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Jaune: Yellow slash! *hits Cinder*
Cinder: Okay, you learned one new move, no big deal...
Jaune: Yellow slash! *hits Cinder again*
Cinder: Ow! What the fuck is going on!?
Jaune: Yellow slash! *hits Cinder again*
Cinder: Ow! Jaune, stop!
Jaune: Yellow slash! *hits Cinder again*
Cinder: Ow! What the fuck!?
Jaune: Yellow slash! *hits Cinder again*
Cinder: This actually makes no fucking sense...
Jaune: *hits Cinder again*
Cinder: *holds hands up* Jauney, please!
-looking on-
Neo: ...
Ruby: ...
Weiss: ...
Ruby/Weiss: DIBS!
Weiss and Ruby look at each other.
Weiss: Share?
Ruby nods: Share.
Both Ruby and Weiss look to let Neo know that Jaune is theirs, but only saw an empty spot.
-on the battlefield-
A crumpled Cinder laid defeated as Jaune breathed heavily, raising Crocea Mors in victory.
Jaune: Yeah, gonna fall now...
And he was about to when he felt someone hold him up. He looked down at his savior and saw a familiar dual color hair.
Jaune: ...hey Neo..
Neo: 👋
Jaune: Thanks for catching me. uhm, you can let me down, I just need to rest a bit...
Neo: 🫡
Neo sits down on the ground and gently drags Jaune down so he can lay down, and to his surprise, Neo leads his head into her lap, Jaune wanted to protest but the feeling of Neo's hand running through his hair felt really good and the want to protest vanished as Jaune fell into a peaceful sleep just in time for Ruby and Weiss to see.
Neo: 😁😈🖕
Weiss/Ruby: You win this round...
#jaune arc#neopolitian (rwby)#rwby silent knight#ruby rose#weiss schnee#rwby lancaster#white knight#cinder fall#rwby shitpost
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Nora: *peeping on Silent Knight* Oh my God, its like he's chalking a pool cue.
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Art commission sketch of Neo x Juane from RWBY for @realmrmayo
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Cinders says 'Arc' or 'Nikos' like Timmy's dad says 'Dinkleberg'.
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Jaune: Pyrrha sure is competitive, even in non-huntress activities.
Shows Pyrrha in a mini-go kart effortlessly maneuvering past other go-carters.
Pyrrha: I'm just gonna put my foot to the floor, and I'm not lifting till I see God or a checkered flag.
She overtakes one Cinder Fall in her mini go-kart, the action enrages the would be Fall-maiden.
Cinder: Nikos...
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Jaune: In case I don't see you... good afternoon, good evening and good night!
Jaune takes a bow before vanishing into an assortment of lights.
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You wished for the best time line.
This is the best timeline.
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Monkey's paw tag.
Make a wish, but you have to choose a negative to the wish, and then tag someone
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Jaune: and now a word from our sponsors!
RWBY: ...
Ruby: Uh...who?
Jaune doesn't say anything. Never clarifies nothing to Team RWBY as he just stares blankly into space.
Ruby: Uh Jaune...?
Jaune: Hold on, Ruby *continues staring* I can see you, and I know what you are~
Ruby: Uh guys... Is Jaune gonna be okay?
WBY: *stumped*
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Mercury wasn't sure what the hell was going, but Cinder was currently engaged in a battle with that Arc kid, and he didn't know what kind of bullshit training 'Arc' he went through, but God damn it all he was pushing a 'Maidened' Cinder Fall to her limits and when she was pushed to her limits she got sloppy.
Precise attacks turned into tidal waves that would cause foes and allies alike to be in harms way.
Mercury kicked on of the Atlas soldiers away and into a building as just above them a gigantic fireball loomed over head like a crashing star.
Mercury looked at his old teammate Emerald, who had come here with Team RWBY and Nora, Ren, and Ozcar.
Mercury: In case you guys aren't aware, we have two titans battling it out, and Cinder is doing everything...*points to gigantic fireball* and I mean everything to kill him.
Team RWBY took the hint and immediately began to move, but Ren, Nora, and Oscar were conflicted. They didn't wanna leave Jaune to fight Cinder alone, but Mercury made a move to Emerald and N.R.O.
Mercury: Look, trust me or not, but we can get back to killing each other later, but right now, we need to hurry up and run.
CatJaune: No, you won't.
The voice sent chills down their spine as their standing, causing everyone to freeze on the spot as their standing between his two teammates Nora and Ren was Jaune.
His eyes a sinister blue cruel and curious, two cat eye slits on the side of his face underneath his eyes with two stripes going along the side of his cheeks. He wasn't even acknowledging his teams presence, eyes looking at the fireball.
CatJaune: I herby forbid every person in a 100-meter radius from moving until I say the word 'Now!'.
