spamtonheaven

[spamtonheaven]

Hey every . .. !.

that got me thinking, what are YOUR favorite spamton fan songs? i would love to know everyone else's favorites and most-listened-to spamton songs and fan songs! if you wanna, feel free to put in the tags or reply to this with your favorite 1997 salesman themed tunes!

#spamton #im curious and maybe i can discover new spamton songs this way too! #gotta get more tunes for my spamlings to listen to so they can express themselves as the big shots they are! #youre all big shots in my heart <3

[spamtonheaven]

Best spamton fan song?

[Image ID, the blog named penguinsinhell asks "best spamton fan song?" And the reply is a two panel drawing. First panel is the purple person purple person saying "Fuaaa, that's too hard! How can I pick just one? They're all really creative and cool, it's too tough to pick just one!" While a small spamton peeks up at them curiously. The second panel is spamton shouting happily with stars in his eyes, saying "I like all the songs like Ad Infinitum, There Are No Strings On Me, Deltarune Musical songs, Big Shot with Lyrics, Kitchen Gun, Hyperlink, Jackpot, and more-" then the purple person says shyly "Okay calm down buddy! We get it, you like all of them, they're great!" End ID]

it's so hard to choose! i listen to so many of them on the reg, and so many fan animations are great! i cant possibly pick a fave, ive liked every one i heard so far!

i guess the one ive listened to the most is the traditional japanese Big Shot by Hyuman on youtube? i dont know if i can say definitively that i have a single favorite, but i do listen to that one a ton!

#spamton #deltarune spamton #deltarune #spamton deltarune #spamton g spamton

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[image is a small spamton sitting on a lawn chair at night admiring the moon as fireflies light up around him while he eats a popsicle. the colors of the drawing are themed to the bi pride flag. End ID]

he likes to enjoy an icy cold push popsicle on hot summer nights, dont you?

#spamton #deltarune spamton #food mention #deltarune #spamton deltarune #spamton g spamton #food #moon #bi flag

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[Image ID, a small spamton is fishing on a hillside where a sign says his location is Kromer Cove. He wears a pink shirt and yellow jacket and holds a red fishing pole. He has hooked another dollar bill and is happily reeling it in to add to his bucket of dollars that he's caught. There are rolling green hill and blue sky with sun and sparse clouds in the background. End ID]

spring time is a great time to be outdoors and enjoy nature! tho, uh, im not sure what part of the ecosystem kromer is, but he's having fun! isnt it a beautiful day today!

#spamton #deltarune spamton #deltarune #spamton deltarune #spamton g spamton #give a spam a kromer he eats for a day but teach him how to reel in customers n he'll be raking in the cash hehehe #its a no jeans kind of day today no pants required for fishing cuz hes like pooh bear its ok lol

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[Image ID: a small spamton sits on his porch at night, watching the rain as he sips a hot drink in a pink mug. He has a plate of cookies too, enjoying the cool spring weather. His thought bubble shows he likes the smell. End ID]

he loves the scent of fresh rain in spring, don't you? 💙🌱🌦

#spamton #deltarune spamton #food mention #food #deltarune #spamton deltarune #spamton g spamton

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[Image ID: a small spamton is fishing from a dock. He sits under a palm tree and wears a yellow jacket, pink shirt, blue jean, a cone hat called non la, and he seems to be sleeping with a red fishing rod in his hands. The sun shines on him and its peaceful. End ID]

aw man its such nice weather for fishing, such a good time to go out and enjoy nature,, a sunny day is always a perfect setting for a lil catch and release!

...he seems to be so relaxed he fell asleep!

#spamton #deltarune spamton #deltarune #spamton deltarune #gone fishing #i want to go fishing i cant wait to go outside now that spring has sprung!

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do you sell products designed only for spamtons?

[image ID: a purple person is struggling to hold a spamton that's half their height in their arms, but the spamton is excitedly trying to sell something. the blog named kellyfullypop asks, "do you sell products designed only for spamtons?" and the spamton answers by trying to loudly sell them some unnamed product. The purple person says, "I was just putting him to be for his afternoon naptime..." End ID]

so, uh, while i dont, he certainly does--at the moment, im not selling anything, everything on my blog is free! but careful, all the little salesmen running around are likely to try to sell you, uh, whatever it is he's trying to sell you- even i dont know what his 'great deals' are half the time, but i can confirm he accepts tummy rubs and cuddles as valid forms of currency!

