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unfortunately for the both of us, i really like you

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You are a haunted house, and you’re lonely. You’ve become self conscious because every time you try to engage with visiting humans, they run away in fear. But a party of humans has just arrived, and you realise one of them is intent on killing the rest.

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To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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Zelda hearing about the newborn Gerudo Male 9 months after killing Ganondorf:

#The Legend of Zelda

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Hey can we talk about like, the political and economic state of the world right now? Have you seen the shit happening in Hoenn?

i really DONT want to get into politics. like, yeah, wallace became champion and now hes stealing our tax money for elaborate water features in his bedroom and is calling it "the swamp" or whatever. ive seen the magazine covers with him posing in bed with his shit eating grin holding a glass of wine or whatever.

im sick of hearing it!! like what do you want me to do? challenge him? i only have 1 pokemon and its level 7. leave me alone.

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

#Real Talk

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friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

#helping out

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Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

#Real Talk

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I painted these color keys for this scene in Across the Spiderverse between Gwen and her dad!

The idea for the initial color palette was that because Gwen's world is colored by her emotions, she's cool blue despite the warm light of her surroundings - to symbolize her internal isolation from the rest of the world and her father.

Upon entering Gwen's room, we see an inverse of the color relationship that was set up previously. Gwen and her environment are in harmony, contrasting against her dad's warm colors. When they embrace, their colors mix together to create something new.

#Marvel #Marvel Comics #Spider-Man #Across the Spider-Verse #Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse #Spider-Man: ATSV #Gwen Stacy #Spider-Gwen

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Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

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Atlus knows they messed up with her and they're doing everything they can to atone 😂

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#SEGA #Atlus #Persona #Persona 5 #Persona 5 Tactica #P5 #P5T #Haru Okumura #Beauty Thief

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This has been on my mind (of a different kind) ever since the game released and I finally had some time to slap it together real quick. Should I finish this?

#SEGA #Sonic the Hedgehog #Sonic Frontiers #Sleeping with Sirens #Kellin Quinn #Sonic Advance #Mashup #Sound Test

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Hold up does this mean we get to see this queen in HD???

#SEGA #Atlus #Persona #Persona 3 #Persona 3 Reload #P3R

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LOOK

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#SEGA #Atlus #Persona #Persona 5 #Persona 5 Tactica #P5 #P5T #Haru Okumura #Noir #Beauty Thief

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"Avatar" is one of the new abilites given to you by one of the Chaos Emeralds

Since Super Sonic would obviously have access to all 7 emeralds, would this be the same move he used to knock Giganto's teeth in?

#SEGA #Sonic the Hedgehog #Sonic Superstars #Sonic Frontiers

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Happy First Day of Best Month! Whatcha doing on the 13th? 👀 (Time TBA)

#SonicHammons30th