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Chance Encounter

Pairing: Levi/Hange  Show: Attack on Titan Rating: Teen and Up Summary: 

Levi stared ahead, watching the opposite platform as the passing carriages shuttered the view, condensing the waiting crowd into nothing but a blur of lines and colours. It was dizzying, but Levi didn't have the energy to look away. His train was now thirty three minutes behind schedule. Levi was hot and tired and annoyed, and getting hotter and more tired and more annoyed by the second. He had already been dreading the overnight journey after a long and unusually insufferable day at work, and it was made infinitely worse by the overcrowding and the continued delays. “We are sorry to inform you that the 22:40 LNER service to Aberdeen is delayed by appropriately fifty minutes. This is due to an incident on the line between Newcastle and Berwick-upon-Tweed.” Levi ran a hand over his face and groaned. All he wanted to do was get on the damn train. If he was lucky—which, given the days events so far, seemed unlikely—he might even find a seat and take a nap. He was fantasising about this very prospect when Hange, before Levi knew her as Hange, made her entrance. ** Levi and Hange meet on a crowded train station platform

This is a gift fic I wrote back in February for @giuliadrawsstuff - you can read it on AO3 here! Dive on in if you're in the mood for a silly fun AU Levihan chance meeting :)

#levihan #levihan fanfiction #my writing #forgot to post this to AO3 oops

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GET TO KNOW ME  ✰ [3/10] Female Characters ⤷ Teresa Lisbon

"I'm Special Agent in Charge Teresa Lisbon. Who the hell are you?"

#🥰 #the mentalist #teresa lisbon

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WIP Wednesday

I had a free week before Christmas and I wanted to write something festive for Levi's bday BUT I got super sick and couldn't finish in time 🥲 I am sick of getting sick 😭 IDK when I'll have time to finish this now. 😭😭 When someonestolemyshoes came to visit me, we found a plant shop right next to a tea shop. Levihan right?! I even bought a plant and named it Hange 😊 So this AU was inspired by those shops - Levi and tea, Hange and plants, but with my own spin on it. I spent way too long mapping out the street and not enough time writing lol. It's also enemies to lovers because I've never written it and thought it would be fun. Scuse typos!

Petra fiddled with the lock to her shop. Granny’s Fudge Pantry. Its pale pink and white exterior was kooky enough to convince the tourists to pay for extortionately priced fudge. At least it was good fudge.

“I’m rolling out the Christmas menu this week,” she said, gritting her teeth as she struggled with the lock. “I’ll bring you round some candy cane bites if I ever get this door open.”

The lock clicked and Petra bustled inside her shop. Hange stayed outside to relish the peace before she had to go inside and deal with the three hundred mini fir trees and potentially hundreds of christmas shoppers.

He came up the street in his long black coat, a white scarf round his neck and a briefcase in his hands. Huh, since when did Levi carry a briefcase?

Hange knew better than to try and talk to him, but pissing him off first thing on a Monday would make the start of his week slimy and ultimately, bring a lot of joy to hers.

“Good morning, Levi!” Hange called in her jolliest voice. He didn’t bother sparing her a glance. He stood metres away from her and just like Petra, he struggled to open the lock to his Tea Emporium. “Get up to much this weekend?” No answer. “Feeling festive yet?” No answer. “The boiler still on the brink in there?” No answer. “So what’s in the briefcase, you smuggling illicit tea or something?” No answer. “Talk to me, peahead.”

“Morning, Levi!” Despite the cold, Petra had come back outside. She’d taken off her coat and had a festive apron around her waist.

“Morning, Petra.” He always replied to her. Hange rolled her eyes. Petra beamed.

“I’ve got some nice Christmas fudge out this week, I’ll bring you some!”

“I’d like that,” Levi said. With a thump, he’d opened his lock and quickly hurried inside his dusty shop.

Petra smiled at Hange, her eyes darting to the ground and her cheeks flushing. She hurried back into the warmth. Sure it was pathetic, but Hange couldn’t blame Petra for having a crush on Levi. She had once harboured a crush – a brief one at that – on Levi too.

#ehehehhee the teashop/plant shop combo was SO cute #we should go back when i come down next time #buy a levi plant to go with ur hange plant #snk #levihan

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Jisbon in Every Season → Season Two

#the first gif 😍 #she's soooooo charmed by him #mentalist

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You know I’m happy for you.

—Jane, The Mentalist, “Blue Bird”

#he's such a dirty liar #“im happy for you” i think the fuck NOT #blue bird the episode you are!!!! #mentalist

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“There's a time for a hammer and a time for a scalpel. It's hammer time.” — Sameen Shaw, Person of Interest, "Aletheia".

#jane's face makes me lol every time #the mentalist

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15 YEARS OF THE MENTALIST Day 5 : Fashion (one Lisbon look per season)

"The pocket rocket, the dynamite, heavily armed, cute as a button, agent Teresa Lisbon!"