#spamton deltarune #spamton #deltarune spamton #cute #deltarune #spamton g spamton #please be careful abt giving spamtons too much kromer #if they eat too much sometimes they might get a tummy ache

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[Image ID: a small spamton is sweeping the front porch with a little broom, singing happily and enjoying the nice weather. He is relaxed and taking his time to relish spring arriving. End ID]

spring cleaning is around the corner, just as the weather is gettin nicer here! he's so helpful and sweet, he even made a deal with me--if i do the dishes, he'll do the dusting, what a great lil guy~

#spamton #deltarune spamton #deltarune #spamton deltarune

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[Image ID: a small spamton and a mini spam are dressed up in fancy blue jacket suits with matching top hats and red bow ties. The bigger spam holds his child's hand, and they both grin at the audience with text around them reading "Happy April Fool's" and yellow sparkles. End ID]

he calls it 'Dapperton'

he and his son would love to speak with you, he promises he wont try to scam you,, 😏

#spamton #deltarune spamton #deltarune #spamlets #spamlings #spamton deltarune

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do you know any spamtons that would get along with an amongling? my partners and I were considering adopting but we wanna make sure they'll get along with our imposter Azul- she's very sweet, she has a bit of a biting problem but it's usually just gentle nibbles, there's a lot if stigma against imposters- we wanna make sure we don't stress her out y'know? (photo attached)

[image ID: the blog named bitbitbitbitbit asks, "do you know any spamtons that would get along with an amongling? my partners and I were considering adopting but we wanna make sure they'll get along with our imposter Azul- she's very sweet, she has a bit of a biting problem but it's usually just gentle nibbles, there's a lot if stigma against imposters- we wanna make sure we don't stress her out y'know?" The reply is a drawing of an enamored spamton playing with several tiny amongling crewmates, as their parent watches over them. A tiny cyan amongling stands on spam's nose, looking spamton right in the eyes, and he smiles at the cute little creature. A purple person behind them gives a thumbs up and says, "Oh yeah, they get along great! Any social Spamton loves to be around them, definitely! As long as the imposters play nice, heh. Spamton might nibble back a little bit!" It is impossible to tell which of the baby amonglings might be an imposter, but the spam is having fun playing with them anyway. end ID]

fortunately, most spamtons are pretty social and get along with other pets, and i take my spams out regularly to help them socialize often! i think this lil guy here is really good with tasque kittens and minitons, so he's a shoe-in for someone looking for a spam that likes baby critters!

he does have a bit of a bad habit of stealing snacks to bring to the babies, though... he brought my checkbook to the neighbor's baby addison once, but if you keep an eye on him, he'll stay out of trouble pretty well! hes very gentle and super sweet otherwise! ^^

#spamton #deltarune spamton #spamlings #spamlets #spamton deltarune #cute #food mention #i can promise he wont bite but i cant promise he wont steal paper money to try to feed the babies with

[spamtonheaven]

can you show us the incubation process of a pipis , ( as when people put a light near an egg and they can see a chick inside)

[image ID: the blog named justahappymaruchan asks, "can you show us the incubation process of a pipis , ( as when people put a light near an egg and they can see a chick inside)?" and the reply is two photos of drawings of baby pipis and spamtons. The first photo shows several kinds of pipi, ranging from exploding pipis to miss pipis to fat pipis to baby pipis. only the baby pipis has a small incubating spamlet inside, unlike the others that are duds. The purple person holding the baby pipis over a flashlight to show its insides says, "he's sleeping!". The second photo shows what a developing spamling looks like inside a baby pipis at one week where he's tiny, then two weeks when he's growing little legs, three weeks when he grows a sweater and arms, then finally a hatched pipis egg with a fluffy smiling spamlet and his dealmaker glasses at the end of 30 days. end ID]

sure thing! candling a pipis--one that doesnt immediately explode at being touched--can show you if theres a lil man inside! cute lil spamlings develop with their glasses like yolks, eventually theyll grow into their dealmakers when theyve hatched but theyre so cute and fluffy when theyre babies!

spamlets are totally independent from the moment they hatch, but they have to be trained n taught manners before being adopted- otherwise, they try to make deals with literally everyone n everything and i still have to bribe them with pennies n nickels to behave sometimes, heh...

fortunately, theyre fast learners, even if theyre not good at making deals, theyre always eager to try! spamtons are social by nature and often a parent will lay about half a dozen at a time, but not always. at least this variation of pocket spamton that i have tends to be this way, but its not true of all spamton species! these pocket spams--sometimes called miniature spams--are pretty well domesticated, easy to get along with, and usually grow to be around 1-2ft tall as adults!

#spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #spamlets #spamlings #spamton deltarune #baby spamtons and minitons are also invasive species in some parts of the world and not everyone loves spam mail lol #in some email inboxes theyve even taken over and require help to get rid of so many feral spams so its best to get your spam from- #-a rescue organization or friend who needs some spams taken off their hands! which is another reason im so grateful for all yall helpin me!

