his nightly routine of a few basic stretches. “How about a new photo album to fill with pictures of the kids now that they are both older?” She perks up at the idea.
“It would just be pictures of Sebastian looking miserable and Maru’s science experiments,” Demetrius shrugs, shifting his weight between his legs as he goes to stretch each of his sides. “That’s what Facebook is for anyway.”
Robin lets out a heavy sigh, closing the laptop. “Why are you so difficult to shop for?” she asks in a slight pout, watching Demetrius finish stretching and move into bed, pulling the blanket over his legs so he can join his wife.
“Because,” Demetrius smiles a lopsided smile, as if he is a teenager again. “I already have everything I could ever want right here with you.”
“Oh stop it!” Robin laughs as he gives her a playful wink. “I’ll think of something,” she tells him, but she is mostly telling herself.
“And I’ll love it, no matter what it is,” he sinks down to lie his head on the pillow as Robin moves the laptop to her nightstand. He grabs her arm and pulls her in towards him when she is done, wrapping his free arm around her. “Just like every other year.”
“Even the cologne?” Robin asks, shifting lightly to get comfortable in bed before looking into her husband’s eyes, just looking at him so closely bringing a smile to her face.
“Even the cologne,” he chuckles, placing a soft kiss onto her forehead.
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Hi omg I just saw the prompt list and uhh.. 2. with Shane? 🥺👉👈 Love your writing btw!
2 “Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”
The farmer closes the saloon door behind them, pulling off their Winter hat. The warmth of the saloon surrounds them and sooths their goosebumps from the cold as they approach the bar. Gus wishes them a happy holidays, his most festive sweater pulled over his head, and he directs Emily to get the farmer a cup of hot chocolate on the house.
The farmer then moves towards the fireplace where Shane is sitting at the bar, a a half-full mug of hot chocolate in front of him. He looks up and smiles when he sees the farmer, who sits on the stool next to him just as Emily comes and sets down their mug in front of them.
“I forgot how all-out Gus goes for the holidays,” the farmer muses, picking up their mug and blowing on it gently, the steam flowing steadily from the drink’s surface. They take a small sip, trying not to get burned too badly; Emily always practically boils the stuff.
“I think its the little things that keep him so happy,” Shane shrugs. “Something nice to look forward to.”
“What? You don’t look forward to the holidays?” the farmer nudges him with their elbow, a curious eyebrow raised.
He shrugs again. “I celebrate for Jas, otherwise I don’t care for the holidays.”
“C’mon, everyone enjoys something about this time of year,” the farmer assures him confidently. “The snow, the presents, family...” they list.
“It’s too cold for the chickens to go outside, Marnie knits me socks every year and gives me a chocolate box, and...” he swallows hard, mumbling the last part under his breath. “My family doesn’t talk to me anymore...”
The farmer frowns, feeling dim for not realizing that Shane doesn’t have much reason to like the holidays except for Jas. “Well,” the farmer says awkwardly, shifting on the stool. “I know one tradition for the holidays you might like...”
Shane takes a sip of his hot chocolate, raising an eyebrow at the farmer suspiciously but not saying anything.
“Yeah, I know one. C’mon,” the farmer sets down their mug on the bar and gets to their feet, reaching out for Shane’s hand. “You can leave the mug here, it’s okay,” they promise but he doesn’t lose his skeptical look. He puts down his mug and takes their hand, allowing them to guide him away from the bar. 
The farmer stands in the doorway to the arcade, a smile spreading across their lips. Shane stands outside of the doorway awkwardly before the farmer tugs him to stand with them, giggling softly. “What is it?” Shane cracks a small smile, seeing the farmer shift their weight between their feet nervously, slightly bouncing up and down.
He is in sort of a bad mood, thinking about things he normally ignores, but he can’t help but crack a smile when the farmer is acting so nervous. They don’t say a word before flicking their eyes upward, lifting up one arm to grab something. Shane’s eyes follow their hand as they wrap their fingers around a small green plant, unhooking the string tied around it from the thumbtack holding it up.
“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?” Shane asks suspiciously, the farmer holding it up for him to see. 
“I thought it might be a tradition you like,” the farmer shrugs innocently, a mischievous smile forming over their face. 
“In front of everyone?” he asks, his cheeks slowly growing rosier in color. 
“Nobody cares,” the farmer’s smile grows, “’tis the season, right?” Something in Shane’s eyes flicker, still blushing brightly as he wraps an arm around the farmer.
“You gotta hang it back up for it to work,” Shane reminds them, gently taking it from their hands and standing on his tip-toes to hang it back up in the doorway. His eyes drop back to the farmer’s after it is hung, and before he can lean in, the farmer wraps their arms around his neck and meets him where he is, giving him a soft kiss that he returns right in the arcade doorway.
