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somewhatvaguely · 11 days
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Another update! I'm thrilled to have had the time to do so.
(I didn't. I didn't have the time, you understand? But I'm a pirate, and I don't listen to the rules.)
Two things:
1. This WIP gnaws at me to finish it, always. And, 2. I stopped writing it because I just wasn't happy with anything I wrote.
And now I realize those two things have nothing to do with each other.
In the interest of actually meeting said goal, I will be posting much, much, much shorter chapters (so the chapter count will jump). This will force me to continue to post stuff and move on instead of rewriting the beginning of a chapter thirty-seven times and never getting to the end of it. Is that an exaggeration? I literally don’t know.
Anyway, it’s meant the world to have a warm welcome back. ☺️ Thank you, kind people! My health is doing pretty good (knock on wood) for the time being, so I want to use this time as best I can while, for once, trying to maintain a balance in my life.
I’ve added some new tags to the end of the list, so please check them before diving in. Feel free to lob me any questions if you’d like to know more about how they’ll factor into the story. Just message me here or send me an ask.
And last but not least, I hope you enjoy it!
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somewhatvaguely · 12 days
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Another babey chapter, getting there.
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somewhatvaguely · 13 days
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Lü Bu: maybe the real friends were the dads we made along the way.
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somewhatvaguely · 19 days
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would you boop me, greg? if I asked you? if i told you to?
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somewhatvaguely · 19 days
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“Mobius,” he pants, folding forward with sweat on his brow, gesturing grandly to a cork board.
Must be what he's been secretively working on this past week.
Loki continues, “You don’t understand. You will understand, when I tell you that without a doubt: these men... are soulmates.” 
“Take a breath, Nicholas Sparks,” you jab, tenderly. “Quite the timeline you've recorded."
Loki's voice is gravelly, "Not recorded--planned. Designed, for the future. Look, in every universe, these men fail to get things off the ground, and they're so close. These are all the little moments I could intervene juuust the tiniest bit, to tip them into the most fulfilling and sacred relationship of their infinite number of lives!"
"Quite the prank," you say, struggling to keep a knowing smirk to yourself. "Can’t you just zap the guys and mark them Fated by your Almighty Will? Put the process on autopilot?” 
Loki blushes, almost preens. Oho, the mention of his power. But when he speaks, he stammers.
“Yes, well, where’s the sport in that?” 
“Mm,” you say, smiling at the feel of it in your mouth. "You have already gone to the trouble. It wouldn't take long. And if it did--"
He smiles at you, almost shyly, as you both murmur, "--who gives a shit."
"Let's do it."
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somewhatvaguely · 19 days
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Thanks for the tag, @fkajohnlennon 💚✨!
My top 5 songs of the moment:
Free Animal--Foreign Air (that chorus hiiiiits)
Bad Habit--The Kooks (memory lane)
Lo/Hi--The Black Keys (new to me)
Busy Earnin'--Jungle (always)
Modern Jesus--Portugal. The Man (always)
Tagging @hoskie, @yanyangire, and whoever else wants to do it.
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somewhatvaguely · 19 days
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Absolutely he would!! And you know that, in the early days, Crowley would pore over Aziraphale's lyrics and wonder: is this tenderness for me? this reverence, for me? this passion? And once he finally asked, or made it clear he didn't realize, Aziraphale would shake his head with a sad smile and kiss him. In the later days, it's a friendly competition. But Crowley swears, it's a superpower they both have.
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just some stupid doodles that i'm posting of crowley and aziraphale as a -00's pop-punk band.
aziraphale tried out to be a drummer. but as he was packing up, crowley heard him humming and said "EVERYBODY SHADDUP A SECOND. 'cept you, new guy. sing something." he'd later tell everyone "turns out that dork in the argyle socks had the voice of an angel," and thus a best friendship was born. crowley writes the songs and aziraphale brings them to life. although crowley only plays bass, he's the band's frontman. as aziraphale would say, "I never liked that part of it, all that showboating, so crowley being... crowley... is very fortunate. it works out for both of us." as crowley would say, "he's the PB to my J." aziraphale sings and crowley gets up in his space and whips the fangirls into a frenzy. kisses his neck and then disappears to the other end of the stage. there is wild speculation about the exact nature of their relationship. when asked in interviews, crowley waggles his eyebrows suggestively and aziraphale's face turns 50 shades of pink.
