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You know them anxious ones? Yeah just edge and fuck them til their mind shuts off.

#haha. would be nice. if. if that were to happen t-

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What if. I blindfolded you. But in an explicitly non-dom sort of way.

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We should go to Spirit Halloween together [flirtatious]

#im not tagging this but. vampire

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Cute girl called me handsome. Gonna go die.

#heeheehee

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Cis boys: 💚

Cis girls: 💚

TRANS boys: 💚💚💚

TRANS girls: 💚💚💚

ENBIES: 💚💚💚

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Anyways werewolves are the intersection between being a monsterfucker, a furry, and being vanilla

#not referring to the 'straight up just a wolf now' flavour to be clear #especially not the kind that loses its human consciousness

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Realized my more recent stuff is more negative and less funny oops gotta bring the brand back to normal

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*bangs my head on the wall repeatedly* horny begone horny begone horny be-

#NOT TO GET INTO TOO MUCH DETAIL BUT NOW IS REALLY NOT THE TIME #NOT WHEN I'M RECOVERING FROM FUCKING SURGERY #NOT A CONVENIENT TIME #NOT THAT IT'S EVER A CONVENIENT TIME BUT NOW ESPECIALLY IS NOT #LIKE BRO MY ARM MOVEMENT IS LIMITED AND MY CHEST HURTS

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One day I will have a strap and it'll be over for you fuckers

#like as in one you own or having someone with one use it on you #yes

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Literally otherwise what is the point. Buy me a strap instead

Waiting for the day science can give me a dick that lets me nut in a boy

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Waiting for the day science can give me a dick that lets me nut in a boy

#if you're reading this hi

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It's too late for this now I'm officially Titless

I don't mean this in a horny way (seriously it doesn't do anything for me tjdkfnnd) but does anyone wanna squeeze my tiddies before they're lobbed off. Maybe make a car honk noise while you do? I think it'd be funny.

#let's mourn what could have been

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Literally why am I like this

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I don't mean this in a horny way (seriously it doesn't do anything for me tjdkfnnd) but does anyone wanna squeeze my tiddies before they're lobbed off. Maybe make a car honk noise while you do? I think it'd be funny.

#this is for trans ppl only unless you're an explicitly trusted cis friend #like yes this is hilarious but it's also my most dysphoria inducing body part

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no thoughts head full of cock

#please

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Still feel miserable can someone fuck me to sleep

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*wii sports resort guy voice* NICE BULGE