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spacepanda7 · 9 months

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Kaz: tell him you're going to steal his watch

Wylan: tell him you're going to steal his wallet (wake him up to the danger 😏)

let's see who y'all bias in Six Of Crows~

#soc #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #shadow and bone netflix

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spacepanda7 · 9 months

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Jesper: If I had a kruge for every time a friend was dramatically revealed by Kaz Brekker to have been presumed dead after narrowly escaping death, crawled out of the waters of Ketterdam half-drowned, and assumed a new name and life in the Barrel, only to embark on the path of vengeance via an incredibly complex, incredibly illegal, and also somewhat accidental scheme, I would have two kruge.

Jesper: Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Jesper: If I had a kruge for every time a friend was dramatically revealed to have faked their death and assumed a new name, only to embark on the path of vengeance via an incredibly complex illegal scheme, I would have two kruge.

Jesper: Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

#ie Kaz and Wylan #shadow and bone #six of crows #an incredibly complex vengeance scheme was likely not wylans original intent #but it sure ended up that way #good for him #good for them both #Kaz just lives for this dramatic bullshit and Jesper is so close to the end of his rope #sab netflix #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck

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spacepanda7 · 1 year

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Who is more obsessed/in love with their sports rival/partner/idol/inspiration?

A. Yuuri "I will show our love to the whole world" Katsuki

B. Tobio "So long as I'm here, you will be invincible" Kageyama

C. Rin "I will light a fire in you" Matsuoka

D. Tetsuya "You are my light and I am your shadow, and I will make you the strongest player in Japan" Kuroko

In order to create a more even playing field, the following characters were removed from contention:

1. Otabek "He had the unforgettable eyes of a soldier" Altin

2. Keiji "The fleeting thought that 'he was a star' crossed my mind" Akaashi

3. Seijuro "It's because my opponent is him that I want to keep playing" Akashi

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spacepanda7 · 2 years

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me, starting Captive Prince: oh dear, her name is Jokaste? this is not very promising.

me, in the middle of Captive Prince: oh God, Jokaste is PREGNANT?

me, at the end of King's Rising: they don't know if Jokaste's child is Damen's or Kastor's? a lot of really messed up things have happened in this series, but at this point, as long as neither Damen nor Kastor end up ALSO being Jokaste's son, I'll take it as a win.

me: the bar is on the ground.

me, at the end of the trilogy: as fvcked up as this was, nobody actually produced a child with their other child or their parent, so that's a plus? I think?

#captive prince #kings rising #jokaste #damen #damianos #kastor #poor original jocasta #and oedipus #still want to know what happened to jokaste though #i like to think she and laurent become bros #and terrorize both courts and damen #there are no treasonous plots or traitors left #because no one could get around BOTH jokaste and laurent #trigger warning #tw noncon #not trying to make light of situations like this #please tell me if this is at all offensive or disrespectful

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spacepanda7 · 2 years

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What if Aka(a)shi swapped personalities one day:

Kuroo, blocking Bokuto: Ha! How do you like that? Hey hey, Akaashi-

Akashi: I do not allow those who defy me to look down upon me. Know your place, and lower your head.

Kuroo: Uhh, what-

Akashi: My orders are absolute. You can fight all you'd like, but I always win.

Akashi: Koutarou, did you not see see Tetsurou? Open your eyes and use your head. If you are not being useful to us, you can watch from the bench.

Bokuto: ... Agkhaaaaaaashiii?

Kuroo, Kenma, Fukurodani: *backing away slowly*

Mayuzumi, missing a pass: I know. I'll fix it.

Akaashi: Mayuzumi-san, do you need me to adjust the pass course or the timing?

Mayuzumi:

the Uncrowned Kings:

Akaashi: I am certain Kuroko-kun has planned for this scenario, so our best chance to pull this play is right now, before he is subbed back in. Pain-in-the-ass Kagami-san is fast, but he is easy to fake out. He and Kiyoshi-san will be marking me, so I can clear a path for you to shoot, Mibuchi-san.

