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Every time I'm busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of "film snobs" that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I'm free it's all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot

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Diamond is Unbreakable Jotaro headcanons

There's so much I want to write here... Hard to cut it down to something digestible. Enjoy?

He got married, had a daughter, and is working on his PhD. Man needs sleep. And a cigarette.

Quit smoking when Jolyne was born.

Keeps a photo of her in his wallet. Refuses to discuss anything about her with the residents of Morioh. Man's here for business.

Kujo Jotaro wants to live a quiet life. Yet here he is once again, putting himself in harm's way for some stupid shit his grandfather roped him into. Swears he would have left his old man to his own devices if not for the Stands.

Really needs that cigarette.

Warms up to Josuke over time, but still thinks he's a weirdo.

Finds their whole family situation uncomfortable to deal with. Decides it's not his problem, lets Josuke come to him if he wants to foster that relationship.

Per him, bringing Josuke with him to hunt those rats was a tactical decision, and not uncle-nephew bonding time.

(Look, he's still not the most emotionally self-aware, okay?)

In general, he's actually pretty impressed with Josuke. Thinks the kid is handling this situation a lot better than he would have at that age.

Okuyasu, however, is on thin ice (he's not aware of it).

Jotaro respects the teen's heart, but his soul left his body when Yoshihiro Kira escaped with the fucking arrow. Good grief he just wants to go home.

✨️Koichi✨️ though.

Appreciates how respectful the little guy is. Isn't aware that it's because Koichi is super intimidated by him.

Seriously though, he was surprised that he lived woke up after getting blown up by Sheer Heart Attack. That's the moment when Koichi earns his eternal gratitude.

He'll have the Speedwagon Foundation offer him a job when the time is right.

Overall, he's pretty mid about the kids but at least they're not too nosey.

Unlike a certain mangaka who ended up needing to extend their hiatus after trying to use Heaven's Door on Jotaro.

I really wish we got a chapter on these two meeting each other! I'm sure it was an absolute disaster for Rohan.

Thinks his grandfather joining him in Morioh was a bad idea, but he had no choice.

Joseph was very upset that his request to fly into Morioh in a helicopter or a propeller plane was pre-emptively and unequivocally shut down.

"You won't survive a fifth plane crash, old man."

Visits his parents at least twice while he's in Japan. The experience is the most healing thing for his soul in years.

Jotaro is a little bit upset that this Twin Peaks detective adventure is not as fun as he hoped it would be. Hunting 2 serial killers with Stands is terrifying.

Overall, 7/10 he's never taking Jolyne to this town but at least there's no vampires this time?? Bonus points for the starfish.

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say what you want about elmer fudd but he wasn't wrong that rabbit was rascally af

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We've had strap ons since at least 400 BC, and people still have the nerve to go on gay hook up apps and ask "how can an FTM be a top?"

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there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

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The classic children's book "Strega Nona" was banned for portraying magic and witchcraft in a positive light. Earlier this year, the USPS celebrated author Tomie dePaola by featuring his character Strega Nona on a stamp.

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I've seen arguments like this pop up before, and as a wizard. I am a naturally curious being

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I dont know what amab enby means, but I fuckin support their rights.

sick of other trans people looking like a deer in the headlights when reminded that amabs can be nb too. there are really still people in our own community who think a nonbinary person is like. a woman wearing jeans

i've had people treat me visibly different after hearing my voice or seeing my face as if i'm some sort of predator or interloper. this attitude towards amab trans people especially nonbinary people really paints a picture of what the lgbt community thinks of gender in general

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

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johnny jerry and his gang of buttfuck bastards have taken over the local pharmacy

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https://twitter.com/colsonlin

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but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

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Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

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Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.