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Ok, so everyone knows I love Jodi and Kent, so I was wondering if you could make something where Kent comes home a few days earlier for Christmas and says 13 to Jodi. Thanks very much!
13 “You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
“Can I be excused?” Sam asks his mom, already halfway out of his seat at the dinner table. It’s Christmas Eve and he has plans already set for the rest of the night, knowing Sebastian and Abigail are already waiting for him. He watches his mom’s expression carefully as she flicks her eyes up towards him, biting the inside of her cheek as she forces herself from firmly telling him: no. 
Instead, she puts down her fork and nods, “clear the table first, Samson.”
He beams a bright smile at her before quickly picking up all the plates from the table along with the cups. He drops the dishes rather haphazardly into the sink before he ruffles Vincent’s hair, kisses his mom on the cheek, and hurries out of the house. It must be nice to have plans on Christmas Eve.
“Are you ready to go to Jas’s house?” Jodi asks Vincent with a smile, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear before she stands up, moving into the living room to grab her son’s Winter coat.
“Yeah!” Vincent chimes in excitement, having been looking forward to this sleep-over all week. He gets up and pushes in his chair, knowing his mom will scold him if he doesn’t, and hurries after her right on her heels. “Shane promised we could feed the chickens in the morning if we wake up early enough!”
“Oh, that’s so exciting!” Jodi smiles, happy to see her son beaming about something other than mashed potatoes or Sam’s guitar. She help’s him slip on his coat and zip it up before tying the laces on his Winter boots. She knows he is capable of dressing himself to go out, but it is always nice to spend a little extra time with her son. 
By the time Jodi is squishing on Vincent’s hat over his mangle of hair, it is time for her to walk him over to Marnie’s ranch if they don’t want to be late. She quickly pulls on her own hat and coat, tugging on her boots quickly as Vincent bounces up and down at the door on the balls of his feet, his over-night bag packed and slung over his shoulder since they had packed it together that morning.
“Let’s go,” Jodi gives him the clear and he swings open the door as fast as he can, running out into the fresh cold air with the biggest smile. Jodi follows after him slowly, locking the front door behind her before she calls Vincent back to her side. She holds his hand while they walk to Marnie’s ranch because he has a tendency to slip and fall in the snow when he is excited, so she has to continue to catch him and pull him back upright every time he begins going down.
Half an hour passes and Vincent has safely been delivered to Marnie’s ranch, hugging his mom goodbye before he runs inside to Jas where Marnie is waiting to help him take off his coat. Shane stands in the doorway and they exchange a few words; Jodi mentions how good Shane looks now that he is sober, Shane mentions that Kent is supposed to come home in Spring, and both agree that Shane will walk Vincent home in the morning for Christmas with his family. Soon enough, Jodi is walking back home on her own.
Jodi lets out an over-exaggerated sigh as she walks, a frown covering her face. Her boys are getting older and new-found independence is coming with it. It is hard to come to terms with, especially around the holidays. Sure, they will both be back in the morning for presents and family-time, but she can’t help but wish to have them with her today too. At least Kent will be coming home soon enough, which offered some comfort, but he still wasn’t here right now.
She finds her eyes drifting towards the sky as she walks, watching the snow fall elegantly down over her as if she doesn’t even exist, the snowflakes landing on her cheeks and quickly melting away like how Sam had given her a kiss before quickly running off to meet up with his friends.
As she gets closer to the house, she looks back forward to get ready to find her house keys in her pocket. But as soon as her eyes focus forward, she stops abruptly in her stride, her jaw hanging agape.
There is no way of saying it other than saying it right out: there he is- he is standing right at the front door, leaning his back against it as he looks up at the sky as if he is waiting for something. He is right there, in the flesh.
“Kent?” Jodi chokes out his name, unable to know if she is imagining it all. Her husband that is supposed to still be out at war stands up straight at the sound of her voice, his head turning towards her. A smile grows across his face and he steps away from the door, opening his arms out. She knows exactly what to do, running forward into his embrace for him to pick her up and spin her around. When her feet touch the ground again he holds her close, her arms wrapping around him and her face burying into his shoulder.
“What are you doing here?” Jodi asks in surprise, trying to fight back the tears welling up in her eyes.
“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?” Kent chuckles, rubbing her back. “I would have come inside but I don’t have my housekey... are the boys not home?”
“No,” Jodi lifts her head from his shoulder, staring up at him. It doesn’t feel real that he is holding her- she can’t even begin to feel the emotions of joy about to wave over her. “They are out for the night and will be home in the morning- they... they will be so excited to see you,” she smiles at the thought of Sam and Vincent’s faces when they come home to see their father on the couch.
“So I get you all to myself for Christmas Eve?” his smile is a bit crooked- a bit mischievous, making Jodi laugh. He chuckles and kisses her on the forehead before setting his forehead on hers, closing his eyes. “What an amazing Christmas present to receive.”
