The pack gets a “World’s okayest dad” hoodie and a dilf mug after Ava is born
73 notes
·
View notes
workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap
113K notes
·
View notes
postmarrital sex: you only have sex after you’re divorced each other
56K notes
·
View notes
i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough
74K notes
·
View notes
Girl what am I being sold here?
227K notes
·
View notes
im not homophobic im half gay
39K notes
·
View notes
GIVE IT UP FOR GAY SEX SUNDAY
29K notes
·
View notes
Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
58K notes
·
View notes
whys king kong………..so fucking large
359K notes
·
View notes
happy Trans Day of Visibility!! Here are two drawings of me.
24K notes
·
View notes
getting emotional over bread again hold on
5 notes
·
View notes
u know that feeling when u discover a new song and in just a day or 2 it would be unimaginable to you that it was once absent from your life. u listen to it until u know every word and every note. and tomorrow, you might get crazy about another new song.
that's what life's like. constantly. ur always gonna have new experiences u never saw coming. new loves, friendships, jobs, opportunities, travel, gifts, smiles, sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day. things that be inseparable from u and yet u don't even know them yet.
please stay around for tomorrow's blessings
8K notes
·
View notes
a group of wizards is called bisexuals
8K notes
·
View notes