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I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours

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Hoda... and Yulk

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fat women don't want men to tell fat women they like stretch marks, fat women want men to start telling their friends who ridicule fat women to shut the fuck up. ✌️

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I highly recommend inviting your friends to do randomly romantic & weird fun stuff. Invite them to a picnic at the park and show up with a kite. Throw tea parties with tiny finger sandwiches. Have a Crafts Day where everyone gets to decorate their own hats/accessories/teacups for future tea parties. Encourage shenanigans & surprises! Host a Costume Movie Night but put a different theme on each invitation (formal wear, pajamas, last year's halloween costume)! Drink sparkling juice out of champagne glasses during a Board Game Night where the winners have to speak in a character accent for the rest of the evening. Infinite possibilities, but it's your job to manifest them!

If you want a fun weird friend group, first you must encourage fun weirdness!!! Cultivate the garden you want to live in.

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*pauses mid-sentence as the little hamster that lives in my brain abruptly gets off the hamster wheel to go drink water from it's little upside down water bottle*

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Lainey Molnar

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Me in the last 3 days and i just cannot help it because the cake i want doesn't sell anywhere close

now I'm in a cake mood

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How do you differentiate between being a "fat fetishists" and someone that genuinely think squishy girls are adorable? Just want to know if I'm doing it right

If I lost 120lbs, would you still find me attractive or would you make passive aggressive comments about how I looked better when I was "pleasantly plump" and/or dump my ass? Do you treat me like a human being first or fat with arms and legs(and usually no head unless it's for eating)? Is my weight/fatness a constant topic with you? Do you bring it up when we're having sex? Do you allow your friends to make "chubby chaser" jokes about you?

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“I don’t want to be pretty, I want to be deadly”

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This is meathead. he’s disgusting and we love him.

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Photo via Lee Henstock

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The cat has spoken.