#i adore her #and i also adore the character growth from low rise pants #the 2000s were a dark time for jeans #the mentalist #lisbon

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🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip? hehehehe

hehehehehehe have a snippet from a very self indulgent bokuaka wip (apologies I have no levihan to offer u but thank you for providing the perfect opportunity to throw some of this into the void)

(ask meme)

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Passengers on the well deck below were watching with interest and seemingly little concern. Many were pointing and even laughing as the liner, huge in its own right but dwarfed next to Titanic, slipped through the narrow channel. 

There was nothing they could do, Keiji knew. Even if they dampened the boilers now and killed the engines, the propellers needed time to spool down—time they did not have. The current they created dragged New York ever closer, and all they could do from the deck of both ships, from the dock, from the surrounding tug boats, was watch as it came. 

“It’s gonna hit,” Shouyou said breathlessly. He had thrown himself against the railing beside Keiji, and stared at the approaching vessel, wide eyed and pale faced. “Oh hell, it’s really gonna hit.” 

Keiji said nothing, because he couldn’t see a way in which Shouyou could be wrong. The two ships were on a certain collision course, and Keiji knew from experience that a vessel so large had limited manoeuvrability. If an obstacle came suddenly into her path, there’d be no way to avoid ploughing straight into it. 

Down in the water below, one of the tugs had revved loudly to life. The captain aboard it, with more wits about him than Keiji could dream of having in this moment, had abandoned his post at Titanic’s port side and moved behind the New York, where a tug line had been hastily attached. The tug's engine revved under full steam, and Keiji watched, breath held, as the drifting New York began to slow. 

“Come on,” Keiji hissed, “come on. Come on.” 

Achingly slowly, Titanic’s momentum decreased to nothing. Thick black smoke bloomed from the tugboats funnel, but her efforts were paying off - the tug line creaked and groaned, but held fast, and New York drew to a stop so close to their ships side, Keiji thought he might be able to reach out and touch it. 

He barely drew a full breath until the other ship was tugged out from between the two larger liners - with barely a hair's breadth between them - and secured further around the bend. For her part, Titanic backed slowly into deeper water, before she was cleared to continue her journey. 

Hinata let out a shaky laugh. 

“Close one, huh?” 

Close one was an understatement. Their journey had almost come to a screeching halt before it could even begin. 

Hinata nudged him with an elbow. 

“At least we got our bad luck out of the way early, right? It’ll be smooth sailing from here all the way to New York.” 

Hinata smiled, though it looked uncertain. His eyes scanned Keiji’s face, and Keiji had the distinct impression that Hinata was waiting for Keiji to agree. His mouth was dry and his jaw locked closed—Keiji could find nothing to say. He couldn’t even nod his head.  Keiji was not a natural liar. And rather than feeling like Titanic had expended her bad luck for the duration of her voyage, Keiji felt, with a certainty so frighteningly absolute, that the worst was yet to come.

#MAN I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS #I'm so sorry I just have a problem when it comes to titanic #it's my one history thing that I am deeply invested in #my Roman Empire #bokuaka #wip #hilarious that there is no bokuto here but I promise he's important #also lol hilariously delayed responding to this #my b #fun fact: lasagne is on the sofa two feet away from me while I answer this

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Hi, Laura! Just came to say that Helplessly, Hopelessly is still one of my fav LH fics ever. I still re read it from time to time, and I love how you portrayed them, it just feel right. I hope you’re doing great! ♥️

I'm so glad this fic brings you joy anon!

#eeeew this makes me very happy #thank you so much for reading ;; #ask

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“I want you to be my wife” 

- requested by the lovely @tunneybakerfan 

#“i'm not married” the way i GASPED #clutched my chest #he said it so casually #so certainly #MAN #the mentalist

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I commissioned the wonderful @ynhart to draw tattoo artist Levi from the lovely Valentine's fic by @dontatmethanks https://archiveofourown.org/works/45052063

Isn't it beautiful? I'M OBSESSED 🌹🌷🥀

#urgh i love this #snk #levi

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My favorite kind of duo: Partner in crime who got their endgame!

Aka THE cops + THEIR consultants ❤️

#This is it this is my teenage years #the CHOKEHOLD Bones had on me is unparalleled #you thought my levihan obsession was bad?? my kagehina phase? #they got NOTHIN on Bones #bones #castle #the mentalist

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#yeeeaaaaahhhh #the mentalist

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#yoooooo #snk #levi

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Judging by my activity I'm assuming I've discovered the Jane/Lisbon to Levihan pipeline

#every crime show from that era of TV had the most DELICIOUS slowburn main couples #i miss that #waiting 6 years for the couple who have been blatantly in love since day 1 to like.....hold hands #GOOD SHIT

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my levihan t4t agenda

#Oh I love this #snk #levihan

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favorite jisbon moments [3/?]

#nnnnnnn the little scrunchy brows in the third gif #he's so!! disgustingly!! in love!!! #the mentalist