[spamtonheaven]

Hii!! I love your blog!! like it's really cute!!! May I adopt an adorable Spam? I promise I'll take good care of him <3 I hope you have a good day and please drink water!! -Star💫

[image ID: the blog named first star 319 says, "Hii!! I love your blog!! like it's really cute!!! May I adopt an adorable Spam? I promise I'll take good care of him <3 I hope you have a good day and please drink water!! -Star" and the reply is a drawing of a very happy spamton hugging Star, eager to be adopted and go home with them. A purple person in the back smiles and tells Star they think Spamton likes them! end ID]

sure thing, i got the perfect little guy here! he's got extra fluffy hair and loves cuddles and is obsessed with the sky- so he already loves your name, 'Star', it's perfect match! and thanks so much for wishin me well, i appreciate it! ^^

(ive been a little bit sick lately, and it makes me super happy to hear the support from yall! :DDD tyty!!)

have fun with your spam, just dont let him buy too much paint or he'll make starry skies all over the house, hehehe

#spamton #deltarune #cute #im so sorry it took so long to answer asks #but thank you so so much for stickin with me folks i love you all!! #thanks so much for asking i hope you and your spam have a great week!! :DDD

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[Image ID: a purple person is giving a miniton spamlet to you, saying "It's dangerous to go alone! Here take this!" as they hold out a friendly happy spamling. The little spamton is very relaxed and smiley, and the purple person insists you take the spam. End ID]

if things are rough for you right now, or if youre having a hard time, or if youre not feeling your best, or even if you just need a lil company--here, this is for you! he's happy to see you and cant wait for you to take care of him!

if youve ever been to shy to come ask for a spamton, here! this one is for you! 💛💛💛

#spamton #deltarune spamton #spamlets #spamlings #deltarune

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[Image ID: a spamton stands inside a bath tub and is repairing it by caulking the seam on the wall. He seems happy and is doing a good job. There's a pink bath mat on the floor outside the tub that just says 'bath mat' on it. End ID]

he's a very good handyman, and he's rly resourceful! today he helped do some home repairs! my oldest spamton just goes to show that you can teach an old salesmen new tricks!

#spamton #deltarune spamton #deltarune #spamton deltarune #diy

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Have you ever had a rescue case where a spamton was abused by their owner?

[Image ID: the blog named just a happy maruchan asks, "Have you ever had a rescue case where a spamton was abused by their owner?" The answer is a two-panel comic of a purple person and their pet spamtons. The first panel is the purple person sitting on a couch with a spam sleeping in their lap and beside them, as the person says, "Unfortunately, yes, and there are those that aren't treated right or are neglected. All of them need TLC, extra love, and patience." The second panel is the purple person saying, " SNEO here was abandoned by his old family, but he's doing much better since he was rescued! He's a real sweetie!" as they give a giant nine foot tall NEO spamton gentle pats like a pet cat. One of the spamtons on the couch also reaches towards the NEO, smiling at him, and they all look happy. End ID]

sadly, there are several, and like any abused pet, they need special love and care to help them be comfortable and life happily again! fortunately, there's a lot of love to go around where spamtons are concerned, and i'm confident everyone is taking good care of their spams!

aside from a few of my own rescued spams, i havent actually encountered many other spamtons with this issue! this guy's the biggest one i know for now, i found him stuck in someone's basement, but he's since he's gotten out he's grown so much! and he's super friendly and loves making new friends, hehe, he's a good boy, ol NEO.

even if he likes to sometimes paint the walls blue or drag rollercoaster tracks into the house or bring home a maus... he's a good boy anyway, still love him, hehehe

#spamton #spamton neo #SNEO #abuse mention #tw abuse #tw abuse mention #abuse tw #neo spamton

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youre drawing him like its supposed to be hes fuckin SHAPED

[Image ID: the blog named sp00ky anon says, "youre drawing him like its supposed to be hes fuckin SHAPED". the reply is a purple person observing four spamtons from behind several leaves. The purple person seems to be on a safari, wearing an explorer hat and hiding in bushes to watch the spams. The first big spam is t posing at a smaller spam, who mimics him, and the purple person says, "Check out this wild spam! He's teaching the young ones to t pose!" The other baby spamling watches curiously, sitting happily by the other big spam who is watching them too. They all seem happy and eager to learn. End ID]

that's just how they grow in the wild! spamtons are naturally The Most Shaped Ever! just make sure to keep lids on your outdoor garbage cans or they might crawl in during the night to nap or eat,, i have a neighbor who keeps feeding their 'outdoor spamtons' and those fellas are... lorge, chonky,, one might even say, thicc,,

however, wild spamtons who fend for themselves often live in small family groups, so its unusual for them to hoard food or shelter to just themselves, which is why a lone spam will leave a perfectly good pillow behind in a dumpster, just in case another spam needs it later!

#spamton #deltarune spamton #cute #spamlings #spamlets #wild spamtons in their natural habitat #natural habitats include starbucks parking lots and dumpsters and those abandoned car lots where used cars salesmen used to roam #food mention #food