Mibuchi: ... Sei-chan?

Mayuzumi, the Uncrowned Kings, the rest of Rakuzan: *backing away slowly*

#haikyuu!!#kuroko no basket #hq #knb #akaashi keiji #akashi seijuro #fukurodani #rakuzan #kuroo testuro #bokuto koutarou #kozume kenma #mayuzumi chihiro #mibuchi reo #uncrowned kings #incorrect quotes #real akashi is more like akaashi #so i'm using bokushi

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spacepanda7 · 2 years

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the Gaang, in the Si Wong Desert:

Sokka: What do you mean you can't waterbend? I thought you could use the water in the air!

Katara: There IS NO WATER IN THE AIR.

#incorrect quotes #avatar the legend of aang #avatar the last airbender #atla #the desert #katara #sokka #the incredibles #mr. incredible #frozone

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spacepanda7 · 2 years

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Bonding in Elysium:

Luke: My first girlfriend turned into a pine tree.

Jason:

Jason: That's rough, buddy.

#incorrect quotes #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #spoilers #trials of apollo spoilers #luke castellan #jason grace #thalia grace #avatar the last airbender #atla #i know luke wanted to be reincarnated #but canon divergence i guess #also i don't think she was ever his girlfriend #but creative license i guess #¯\ (ツ) /¯#that's rough buddy

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spacepanda7 · 3 years

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Suki, introducing herself: Hi! I'm Suki, leader of the Kyoshi Warriors.

Suki: This is my boyfriend Sokka.

Suki: And that is Sokka's boyfriend Zuko.

Suki: And that is Zuko's girlfriend Mai.

Suki: And that is Mai's girlfriend Ty Lee.

Suki: Nice to meet you!

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spacepanda7 · 3 years

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pls someone get these two to meet

#haikyuu!!#hq!!#haikyuu #yuri on ice!!!#yuri!!! on ice #yoi #phichit chulanont #suna rintarou #blackmail #expose your friends #do it for the views

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spacepanda7 · 3 years

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This is based on how likely the underclassman in question is to START problems. For instance, if there exists a problem, it is unlikely that any help will come from Kunimi, Kemma, Suna, or Shirabu. But they don't often create their own problems.

Aone is low on the Trouble Scale because despite his pointing habit, he is not trying to start trouble (probably?). And he does help solve problems for the real trouble underclassman on that team (*cough* Futakuchi *cough*). A similar concept applies to Takao and Himuro. They would start drama. But they also de-escalate and mitigate Midorima/Murasakibara trouble.

Akashi is not an underclassman in terms of team hierarchy. Hence, in a way, he is a model team player/underclassman. On the other hand, if someone HAD to captain him, there would be a Problem.

The Uncrowned Kings and the Miya Twins are counted as a group. They are troublesome on their own, but the real problems start when you put them together. If the Miracles were counted as a unit, they would be 100 feet to the right of the device you are viewing this post on.

Yurio wins, because at least none of the others left the country unannounced. At age 15. With no adult supervision. While being a world star. #getYakovbloodpressuremedication2k21

#sports anime #yuri on ice!!!#yoi #kuroko no basket #knb #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#poor captains #poor coaches #sports anime underclassmen #sports anime kouhai

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spacepanda7 · 3 years

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#sports anime #yuri on ice!!!#yoi #kuroko no basket #knb #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#poor captains #poor coaches #sports anime underclassmen #sports anime kouhai

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spacepanda7 · 3 years

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Inarizaki at a practice match, before the twins dyed their hair:

Aran, gesturing at Atsumu: Okay, Atsumu, if you set to Gin next-

Atsumu: I'm Osamu! Honestly, Aran-kun, you call yourself our childhood friend?

Aran: No, I don't. You two call me that. But anyway, if Atsumu sets to Gin, we're both on the same side, and it'll look like it's going to me again.

