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being alive is so inherently humiliating i need to get over it. it's like being mad about breathing oxygen girl it's gonna happen anyway

#reminder

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this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

#i think 24 (not including like layovers or places i went when i was little) #(even then it's colarado for a layover once and maybe maine? legit was too small to know but my mom has mentioned it) #states i've been are #Virginia Maryland Delaware Pennsylvania New York Connecticut Mass Rhode Island North Carolina Florida #West Virginia Kentucky Missouri Oklahoma Texas New Mexico Arizona California Nevada Idaho Wyoming South Dakota Iowa Illinois Ohio Alabama #technically also New Jersey and Indiana but I cannot name a thing i did there aside from pass through. literally refuse to stop for gas in #new jersey because I'm afraid of someone else filling my gas tank and then having to talk to them (idk if they even still do that in NJ but #also this summer I'm adding Indiana Kansas Colarado and Utah to places I've visited for sure!! exciting #working on the opposite side of the country from where you live adventures. gas is expensive

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

#me making a sittin area in the garden

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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

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it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.

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You have to recognize your capacity for harm. You cannot omit the harm you've done to others to remain "good." Anybody can be a bigot. Anyone can be an abuser. Anyone can harm anyone at any time even those who have been harmed themselves. The world is not made up of victims and villains only, this is life, not a Saturday morning cartoon and you are a human being who can or maybe even has hurt others and you HAVE to acknowledge that to learn to be better.

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me when I'm 33

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#writing #read later #really nice guy who hates only you is jess and me playing balders gate 3 and being nice to everyone all the time #except when we were alone with astarion. then being big asshole but only to him #still started to romance him but also just bullied and gaslit him lmao #show jess

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One struggle 🫡

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Corn in all its colors!

#corn! #corn #horticulture #botany #read later #show to mom #(was telling my mom about cool corns)

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

#reminder

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this is genuinely making me lose it

#what the fuck

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

#funny

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

#funny