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Hello, can I ask you to do 10 with Sebastian and Farmer when they meet and decide to spend Christmas together in a farmhouse?
10  “I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”
The farmer gives Sebastian a hug as he reaches the top of the stairs to the farm house’s front porch. He lets out a soft chuckle of surprise before returning the hug. After a moment, both let go and the farmer motions him inside, where they had set up the living room as a mini home-theatre.
Blankets and pillows scatter the couch and the floor space in front of it, a bowl of christmas candies to the side, and several dvds stacked on the coffee table.
"Do I get to choose the movie?" Sebastian asks, the two of them sitting on the couch simultaneously.
"Gentleman's choice," the farmer nods, grabbing the stack of movies and passing them over to him. He leans over them and shuffles through all the titles, a frown forming across his face.
"Where is The Nightmare Before Christmas?" He asks with his frown, looking up at the farmer.
"What do you mean? That's a Halloween movie," the farmer tilts their head to the side in confusion. "I put in all the Christmas movies I own."
"That's not true!" Sebastian's disappointed expression turns into surprise that the farmer would dare suggest such a thing. “I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween!"
The farmer cracks a smile and giggles, standing up. "Okay, you convinced me. I'll go find it," they tell him before disappearing into the bedroom where they keep their crate of dvds from home.
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I am slowly redrawing the portraits in stardew valley 🌾🌾
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Demetrius says 47 to Sebastian please?
47 “You made gingerbread zombies?”
Demetrius stands proudly at the saloon, having put together a holiday event for all the youths in town: gingerbread men decorating. All the youngest members of Pelican town sat at the tables and on bar stools, hunched over their gingerbread men as they meticulously decorated them to show their parents later that evening. 
He strides over to where Maru is sitting first at a table with Penny, Jas, and Vincent. Penny is busy helping Vincent as Jas works silently on her own, giving her gingerbread man a familiar blue jacket of icing. He looks to Maru next, beaming at her work. She isn’t a little girl anymore, but it is always fun to pretend. Her gingerbread man has a little white lab coat and crooked, hand piped glasses. Her tongue sticks out of her mouth in concentration as she focused on adding the buttons to the lab coat, so he decides to leave her be and move on to the next group.
Demetrius approaches Sebastian’s table next, where he sits with his two childhood friends: Sam and Abigail. “How’s the progress over here?” he asks since the last time he rounded over, all three of them were stuck on what they should do. He stands behind Sebastian, looking at Sam and Abigail’s gingerbread men first, nodding approvingly: they had tried to replicate various video game characters such as “The Red Plumber,” “The Other Green One,” and “Alien Killer, but a Woman” and they even tried their hands at making Metallica members in gingerbread form.
“Looking good over here,” Demetrius smiles, his eyes then dropping over Sebastian’s shoulder to see what he has made. His smile suddenly falters, and eyebrow raising in confusion at what he was seeing his step-son work on. 
“What are those?” Demetrius asks, tilting his head to the side. Sebastian’s smile suddenly grows at his step-father’s confusion, lifting his head from his work to smile at him, a little too proudly. 
“Zombies.”
“You made gingerbread zombies?”
“Yeah,” he nods, proud of his work. They certainly were zombies as Demetrius looks closer, with ripped icing pants and shirts (And one without a shirt entirely, Sebastian having icing little dots as nipples for this particular gingerbread man), with open mouths with white teeth, swirls for eyes, and... Santa hats.
“Alright then,” Demetrius takes a deep breath, rubbing a hand across his forehead to keep a neutral tone. “Very... festive, of you.”
Sebastian beams a bright smile. “I know, I gave them Santa hats!”
“You certainly did,” Demetrius will never understand his step-son, but at least he is smiling; that will surely make Robin happy that he is stepping out of his emotionless normal self to take the time to be a child again. “Good work over here,” he addresses the whole table before continuing on to the next group where the farmer is sitting with a few other town’s members their age at the bar, working on their gingerbread men as they chat together.
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sebastian says 24 to sam heheh
24 “Secret Santa is bullshit”
“C’mon Sebastian, please?” Sam begs, plopping down on Sebastian’s bed and rolling onto his back. He stares up at the ceiling, contemplating if he should start fake crying to convince his friend to come aboard of his master plan. He listens to Sebastian typing on his computer, busy with work. 
“No,” Sebastian says firmly, his eyes glued to his screen. “Why do you even care this much?” he asks, able to hear Sam start fake sniffling, testing the waters before he begins his fake-cry tactic.
“Because I could get a really cool present! One time Vincent got a bucket of candy!” Sam sits up excitedly at the thought of the huge bucket Vincent brought home filled to the brim with chocolate and candy canes. “Secret Santa rules!”
