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fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

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Wei Wuxian,seductively:lay me on the floor~~

Lan Wangji,a medic:there’s a bullet in your stomach please stop this nonsense

#this was funnier in my head #mdzs season 2 #mdzs s2 #mdzs novel #mdzs live action #mdzs #mdzs meme #mdzs manhua #mdzs audio drama #incorrect mdzs #mo dao su zhi #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #yiling laozu #yiling patriarch #hanguang jun #would be better if drawn

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Lan Sizhui:don’t fall for the one who buys you flowers, fall for the ones who will grow a garden with you.

Jin ling: and then bury them in it.

#mdzs s2 #incorrect mdzs #mdzs novel #mdzs live action #mdzs audio drama #mdzs #mdzs meme #mdzs manhua #mdzs au #mo dao su zhi #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #lan sizhui #jin ling

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some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

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m a y b e w e d r e a m t t h e s a m e n i g h t m a r e s a n d t h a t ’ s w h y y o u u n d e r s t a n d m e?

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Jin Ling:Jingyi, you’re an idiot.

Lan Jingyi:yeah i get called that a lot.

Jin Ling:an idiot?

Lan Jingyi:no,Jingyi.

#mdzs s2 #mdzs meme #mdzs audio drama #mdzs live action #mdzs manhua #mdzs #mdzs season 2 #mdzs novel #incorrect mdzs #mdzsgif #mo dao su zhi #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #jin rulan #lan sect #lan jingyi #junior trio #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #founder of demonic cultivation

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…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

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“A god descended to the mortal realm not too long ago.

They say he’s a god of luck. He’ll grant you the fortune that the world won’t give you. If you should ever find yourself lost, he’ll bring you home.”

from one of my fav fics by @novalotypo :

⚡️archiveofourown.org/works/17651438

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SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME THAT THE GUY FROM THE ICONIC OOVOO JAVER VINE MAKES GAY INCEST PORN WITH THIS TWIN

EVERYTHING HAS BEEN RUINED I WANNA UNSUBSCRIBE FROM LIFE

I wish I was jared, 19

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I am happy with the lack of context but at the same time i need context

I accidentally melted my bathtub

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Jin GuangShan

Nie HuaiSang

Lan Qiren

Lan Shizui

Lan JingYi

Jin Ling

Jiang Cheng

Nie Mingjue

Lan Wangji

Wei Wuxian

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Nie huaisang:hey bro, does this outfit make me look fat?

Nie mingjue:I wouldn’t blame the outfit.

#nie huaisang #nie mingjue #nie sect #mdzs donghua #mdzs s2 #mdzs novel #mdzs live action #mdzs #mdzs season 2 #mdzs meme #mdzs manhua #mdzs audio drama #incorrect mdzs #mo dao su zhi #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx fanart

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Lan Sizhui:I have an uncle.

Jin Ling:um?

Lan Sizhui:you also have an uncle.

Jin Ling:and?

Lan Sizhui:and they’re both single

Jin Ling: so wha- wait i actually like the direction this conversation is going in.

#mdzs donghua #mdzs s2 #mdzs novel #mdzs live action #mdzs #mdzs season 2 #mdzs meme #mdzs manhua #mdzs audio drama #incorrect mdzs #mo dao su zhi #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #lan sect #lan xichen #lan sizhui #jiang wanyin #jiang sect #yunmeng jiang #jiang cheng #xicheng #lan yuan #jin rulan