I miss the old Fall Out Boy
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If Romney wins the election it's going to be like Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix when Professor Umbridge takes over Hogwarts.
PLEASE CAN WE CREATE OBAMA’S ARMY PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE
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my job on the leftist commune is to mass produce those gangsta spongebob shirts.
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in my silly goose era
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this is insane?
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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?
I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
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Absolute king
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damn girl those tits are amongus
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My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.
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telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing
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