As he spoke, in a two toned voice, one of playful cruelness, the other a dying whisper, Cinders gigantic fireball grew ever closer.
CatJaune: Of course I'll kill anyone who violates that rule.
Jaune let out a raspy chuckle as he held out his hand and slowly began to bring them closer and closer, as if timing when the fireball would hit.
CatJaune: Not yet.
As his hands got closer and closer, so did the big fireball.
CatJaune: Still not yet.
As he said this, CatJaune activated his own aura just as the fireball was close to descending upon them.
Everyone could only look on and wait til given the order to move. They prepared their legs, activated their aura, and said a prayer as they felt the scorching heat from the Cinders attack begin to melt away at everything...thoughts began to fill fill their minds if maybe they wouldn't be able to move if their legs were melted to the concrete! Was-was this the end?
CatJaune: Now! *slaps his hands together*
Like a breath of fresh air, everyone jumped away as best they could from the attack, Nora looked back at her team leader, who just stood their as the fireball came crashing down onto him.
Nora: Jaune!
The explosion destroyed buildings and killed plenty unable to escape the blast zone or were just too weak to survive it.
The heroes, while able to escape the blast, could not escape the blowback or its heat, as Emerald, Nora, Ozcar, and Ren all hit various pieces of debris, causing their auras to take a good brunt of the hit leaving them down for the moment to recover.
Meanwhile, back atop flying Grimm Cinder Fall, sunk to her feat, as that last major fireball took a lot out of her.
Cinder: Hehahaha!
Cinder: All that talk, Arc, and for what *huff* for nothing ! Go enjoy the afterlife with your precious Pyrrha!
She was about to further taunt when she looked over the Nevermore to see an ominous golden glow coming from the ground, to which was then followed up by a mocking laugh which caused Cinder eyes to widen in shock.
Down on the ground, cracking his neck as if the attack he just tanked was nothing more than a crick in his neck, was CatJaune. He looked up and laughed at Cinders shocked face.
CatJaune: All that smoke and tantrum, for a simple tap, how disappointing a maiden like yourself should be stronger but what can i expect from power stolen *sigh* I'm getting less curious about you by the minute Cinder, in fact...the pale moonlights illumination makes it easier to see how pathetic you are.
That comment, that little comment, One which she has heard all her life and at those times, never ever effected her In any way, but too here this weakling, this nobody talk down upon her like she was trash.
No, she wouldn't have it. She would make this knight kneel and kiss her feet, and once then, and only then would she rip out his heart and feed it to him!
Activating her maiden powers, she flew up into the air, and in a rage, she decended upon her nemesis, fully intent on killing this cockroach of a huntsman!
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Jaune: Trivia, light of my life, mind explaining to me how our daughter started a Faro table in the 3rd grade?
Trivia, innocently: 'I don't know, and it's not Faro, it's highstakes UNO, but nonetheless I'm supremely proud of her! look at all she's brought in!'
Trivia opens her daughters pack back to see cookies, some trading cards, an assortment of hall passes, and one credit card that belonged to one Yang Xiao Long.
Jaune: Not going to lie, that's impressive, but let's return at least the credit card. The last thing we need is a Xiao-Long bursting in our home.
Trivia: 'Fine, but I will at least flaunt my daughters victory in her face first, it will be hilarious!'
Jaune smiles and laughs before nodding.
Trivia hugs her husband before going off to find her daughter and help her with homework (and give her some more tips in her little UNO scam)
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Ruby skidded back from a blocked hit. She went to aim Crescent Rose, but stopped as a blue claw had lifted up a boulder that was twice her size.
CcJaune smiled maliciously at Ruby.
CCJaune: A present...from me to you!
Tosses the rock at great speeds to a surprised Ruby, who was about to make an escape with her semblance, when a blonde blur charged forward, and with a great roar, the figure smashed rock to pieces before landing in front of Ruby.
Ruby: Yang!
Yang: Sup, sis, need a hand?
CCJaune just smirked, and Ruby smiled.
Ruby: Nope!
Yang just laughed as CCJaune appeared before both of them, causing them to get into their combat stance.
Ruby: Your boyfriend is tough.
Yang: damn straight he is. Now let's kick this cats ass and bring him back to me.
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Do you?
Jaune: Ruby!
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: Do you believe?
Ruby: Do I believe...?
Jaune: DO YOU BELIEVE!?
Ruby: BELIEVE IN WHO!?
Jaune: Joe!
Ruby: Joe who?
Jaune: Joe Hendry.
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Another Silentknight Commission for DatGuy07 on X/Twitter! More on the they're-older-and-married-and-happy AU!
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Just uploaded a Silentknight Comic Commission to my Patreon! Go check it out!
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