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One of my longest friendships, someone I deeply care for just blocked me because she made the decision that she's not good for my family. She hasn't talked to me recently I don't even really know what she's doing in her life but that's it. Gone.

#Sad #i hope shes okay #I hope she's finding her happiness

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Don't mind me... Just being originally very confused and not realizing it's an animal crossing island...

Dylan Sprouse really just went to someone’s island to sell his turnips??!?

This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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it’s talking heads kermit friday

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it is so wild to me the fashions that are called “emo” today. especially given the fact that probably 80-90% of it is actually scene, not emo. this would have started full on wars 15 years ago

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Reoccurring rumor that I spanked the monkey in - insert random teacher here-'s class

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Adderal gives me dry mouth and a bottle with a straw, I stim on drinking from it.

Fellow ADHDers, how do you stay adequately hydrated?

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I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

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@n0nst0pd00dle

so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; "ježek" and "ježíšek" respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it's the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.

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He's gotta be great to work with/for

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LADDERS!

everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

#😬🤦😂🤣👍

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Interesting thing, last time I got an eye exam the Dr was looking at the pictures of the blood vessels in my eyes and asks "were you born premature?" And I'm like "yup 3 months" and he says "neat come look at this" so it turns out that you can tell if someone was born premature because a blood vessel in your eye meanders more than normal when it develops.

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Having a bad mental health night. Started vaping again and realized it just makes me feel like shit when I'm coming down and hiding it from the fam just hurts... Found myself thinking that a peaceful death wouldn't be so bad right now... I'm so tired of being this tired piece of shit. How do I get better?

#big sad #addiction #why am i like this

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That's funny, melons actively try to kill me.

"Mellon" means friend in elvish.

I agree 🍉😎🍉

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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Good debaters nowadays are considered to be those who won't let you place a word in. Not the ones with the best and well constructed arguments. Sad :z