Atsumu: I can do that. Only kidding by the way, I am Atsumu.

Aran:

Aran: Why do I associate with you two.

Hinata: We have to get along! If the four of us don't figure out how to work together, the Vice Principal will throw us in detention for forever! Or worse, Daichi-san and Suga-san won't let us play volleyball!

Tsukki, to Yamaguchi: He has got to sort out his priorities.

Coach Yamiji: Now, Bokuto, stand here and repeat this four times. I am a volleyball player, not a baboon brandishing a ball.

Bokuto, in emo mode: I am a volleyball player, not a baboon brandishing a ball.

Bokuto: *looking confused*

Bokuto: Aghaaaaaashi, what does brandish mean?

Yamaguchi: Why are Hinata and Kageyama sprinting to the gym?

Tsukishima: Because that's what they do. When confused, race to the court. They're volleyball idiots.

Karasuno first years, in their third year:

Tsukishima, exasperated: Hinata, how could I have suffered three years of being on the same team as you and still think short people can't fight on the court?

Hinata:

Hinata, beaming: Tsukki, did you just give me a COMPLIMENT?!

Tsukki, walking away: No.

Hinata: You did! Tsukki! I knew you cared!

Tsukki: You are delusional.

Yaku, after yelling at Lev: Do you understand?

Lev: Yes.

Yaku: Yes, senpai.

Lev, confused: There's no need to call me senpai just because I'm so much taller than you, Yaku-san.

Yaku:

Lev:

Kuroo: Well, that's it then. Guess we need to find ourselves a new freakishly tall middle blocker. Because Yaku is going to murder him.

Kenma, sighing: Lev is an idiot.

Inarizaki second years after a loud Miya twin fight got them kicked out of the stadium:

Gin: If you make us go through this again, I swear, I will-

Atsumu, the captain: What, vice-captain? Bench us?

Osamu: Ban us from practice?

Gin: No. But I will call Kita-san.

Miyas:

Atsumu, nervously: You wouldn't.

Gin: I would.

Kosaku: He would.

Suna, recording the whole thing: Ohhhhhhhhhh, you two are in deep shit.

Semi, after ranting about Shirabu: Well, I hate it! I hate him, but I don't, and I hate that I don't! I feel like I'm going insane!

Tendou: Ha! Conflicting feelings. I've been there. Don't worry about it! You're just as sane as I am.

Semi:

Semi: Great. Thanks.

Yamagata: Okay Tendou, I don't think you understand just how absolutely NOT reassuring that was.

Tendou: You all just don't appreciate my wisdom and insight! Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean everyone has.

Iwaizumi, done with Oikawa: Oh my God Oikawa! What is wrong with you? Is there anything but volleyballs bouncing in that empty head of yours???

Oikawa, winking suggestively: Well, Iwa-Chan, I could make your head just as empty as mine. Just tell me when and where.

Iwaizumi, watching Oikawa strut away: *iwaizumi.exe has stopped working*

Matsukawa, dying of laughter with Hanamaki: You know what, I agree with you about our dear captain on so many counts, but you can't deny: he's got style.

Shiratorizawa third years attempting to help Tendou flirt with Ushijima:

Reon: Well, we can start simple. Try telling him a joke? You're good at that.

Semi: Pffft, Wakatoshi wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him, jump serving volleyballs at his face.

Tendou, sadly: Yeah. I've tried, believe me.

James: What's strange about me being kind and wanting to help out my dear brother and his dear friend?

Albus:

Scorpius:

James: You don't have to look at me like that, you know.

...

Scorpius: As long as I'm here, we're invincible!

Albus: Maybe you should stop freaking out before you declare stuff like that.

Scorpius: Rude! I am Malfoy the Unanxious right now!

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spacepanda7 · 3 years

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Akiteru: Hey, Kei, so I think I want to ask Saeko to marry me.

Kei: On one hand, you're great together and she definitely makes you less wimpy.

