I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands
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yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much
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Margaret Atwood, from “Their Attitudes Differ”, Selected Poems: 1965-1975
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what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become
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i think superman should be a twink and supergirl should be beefy. i have like actual reasoning behind this but also im just right
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therapists don’t want to tell you this, but the best thing you can do for your mental health is to be a hater
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babygirl you are yucky disgusting
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When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(
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GIVE IT UP FOR GAY SEX SUNDAY
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hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and
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Awakening to the new levels of unconditional love.
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no hope for a lush young man
hades
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physically i'm here. mentally i'm book 2 zuko standing on a cliff and melodramatically yelling at god to shoot lightning at him
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He gets nightmares
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Happy New Years (cautious)
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