“Secret Santa is bullshit,” Sebastian stops typing, swiveling in his chair to look at Sam. “Last year you gave Jas a stocking full of coal and a rotten fish.”
“I didn’t think she would get it- I thought maybe Gus or Lewis would,” Sam defends himself. 
“You got banned from participating for a reason,” Sebastian frowns. “So no, you can not plan my Secret Santa present for me.”
“But you said it is bullshit anyway!” Sam whines, plopping back down on the bed in defeat.
“It is, but I kinda like the holidays...” he turns back to his computer, the sound of typing resuming. “Let everyone have their fun in peace.”
“But it’d be so funny though...” Sam mumbles, grabbing one of Sebastian’s comic books from the closest shelf before lying back down on the bed. He knows Sebastian is right, but he also knows how funny it’d be to see someone get two rotten fish this time instead of one.
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I feel like he would have a favorite seagull and name it some pretentious sounding name like Barnaby or Fredrickson or Sir William Harrisburgington III
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haley says prompt 20 (It looks like Santa threw up here) to emily? i feel like emily would be the type to deck the house out with enough lights and inflatable snowmen until it's visible from space lmao
#20 “It looks like Santa threw up here”
Haley says goodbye to Alex in town square, giving him a small hug and a kiss on the cheek. They had spent the afternoon together taking photos of Haley around town in her newest holiday-season getup since it it finally December. They part ways as usual, and Haley buries her nose in her phone as she looks through all of the photos Alex took to pick out the best for her social media.
Muscle memory carries her to her house, having walked the same straight-through route since she was a kid. 
“Oh!” Haley squeals as she suddenly rams face-first into something large and... squishy? She bounces off what she had walked directly into, her head snapping forward to face the culprit: a giant inflatable snowman that’s twice her height. Her eyebrow raises with a mix of confusion and suspicion, her eyes moving off of the snowman to scan the area. 
Solley around just her house are holiday decorations; lights meticulously hung and wrapped around her house, 10 foot inflatables of snowmen and santa clauses guarding her front door and sides of the house, reindeer and elf statues lining the path to the door and along the sides of the house where decals are stamped in the windows of candy canes and presents, and a hand-made gaudy wreath hangs from the front door with bells attached to the handle.
“Surprise!” Emily chimes, coming from the side of the house from the back yard. “I just finished decorating!”
Haley watches as her sister beams at her excitedly, waiting for her too to reciprocate joy of the holiday. Haley doesn’t know what to say, a bit stunned from how over the top the entire house looks. She wants to shout about how much she hates it, and that it is all too much, but the glimmer in Emily’s eyes stops her from doing that. Looking at it all at once, she can’t even muster up the emotions to be angry; its funnier than anything she has ever seen honestly,
“It looks like Santa threw up here!” she laughs, her shoulders relaxing. 
“That’s exactly what I was going for!” Emily claps her hands together in excitement, thrilled that her sister likes the decorations too. “I made hot chocolate inside, too, since I had so much time on my hands. It’s mom’s recipe.”
“That sounds nice,” Haley smiles, following her sister’s lead into the house. Normally, she’d be upset by their house being such a display- but its the holiday season, it makes Emily happy, and she won’t be the one that has to clean it up. Its a win for everyone, really.
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Sebastian saying #50 to the farmer and they’re at 10 hearts!
#50  “Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?”
The farmer and Sebastian are sitting at the bar in the saloon, enjoying the Christmas season with everyone else in the valley. Gus had started a tradition to kick off the holiday season with everything he loves most about the holidays- the thing on top of the list being spending time with his community, the second being candy canes.
A bucket filled to the brim with candy canes sat on every table and three were spread across the bar for people to share amongst themselves. Half of the room was tipsy, a quarter drunk, and the remaining few left laughing at the rest of the group. 
“Hey, Seb,” the farmer grins mischievously at Sebastian, pulling their half-eaten candy cane in their hand out of their mouth. He raises an eyebrow at them to show he is listening, reaching for the closest bucket on the bar to grab another candy cane for himself. “You want to go up to the spa?”
“It’s past 11, it’s already closed,” Sebastian reminds the farmer, glancing towards the wall clock as he unwraps his candy cane. 
“So...?” the farmer giggles, standing up off their bar stool. They gently take hold of Sebastian’s free hand, giving him a huge grin and a slight eyebrow dance to follow.
“Oh...” Sebastian’s eyes flicker with slight excitement as he realizes what the farmer is trying to say. He looks at the candy cane in his hand before looking back at the farmer, shrugging.  “Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?”
The farmer jumps in excitement before looking at Gus. “Put everything on my tab, I’ll pay it in the morning!” they promise and he nods, turning back to his conversation with Elliott. The farmer then tugs Sebastian to their feet and they hurry from the saloon, candy canes in hand and stupid grins across their faces.
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