Kei: On the other hand, that would mean I would be related to Tanaka and I absolutely refuse.

(later)

Ryu: Hey!! Tsukki! My new bro!! I've always wanted a baby brother!

Kei: 🙂 No. 🙂

Not gonna lie I ship saeko and akiteru so much. One because they are chaotic and I love it.

Two.. Because if those two get married tanaka and tsukishima would be brothers in law and I think that would be hands down the funniest thing ever.

#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#hq!!#tsukishima akiteru #tanaka saeko #akiteru x saeko #tsukki (kei) and ryu brothers in law #tsukishima kei #tanaka ryunosuke #salt shaker tsukki #tanaka best senpai #tanaka being tanaka #incorrect quotes

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spacepanda7 · 3 years

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I know a lot of AUs of AftG/TFC have been done in the Avatar universe, but has anyone done an Avatar: the Last Airbender AU?

Kevin, the Avatar has been missing for 100 years, before he is unwittingly discovered inside an iceberg by estranged waterbender twins Aaron and Andrew and their nonbending cousin Nicky who live in the Southern Water Tribe. (Aaron and Andrew do not give me waterbender vibes, but changing the nations didn't work that well, since either their trips would end up way shorter or the Air Nomads would be the world invaders. Which, no. Oh well, Aaron wants to heal people.) They find out he is the Avatar and reluctantly agree to accompany him to the Northern Water Tribe to learn waterbending. Along the way, they find out the exiled fire nation Prince Nathaniel is hunting the Avatar, in order to regain his honor. He is traveling alongside former General David Wymack, a taciturn man who nonetheless tries to guide and help his ward.

Along the way, they meet some interesting people and new friends including Roland, the leader of the Freedom Fighters, Dan, a young earthbender who Kevin helped break out of prison, and Erik, who leads the Kyoshi Warriors, and also encounter new enemies, including Commander Tetsuji of the Fire Nation. Once they get to the Northern Water Tribe, they meet the waterbending master Chuck. Initially, he wants to make Aaron go into warrior training instead of healing, as he wishes, due to the fact that male waterbenders are drafted to fight. But after a beatdown from Aaron, the Healing master Abby, and the fighting master Betsy (women fight here, they have an option but men have to) he agrees to let Aaron train as a healer. Andrew learns how to fight alongside Avatar Kevin. The Fire Nation invades, Kevin is briefly captured by Prince Nathaniel who Andrew defeats in a few seconds flat, and Commander Tetsuji tries to kill the Moon and is dragged into the Spirit World. Goodbye and good riddance to him.

So, next stop is the Earth Kingdom, where they look for an earthbending master. Eventually they find Katelyn, a young earthbending prodigy who was blinded in an accident as a child, and is therefore overly sheltered by her parents and sneaks out to fight in the Earth Rumbles. She travels with them to teach Kevin earthbending, and despite her disagreements with Kevin and Andrew (Aaron is immediately rather taken with her), she becomes a part of their group. They find out they have a new pursuer, the Crown Prince Riko of the Fire Nation and his two close nonbending friends, Jeremy, a cheerful chi blocker, and Jean, an apathetic swordsman (Knives will be Neil's thing). Meanwhile, Nathaniel and Wymack end up pursued by Riko as traitors, and are forced to go incognito in the Earth Kingdom, taking on the names Kyle (idk, in honor of Kayleigh, okay?) and Neil Josten.

Their paths cross in Ba Sing Se when they meet the conniving leader of the Dai Li, Proust. They tangle with the Dai Li and the incognito Prince Riko who is disguised as Erik, who recently rekindled a romance with Nicky on their way across the Serpent's Pass and was captured shortly after. After Nathaniel and Andrew are captured and thrown into the catacombs together, they talk, during which time Nathaniel expresses remorse for the suffering and personal trauma the Fire Nation inflicted on Andrew. He in turn, reveals that he is only after Kevin due to fear of what his father, Firelord Nathan, would inflict upon both him and Kevin's group if he doesn't obey, saying that while he is attemoting to capture Kevin to prove himself worth keeping alive, he is also trying to keep Kevin and the team out of his father's hands. Andrew tells him to "stop being a martyr". However, after they are freed and encounter Riko and Wymack in the catacombs, Nathaniel appears to change his mind and joins Riko in fighting Andrew, Kevin, and Aaron. Wymack surrenders himself in order to let the others escape. Riko mangles Kevin's left hand and almost kills him but Aaron manages to heal him and Andrew promises to protect him.

