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soullesstomatoes · 5 days
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is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com
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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry
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soullesstomatoes · 9 days
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steven moffat writing for doctor who again,,,, what year is it
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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
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soullesstomatoes · 12 days
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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks
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soullesstomatoes · 12 days
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they need to invent a job where they pay you to get obsessed with a subject for 3 and up to 6 months. and thats it. you dont have to show results for it or anything. they just give you money for being overlyinvolved in this one specific subject of your choosing for a while. just me and the 356 wikipedia pages and the 17 books i read. i dont remember a single word of anything. but boy was i Obsessed(tm). it will be 20k thank uuuu
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Mr Gaiman what is your favorite ice cream flavor?
I think the ritual of stabbing Julius Caesar on the Ides of March is an important Tumblr tradition that needs to be maintained for coming generations.
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soullesstomatoes · 12 days
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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 
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soullesstomatoes · 13 days
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get stabbin, folks
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MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters
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soullesstomatoes · 13 days
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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
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merry ides of march
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et tu brute?
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soullesstomatoes · 14 days
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everyone who’s been following me since the 2016 Shadowhunters era should know that after eight years i am finally going to meet Matthew Daddario in May
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The Sunshine Court - Chapter One
Day: Wednesday, March 13th / 14th* Time: 7:45 PM EST
Jean Moreau comes back to himself in pieces, dragging himself together as he has a thousand mornings before.
Picture used with permission by Nora Sakavic. Thank you @korakos!**
*Due to the Leap Year, I have opted to highlight the day rather than the date to keep the events in occurrence to the 2007 year. I will continue to mark both days accordingly.
** As per permission from Nora, I have included this and ONLY this in regards to The Sunshine Court to highlight when the new book will take place. No other mention of The Sunshine Court will be reflected in the posts on this account.
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soullesstomatoes · 14 days
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“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -
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