behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz
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gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.
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I’m glad I wasn’t born in mid evil times bc I’d be all like aaaaaaa I want to listen to Blue Monday by New Order but all I have is this stupid lute
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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Licking his cunt like it's stamps.
Is that anything?
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Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:
Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.
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there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance
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please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too
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