The Monsters regroup incognito in the Fire Nation to wait for the Day of Black Sun invasion. The invasion day arrives and everything seems to be going as planned until Kevin, Aaron, Nicky, and Katelyn encounter Riko in the throne room instead of Nathan. Nathaniel confronts his father and escapes to join the Monsters and most of their allies end up captured, though their old Freedom Fighting friends Matt and Allison and the earthbender Dan escape with them. They arrive at the Western Air Temple to recuperate and attempt to think of a new Firebending teacher for Kevin. Nathaniel, who now goes full time as Neil Josten, arrives and offers to help. He is immediately scorned by Kevin and mocked by Aaron and Andrew. However, when the assassin Gorilla (sent by Riko) arrives to kill the Monsters, Neil saves them and they reluctantly accept him. He warms up to the group members one by one, helping Nicky break Erik out of the Boiling Rock and helping Aaron hunt down and kill his brother's former tormentor Drake. While at the Boiling Rock, Jean makes a split second decision to save Neil, who he used to be close friends with, and Jeremy jumps in to help, resulting in their capture. After their "field trips", Neil tentatively earns Andrew's intrigue and Aaron's reluctant acceptance.

The comet arrives and Kevin goes missing. The rest of the monsters find their old mentors including Betsy and Abby, and Neil discovers Wymack as well. They reconcile and he advises them about what to do next. As the comet approaches, Aaron, Katelyn, Nicky, and Erik travel to the airship base to hopefully meet up with Kevin as he confronts Firelord Nathan. Neil and Andrew travel to the Fire Nation to confront Riko. After an extended, tough battle, when all hope seems gone, Kevin manages to hit Nathan, momentarily incapacitating him enough to kill him. Riko challenges Neil to an Agni Kai which he accepts. He is winning until Riko aims lightning at Andrew instead and Neil dives in front of him. Andrew fights Riko and manages to chain him and smash his arm. As a result, he has a psychotic break and kills himself. Andrew heals Neil and yells at him for making himself a martyr. Neil says that he wouldn't have done anything that might result in losing Andrew. He so explains that if he had turned on Riko in the catacombs, he would have been exposed, and his father would have stopped at nothing to break him, including torturing the Monsters. Andrew appears to accept the explanation.

And we know the rest: Kevin is crowned Firelord, and he, Jean and Jeremy, figure out where to go from there. Aaron travels home with Katelyn, Andrew stays to protect Kevin, and Neil stays with him, and Nicky and Erik leave to travel the world. Dan and Matt, and Allison and Renee get together and return home as well. And they live, not happily ever after, but something approaching it.

P.S. a few years later, Kevin goes on a search for his mother Kayleigh.

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spacepanda7 · 3 years

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Jet: What's the easiest way to steal a man's money?

Smellerbee: Knife to the throat?

Pipsqueak: Bludgeon to the head?

Sneers: Poison in his cup?

Tea Shop Lee, the new recruit: You're all horrible.

Jet: Have any of you wondered what I did with all the gold we got from the Dai Li?

Smellerbee: Weapons?

Pipqueak: Ships?

The Duke: Bombs?

Sneers: Political bribes?

Smellerbee, to Lee: This is where you tell us how awful we are.

Lee: They all seem like practical choices.

Zuko: Has anyone noticed that every nation in the world is looking for me, mad at me, or wants to kill me?

Toph: So?

Zuko: Well, usually it's just half the nations.

