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sotmtwwgrm · 2 years
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ravenclaw, dropping off gryffindor: have a safe trip home
gryffindor: can't guarantee that
ravenclaw, driving off: then die
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sotmtwwgrm · 2 years
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gryffindor, trying to flirt: your bracelet makes you look like a ,,,,, prisoner?
hufflepuff:
gryffindor: OF LOVE !!!! PRISONER OF LOVE !!!! FROM ME- WAIT
slytherin, watching from afar: oh my god
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sotmtwwgrm · 2 years
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flitwick: ravenclaw, your friends are getting in trouble because they made a stupid decision again
ravenclaw: that could be any one of them, could you be more specific?
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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HI MARAUDER PERSON AGAIN AND EXCUSE YOU I AM JUST CORRECTING U SAYING what james and sirius to snape WAS bad but they were trying to protect remus and also snape was constantly being mean to them and pining over a girl who was nice to him once and then was two faced and still pined after her but hated james so much he was horrible to harry and sirius and james were only mean to snape because he was a dick to them and im not defending but im defending them KSMSS,SMSKDMS
yeah okay but james and sirius completely took it too far IM NOT DEFENDING SNAPE IM NOT DEFENDING SNAPE but also snape was a super dick and shouldn't have anything he did, especially to lily IM NOT DEFENDING THEM IM NOT DEFENDING THEM
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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the houses at a zoo
peacock: *lifts their feathers up*
slytherin: woah haha it wants to mate with you !
gryffindor, starting to take off their shirt: its not my ideal type but i can work with it
hufflepuff, hiding behind ravenclaw's back: TAKE THAT BACK, SLY, TAKE IT BACK
ravenclaw, highly amused: wait not yet though, i wanna see what happens next
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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faboruite marauder go no peter does not count
remus !!! james and sirius seem nice but i was kind of thrown off after what they did to snape :/ regularly humiliating a bad kid doesn't make you better than anyone else
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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hufflepuff: forgive and forget ... forgive and forget
*three days later*
ravenclaw: you ready for that test in charms?
hufflepuff: oh no, i forgave the teacher for assigning it but i forgot it still existed
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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the houses as leaders
gryffindor: *screams loudly to assert dominance, absolutely no one is fazed*
slytherin: STOP IT NOW
ravenclaw: *takes a selfie of themselves as their team continues to argue*
hufflepuff: go (reverse psychology)
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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robber: FREEZE AND GET DOWN
hufflepuff:
robber: why aren't you getting down?
hufflepuff: i'm frozen, you have to unthaw me first
robber: oh okay *touches hufflepuff* NOW GET DOWN
hufflepuff: OKAY I'M SORRY
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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slytherin: stay strong buddy
gryffindor: who are they talking to?
ravenclaw: their wifi
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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ravenclaw: once in a while my braincells kiss and i experience ✨critical thinking✨
hufflepuff, trying to do a task with ravenclaw: OH MAKE THEM KISS ALREADY
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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hufflepuff, spreading toothpaste onto toast: the daily life of a multitasker
ravenclaw: …what the fuck
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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hufflepuff, wearing a peacock hat and sipping on a margarita: someone gifted me a funny hat
hufflepuff: this is my new identity. this is who i am. accept me for all or for none.
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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hufflepuff: takes the “g” off the graveyard sign
hufflepuff: YEAHH LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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gryffindor, pulling out a knife: i got this
hufflepuff: NO NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE SOLVED WITH A KNIFE
gryffindor, pulling out another knife: i know, that’s why i brought two knives
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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slytherin: are you a painting?
hufflepuff: ??
slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall
gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 years
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hufflepuff: what do you like to do for fun?
gryffindor: i stalk
hufflepuff: …oh uh well i like watching movies and sleeping
gryffindor: oh i know
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