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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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I hate how fast this came to me and I refuse to render it further

TMAGP 12

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Hey Alex, wtf man

Me When I Get My Hands On Shredded Mozz At 1:45AM

The Only Clubs I Know Have The John Wick Palette

#ooooh this is some good shit #big fan of the mouth #cool art #the magnus protocol

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some original art i made after disappearing from the face of the (tumblr) earth

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Yeah, sure I’ll keep drawing Gerry and I’ll be so normal about it

#tma

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

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Hass Idriss | Untitled Creation 2024

#amazing outfits

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#new form would fix me

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#free Palestine

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This is exactly 45 minutes too late but uh…

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!

#aroace dane here to welcome y'all

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Oh boy here we go

Last Song: You're Not Welcome by Naethan Apollo. I found it yesterday and have been listening to it on repeat since.

Favorite Colour: predictably, purple.

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: ALL

Relationship Status: queer-platonic partner bay-beeee! (oh boy I wonder who it could be???)

Current Obsession: worldbuilding for the dnd campain I'm hoping to run (read: worrying the puzzle I made is too hard lol), painting, making a certain special lil' thing for a certain special lil' qpp eyyyy. Oh and watching a guy cut agates in half on instagram I guess? Not sure if it counts, burn-out doesn't leave much headspace for obsessions, alas.

Tagging whoever feels like doing this 💜

Thank you to @theunicorncomic-blog for tagging me! The previous chain was getting a bit too long for me 😅

Last Song: I Won't by Little Mix

Favourite Colour: Green, blue, teal/seafoam mix of the two if I can be a bit pretentious about it

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: I don't do well with chili heat (mustard is fine though). I love sweet food, but I will always lean towards savoury more.

Relationship Status: Married <3

Current Obsession: TMNT & UY (always), Stardew Valley, Cassette Beasts, Dungeon Meshi (I started reading it this week), and finishing my latest LEGO set

Tagging (no pressure though):

@love-killed-the-superstar @nicollini @grubus @rhinocio @freakova @chokit-pyrus @pizzazz-party @mutated-green-things ! <3

#personal I guess?

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Binging TFP is so funny because oh, here's Skyquake who's so faithful to his master, oh, here's Breakdown who pushes Bulkhead out of the path of MECH's weapons, oh, here's Dreadwing who is So Honorable, and the Autobots PLEAD with them to change sides, to become Autobots . . .

BUT NO, they get Knock Out. The vainglorious, self-centered little shit who has no qualms, no loyalty, no morals, and certainly no medical ethics . . . Knock Out, who DOES NOT have a redemption arc or a change of heart or feel bad about a single thing he's done, who says out loud that he just wants to be on the winning team.

I love that. I love that all the noble, loyal Decepticons fucking die and only Knock Out wedges his way into Team Prime, fueled by spite at Starscream and a desire to live comfortably.

#tfp

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This is what malevolent feel like to me

#malevolent #truth #that and unhelpfully describing the monster currently trying to eat them

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hey look up "[your birth month(in numbers not words)][your birth day] pokemon". if it's over 1025 remove the last digit. that's you as a pokemon now what did you get

#fucking dolliv #booo #sucks having a late birthday when the late gens are... #not my cup of tea let's say

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One of the hardest parts of writing gay anything is that they (often) use the same pronouns. Balancing names and pronouns so that I'm not overusing either of them is maybe THE hardest part of writing for me, because if you use 'he' too many times in a row you'll lose track of who's doing what, but too many names is repetitive and awkward to read!