Suki: I am grateful that you're alive.

Sokka: Suki, you're better than meat and boomerangs!

Suki: Let's not say things we don't mean, Boomerang Guy.

Sokka: You’re stupid about a lot of things, Zuko, but you are not stupid. And if I ever hear you call yourself a moron again, I’m going to tell Katara you tried to kiss Aang. With tongue.

Zuko: She'll never believe it.

Sokka: Then I’ll tell Aang you tried to kiss Katara. With tongue.

Sokka: Don’t worry, Gran-Gran. People firebend at each other all the time in the Fire Nation. It’s basically a handshake.

Toph: Who’d deny a poor blind girl her precious meteor bracelet?

Sokka: If the blind girl is you, then anyone with sense.

Toph: When people see a little blind girl walking down the street, what do they feel?

Toph: They feel pity. Now, what do they think when they see me coming?

Zuko: They think they’d better cross the street.

Toph: You’re not weak because of your scar. You’re weak because you’re afraid of people seeing your scar and knowing what it means. You’re letting shame decide who you are.

Sokka: Do you really have a flying ship?

The Mechanist: No.

Sokka: Oh.

The Mechanist: I have several.

Sokka: Take me with you.

Ty Lee, to post-redemption Azula: He was going to break my legs. Would you have come for me then, Azula? When I couldn’t walk a tightrope or chi block a squad of benders? When I wasn’t useful anymore?

Azula: I would come for you.

Azula: I would come for you. And if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together—with fire blazing and lightning crackling and fingers blocking. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting.

Zuko: Sokka, I've thought about this-

Sokka: Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?

Zuko:

Zuko: I've thought about your diplomatic skills.

Zuko: Do you know what Ozai's problem is?

Aang: No honor?

Katara: Rotten parenting skills?

Sokka: Receding hairline?

Zuko: Katara—

Katara: Don’t you start in on me.

Zuko: It will all work out. Let Azula do what she does best.

Katara: She’s horrible.

Zuko: But effective. Being angry at Azula for being ruthless is like being angry at a fire for being hot. You know what she is.

Hakoda, meeting Master Pakku: Why doesn't the Northern Water Tribe let girls fight?

Master Pakku: They don't want to fight.

Hakoda: How do you know? Have you ever asked one?

Pakku: Northern Water Tribe women are to be venerated, protected.

Hakoda: That's probably a wise policy.

Pakku: I agree, seeing as-

Hakoda: Think how embarrassing it would be for you when you got trounced by a little girl.

Hakoda: Like my daughter.

Zuko: We were fools.

Sokka: You were children. Was there no one to protect you?

Zuko: Was there anyone to protect you?

Sokka: My father. He went to war so that we might have a better life. My mother. She died protecting Katara. They would have done anything to keep us safe.

Sokka: We … uh … we were having a disagreement.

Gran-Gran: I can see that. I have been very patient with all of this, Sokka, but I am at my limit. I want you down here before I count ten or I will tan your hide so you don’t sit for two weeks.

Toph, snickering: You are in so much trouble.

Sokka: Katara, Toph conned a rich man into paying us off because he thought he'd killed her with his carriage.

Toph: I am going to turn your teeth inside out.

Sokka: That is physically impossible.

Toph: I just invented metalbending. Do you really want to argue with me?

after Ba Sing Se falls, except Zuko goes with the Gaang:

Sokka: So, other than Zuko having an unplanned family reunion, what the hell happened out there?

Katara: Let’s see. Aang was shot with lightning and fell twenty stories.

Toph: We put a serious hole in the Crystal Catacombs of Ba Sing Se.

Zuko: Katara can bring back the dead.

some random Fire Nation official: Why does your weak king send an ancient loony to do his bidding?

Bumi: I suppose he thought my good looks would give me the advantage. Not a concern where you’re from, I take it?

Fire Nation official: Preening, ridiculous peacock. You stink of dirt and poverty.