"loose lips sink ships," aziraphale says, primly.
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somewhatvaguely · 20 days
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mary magdalene: jesus has risen from the dead!
thomas: no he hasn't.
jesus:
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somewhatvaguely · 25 days
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No post about it, but Chapter 12 is up, too! Read the notes and new tags. <3 Things are getting spicy.
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somewhatvaguely · 29 days
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Two things:
1. This WIP gnaws at me to finish it, always. And, 2. I stopped writing it because I just wasn't happy with anything I wrote.
And now I realize those two things have nothing to do with each other.
In the interest of actually meeting said goal, I will be posting much, much, much shorter chapters (so the chapter count will jump). This will force me to continue to post stuff and move on instead of rewriting the beginning of a chapter thirty-seven times and never getting to the end of it. Is that an exaggeration? I literally don’t know.
Anyway, it’s meant the world to have a warm welcome back. ☺️ Thank you, kind people! My health is doing pretty good (knock on wood) for the time being, so I want to use this time as best I can while, for once, trying to maintain a balance in my life.
I’ve added some new tags to the end of the list, so please check them before diving in. Feel free to lob me any questions if you’d like to know more about how they’ll factor into the story. Just message me here or send me an ask.
And last but not least, I hope you enjoy it!
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somewhatvaguely · 1 month
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in this universe, when they talk about cracking the world's shell, tom actually means greg's shell
he's just dramatic enough to fit into an absolute destiny apocalypse ✨
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somewhatvaguely · 2 months
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somewhatvaguely · 2 months
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a relatable post pops up on my dash, so I'm about to reblog it, when I notice I'm the one who shared it in the first place
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somewhatvaguely · 2 months
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Just watched the “last desperate trick” conversation in S1 E4, where Loki tells Mobius the TVA is lying to him, and — Mobius so clearly believes him! I couldn’t remember when he started taking Loki seriously and the answer is: immediately. You can see it in his eyes. Most of Mobius is like, “What a pathetic attempt,” but his eyes are like… well they’re like…
They look exactly how I felt, as a fifteen-year-old at Catholic mass, as I had been every Sunday since I was a baby, as, in the normal course of sitting-standing-kneeling-and-back-again-for-funsies I was struck by the singular question: what if we are doing all this for nothing? We are a churchful of dignified humans singing truly bizarre songs in keys and time signatures that none of us have business in. We’re telling stories about guys named Bildad and trying to brand ourselves The #1 Christian. It consumes us. It’s started wars and gotten people eaten, burned alive, murdered, and it’s what I’d built my life around. It’s what my parents had demanded I build my life around. And… what if… what if it’s all a lie?
I’ll tell you: you shut that thought down and you fight it for a while, until you get tired, or you hear a take so real it knocks out the south wall of your faith before you can say, “save me a wafer!” But you’ve heard the singular doubt, and it will not be unheard. The glue that holds so much of your world together will weaken, and start to snap. You start to feel it’s you against the rest of the world no matter what, and you’re coursing with the feeling of being alive and knowing a truth.
I’ll tell you what else: the person who tipped you off? Who knows the truth and guides you through it? You’re gonna have incredible sex, such that rocks the foundations of Midgard or wherever you happen to be, because finding out you’re wrong and someone else is right is sexy.
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somewhatvaguely · 2 months
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Tugg the henchman stage whispers, “Or non-binary friend.”
Inclusivity win! Crime boss threatens your “little girl- OR boyfriend.”
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somewhatvaguely · 2 months
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Inclusivity win! Crime boss threatens your “little girl- OR boyfriend.”
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somewhatvaguely · 2 months
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Call me Loki the way I’m mutuals with myself
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