hi random positivity post but i hope you’re all doing well, and if you’re goin through a rough time, i am here to offer you whatever you need in these trying times whether it be a hug, a handhold, or just a calm ( or chaotic ) presence. ily all and if any of you ever need anything, if you need to unload or want to rant about something you’re currently fixating on, WHATEVER, my dms are wide open and i will very happily listen! think of us as two strangers on a subway, sharing a bottle of wine that rolled under our seats :^)
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doom patrol season 1 sentence starters. warning for mentions of drinking, nsfw, & copious swearing. change as needed.
❝ oh my god, i should be drinking for this. ❞
❝ do you ever feel like you’re spiraling out of control? ❞
❝ i’m being a good person and you are absolutely ruining this moment for me. ❞
❝ a sense of humor helps here. ❞
❝ if i could run from me right now, i would. ❞
❝ then they jumped in their clown car, drove into clown town, and a three-ring circus broke out. ❞
❝ if you get blood on that carpet, i’ll kill you. ❞
❝ welcome back to the shitshow, everyone. ❞
❝ i would rather eat hot coals than talk about my problems. ❞
❝ is anything gonna make sense today? ❞
❝ i see what you’re doing: playing my ego. ❞
❝ trust me, this world is garbage. people lie, they hurt each other, and they wear these things on their feet called crocs. ❞
❝ you’re not useless. ❞
❝ and i just want to say, if you ever want to talk about it, i’m here. ❞
❝ you really haven’t fucked anyone since jfk? ❞
❝ i’m not one to judge, but i want to keep my soul un-fucked. ❞
❝ who died and made you team leader? ❞
❝ that is some weak sauce, mister. ❞
❝ i think we deserve a small pat on the back for that. ❞
❝ that’s what i’m trying to figure out, asshole. ❞
❝ i was emotionally assassinated by a thirteen year old girl. ❞
❝ i don’t want to fight. i feel kinda bad for you now. ❞
❝ you’re an awful, vermin-infested, garbage… person. ❞
❝ well, for god sakes, don’t get yourself raptured or anything. ❞
❝ this is your most reckless scheme yet. ❞
❝ we all saw it, there’s no need to restate the obvious. ❞
❝ there’s a world out there, waiting to be seen. ❞
❝ shit! shit! shit! shit-shit-shit-shit-shit! ❞
❝ my head is a library of faces and places and shitty ad jingles that i can’t forget. ❞
❝ get a grip on yourself! ❞
❝ please, i don’t want to be alone with my thoughts again. ❞
❝ is this what passes as a cold shoulder nowadays? ❞
❝ it’s ok. i get it. we all have rats in our heads sometimes. ❞
❝ i just don’t understand anything anymore. ❞
❝ i don’t know what that means. i just know that it’s youthful & irritating. ❞
❝ that’s not weird at all. ❞
❝ the world’s a lonely place. made lonelier by how fiercely you push people away. ❞
❝ if we’re fighting, i wan’t to be properly rat-assed. ❞
❝ don’t put your shit on me just because your life is grey gardens level of pathetic. ❞
❝ we failed before. but can you at least let us try? ❞
❝ the only thing i am not is scared of you. ❞
❝ oh, goody, we fit right in. ❞
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@00110000exe gets a starter >:)
“ you’re so adorable. can i keep you? ”
max grins and winks at the glitchy being beside him. he leans back and rests his elbows on the bridge’s railing, tilting his head back so he can look at them under his lashes. it’s a little chilly for a summer night, and max has half a mind to give zero his jacket just to see their reaction, but he stays where he is and waits for a response, first.
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