Bumi, sniffing the air: I’m amazed you can detect anything over the reek of ashes and inbreeding.

Master Pakku: It's not natural for women to fight.

Katara: It's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.

Sokka: Trust me, this plan's going to work!

Katara: Fine. But if Combustion Man kills us all, I’m going to get Aang’s spirit to teach my spirit how to play the tsungi horn just so that I can annoy the heck out of your spirit.”

Sokka: I’ll just hire Zuko's spirit to kick your spirits’s butt!

Zuko: My spirit won’t associate with your spirit.

Iroh: You are going to... kill the Moon?

Zhao: Tui made the decision to return to the physical world. If she makes herself such an available target, she can further the Fire Nation's great destiny.

Iroh: Men mock the spirits until they need them, Zhao.

Ty Lee: Spirits, Mai, you actually look happy.

Mai, clearly smiling: Don't be ridiculous.

Zuko, at the Agni Kai: What's the matter today, no lightning? Afraid I'll redirect it?

Azula: Oh, I'll show you lightning!

Katara: Zuko, this whole 'shoot lightning at me' thing is starting to concern me.

Sokka: Aang, maybe the monks didn’t cover this lesson, but you do not negotiate with a powerful firebender with lightning crackling around him during Sozin's Comet.

alternatively,

Sokka: Zuko, maybe your fancy tutors didn’t cover this lesson, but you do not argue with a guy who can start glowing and harness all the power and skills of his past lives at any time.

Sokka: You were early, Toph!

Toph: I was on time!

Sokka: For you, that’s early. Next time you plan to impress me give me some warning!

Toph: The animals are free, and I found you a boat. This is when a thank you would be in order.

Suki: Thank you, Toph.

Toph: Hey, no problem, Suki.

Toph: See, Sokka? That’s how the civilised folk do it.

Sokka, to Zuko, at the Boiling Rock: Well, we've managed to get ourselves locked into the most secure prison in the world. We're either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air.

Aang: We're all gonna die!

Sokka: Well, statistically speaking, only SOME of us are going to die.

Sokka: It was a calculated risk.

Zuko: It was cross-your-fingers-and-hope-for-the-best. Believe me, I know the difference.

Sokka and Aang: *doing their spirit magic impressions, i.e. waving their arms and making vaguely creepy sounds*

Zuko: What are they doing?

Katara: Performing an ancient Spirit-summoning ritual.

Zuko: Really?

Katara: No.

Aang: Sure, I'm skinny, but I stay drier in the rain.

Sokka: How?

Aang: Less falls on me.

Sokka:

Sokka: You can WATERBEND.

Hakoda: Good luck hitting a skinny little Water Tribe boat, cutting through the waves and staffed by a crew of men who've spent their whole life dodging obstacles in boats.

Bato: I'll quote you on that when a fireball lands in my lap.

Random Boiling Rock guard: Please, have mercy!

Suki: I like it when men beg. But this isn't the time for it.

Chief Hakoda: How are you finding our country?

Toph: It’s a magical place. If you like ice and more ice.

Sokka, about Zuko: Would it kill him to smile every once in a while?

Katara: Very possibly.

Toph: Katara and Zuko? Far be it from me to doubt anyone's determination to get this done, but is that really the ideal pairing?"

Sokka: Zuko knows guard procedure, and Katara can handle any guards without a noisy fight. Your job is to keep them from killing each other.

Toph: Because I'm definitely the diplomat of the the group.

Sokka: Aang is the diplomat of the group. But he's busy, so you get to do it.

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Bonus:

Neil: *constantly wary about being murdered by the mob for not holding up his end of the deal or by his father's old associates* Well, at least I'm no longer actively being hunted by my father and my psychotic, exy prodigy nemesis now.

Zuko: *constantly wary about being assassinated by disgruntled citizens of his nation, vengeful citizens of other nations, or his father's old associates* Well, at least I'm no longer actively being hunted by my father and my psychotic, firebending prodigy sister now.

