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i hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word
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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary
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i think its so funny that alumni from schools like harvard and columbia that were there during the protests in the 60s-80s are expressing support for students currently protesting against the genocide in palestine, and random zionists that were NOT at these protests in the 60s-80s have the never ending audacity to tell these alumni "well thats different, what you protested was good and what they're protesting is bad." as if protesters against the vietnam war and apartheid south africa were not also demonized, arrested, brutalized, and even killed for their activism. history only remembers them fondly after the damage has already been done.
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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I haven’t stopped laughing at this
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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this
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birth certificates always say certificate of live birth or something we need ones that say this guy hatched from an egg
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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I mean that about sums it up
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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?
I can't think of anything bad he did
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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this
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I am losing my mind over this.
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He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.
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