#aftg #tfc #all for the game #the foxhole court #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar the legend of aang #mai avatar #andrew minyard #fire lord zuko #neil josten #protecting this dumbass is a full time job

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Master Pakku: It's not natural for women to fight.

Katara: It's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.

Sokka: Trust me, this plan's going to work!

Katara: Fine. But if Combustion Man kills us all, I’m going to get Aang’s spirit to teach my spirit how to play the tsungi horn just so that I can annoy the heck out of your spirit.”

Sokka: I’ll just hire Zuko's spirit to kick your spirits’s butt!

Zuko: My spirit won’t associate with your spirit.

Iroh: You are going to... kill the Moon?

Zhao: Tui made the decision to return to the physical world. If she makes herself such an available target, she can further the Fire Nation's great destiny.

Iroh: Men mock the spirits until they need them, Zhao.

Ty Lee: Spirits, Mai, you actually look happy.

Mai, clearly smiling: Don't be ridiculous.

Zuko, at the Agni Kai: What's the matter today, no lightning? Afraid I'll redirect it?

Azula: Oh, I'll show you lightning!

Katara: Zuko, this whole 'shoot lightning at me' thing is starting to concern me.

Sokka: Aang, maybe the monks didn’t cover this lesson, but you do not negotiate with a powerful firebender with lightning crackling around him during Sozin's Comet.

alternatively,

Sokka: Zuko, maybe your fancy tutors didn’t cover this lesson, but you do not argue with a guy who can start glowing and harness all the power and skills of his past lives at any time.

Sokka: You were early, Toph!

Toph: I was on time!

Sokka: For you, that’s early. Next time you plan to impress me give me some warning!

Toph: The animals are free, and I found you a boat. This is when a thank you would be in order.

Suki: Thank you, Toph.

Toph: Hey, no problem, Suki.

Toph: See, Sokka? That’s how the civilised folk do it.

Sokka, to Zuko, at the Boiling Rock: Well, we've managed to get ourselves locked into the most secure prison in the world. We're either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air.

Aang: We're all gonna die!

Sokka: Well, statistically speaking, only SOME of us are going to die.

Sokka: It was a calculated risk.

Zuko: It was cross-your-fingers-and-hope-for-the-best. Believe me, I know the difference.

Sokka and Aang: *doing their spirit magic impressions, i.e. waving their arms and making vaguely creepy sounds*

Zuko: What are they doing?

Katara: Performing an ancient Spirit-summoning ritual.

Zuko: Really?

Katara: No.

Aang: Sure, I'm skinny, but I stay drier in the rain.

Sokka: How?

Aang: Less falls on me.

Sokka:

Sokka: You can WATERBEND.

Hakoda: Good luck hitting a skinny little Water Tribe boat, cutting through the waves and staffed by a crew of men who've spent their whole life dodging obstacles in boats.

Bato: I'll quote you on that when a fireball lands in my lap.

Random Boiling Rock guard: Please, have mercy!

Suki: I like it when men beg. But this isn't the time for it.

Chief Hakoda: How are you finding our country?

Toph: It’s a magical place. If you like ice and more ice.

Sokka, about Zuko: Would it kill him to smile every once in a while?

Katara: Very possibly.

Toph: Katara and Zuko? Far be it from me to doubt anyone's determination to get this done, but is that really the ideal pairing?"

Sokka: Zuko knows guard procedure, and Katara can handle any guards without a noisy fight. Your job is to keep them from killing each other.

Toph: Because I'm definitely the diplomat of the the group.

Sokka: Aang is the diplomat of the group. But he's busy, so you get to do it.

#incorrect quotes #avatar the last airbender #avatar the legend of aang #atla #katara #sokka #avatar aang #toph beifong #suki avatar #uncle iroh #fire lord zuko #ty lee #mai avatar #chief hakoda #six of crows #soc #don't you just love it #how incorrect quotable literally everything in Six of Crows is

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