No but seriously.
wish i could call in bitchy to work
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Oh, Bobby.
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It's so sweet and somehow mega fluffy and a tiny bit angsty!
Any Rafi fans out there?
I wrote a short little sweetie (only 3.5 pages) for him based on Leonard Cohen’s song “Hey, That’s No Way To Say Goodbye”
Rafi and Gracie wake up on their last day of Love Island.
Read on AO3 or Wattpad
Hope you enjoy!
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The Sweetest Sting Ch 12: The Epilogue
MC/Lewie/Marshall/Ozzy villa smut fic
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12 years later...
IT'S DONE. DOBBY IS FREEEEEE!
Oh shit, I have to finish TSIME now. Fek.
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It's always the last few lines of a story that elude me till like five minutes before I plan to post. Why am I like this? JUST HAVE THEM BONE THEIR WAY TO HAPPILY EVER AFTER, CHRISTY.
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God, I fucking love her more than I've ever loved another human.
The Tortured Poets Department Prologue
At this hearing
I stand before my fellow members
of the Tortured Poets Department
With a summary of my findings
A debrief, a detailed rewinding
For the purpose of warning
For the sake of reminding
As you might all
unfortunately recall
I had been struck by a case
of a restricted humanity
Which explains my plea
here today
of temporary i n s a n i t y
You see, the pendulum swings
Oh, the chaos it brings
Leads the caged beast to do
the most curious things
Lovers spent years denying
what's ill fated
Resentment rotting away
galaxies we created
Stars placed and glued
meticulously by hand
next to the ceiling fan
Tried wishing on comets.
Tried dimming the shine.
Tried to orbit his planet.
Some stars never
align.
And in one conversation,
I tore down the whole sky.
Spring sprung forth with
dazzling freedom hues
Then a crash from the skylight
bursting through
Something old,
someone hallowed,
who told me he could
be brand new
And so I was out of the oven
and into the microwave
Out of the slammer and into
a tidal wave
How gallant to save the
empress from her gilded tower
Swinging a sword he could
barely lift
But loneliness struck at that
fateful hour
Low hanging fruit on
his wine stained lips
He never even scratched
the surface of me.
None of them did.
"In summation, it was not a
love affair!"
I screamed while bringing
my fists
to my coffee ringed desk
It was a mutual manic phase.
It was self harm.
It was house and then
cardiac arrest.
A smirk creeps onto this
poet's face
Because it's the worst
men that I write best.
And so I enter into evidence
My tarnished coat of arms
My muses, acquired
like bruises
My talismans and charms
The tick, tick, tick of
love bombs
My veins of pitch black ink
All’s fair in love and poetry
Sincerely, The Chairman of The Tortured Poets Department
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Sis, that was EPIC! Like I was gagged this whole time, I promise!
But I have a question, are Flo and Bella a thing in your fic? Because I love that! I wanted to see them get together so badly if you're not on their routes, and they're one of my favorite crack ships that doesn't involve MC. I just love their dynamic, you know. I headcanon Flo as gay and Bella as homoflexible, so yeah... Rant over, lol
Oh, and one more thing.
SUXK IT RATMELIA!!!!
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
You'll get a tiny tidbit about that in the epilogue, but yes, Bella and Flo are indeed a thing. I'm fairly sure Bella was a love interest in the season so she's definitely not straight. They just seem like they'd be a really fun, loving couple.
LOL I was dubious about giving Amelia any kind of wrap up but I'm glad I did. It was SUPER fun to write her meltdown.
Thank you for the ask and thank you for reading this story and for being passionate about my work. It truly kept me going 🙏💖
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The Sweetest Sting Ch 11
MC/Lewie/Marshall/Ozzy villa smut fic
AO3 | Wattpad
In which Amelia shows her whole, entire ass and Rora and Lewie get their happily ever after.
Epilogue will either go up on Thursday or next Monday! We'll see how antsy I am to officially finish the fic.
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LITG MAX: A BOARD
I have too much to do, not enough time to do it and I'm solving that by avoiding everything. Because that always helps! So I made a board for my sweet babboo, Max. I love him madly and I will definitely, most likely, assuredly, probably, maybe not cheat on him with Theo**.
**Statement not guaranteed.
I recolored the model's eyes because Max's are hazel and the model's were blue.
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Gurgkljdiwl flkiennrls kxlkow. xxkkj!!!!!!
I genuinely got short of breath when I saw this. It's PERFECTION. Ugh god I love his stupid hair and bad tattoo. Yeah he's a cheater and liar, but I CAN FIX HIM.
I miss S1 so much 😭
Talented friends are being talented 😍 @libelle949 so kindly stepped away from Jin to draw our favourite fuckboy for me 🥰 (despite her not taking art requests anymore) & I can't stop screaming about it!!!
SRSRSRDTFYXJCLBÖMÄMÄMÄNÖBKCUXYDTSRSTDJCLBÖMÄMÅMPVUDTS
Can't decide whether to stare at his disgustingly beautiful face, his ridiculous boyband hair or his arms which would definitely crush me 🥵🥵🥵
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The Sweetest Sting Ch 10
MC/Lewie/Marshall/Ozzy villa smut fic
AO3 | Wattpad
Rora is sad. Marshall has an idea. A wonderful, awful idea. Lewie is on board. Ozzy makes an appearance. This is 28 pages (12,522 words) of smut. If you've made it this far into the story... you're a trooper and you deserve this.
Only two more chapters to go!
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foaming at the mouth for the next update of The Sweetest Sting!!! i love you
It's done and going up tomorrow morning! 😘
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The Sweetest Sting [Behind the Scenes]
While responding to a comment on my fic, The Sweetest Sting, I remembered that I made this for the HR challenge because I was trying to figure out their costumes. Might as well show ya'll.
If you guys want to see the MANY MANY other mood boards I made for this story, let me know!
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Thanks for the tag @operationnope, my lil' spoonful of menace 😂
The cosmic ingredients are SPOT. ON.
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The Sweetest Sting (Migraine Edition)
So this new chapter? It's almost done. I think I figured out how to balance the ending with some new Amelia stuff. However, I had my eye dilated again today at the specialist's office and I slept off the ensuing migraine all day. Literally 2pm to 10pm. So it's not ready to post yet. Since the new eps are tomorrow, I'm posting this chapter on Thursday, for sure. Also it ended up being 41 pages long, so I broke it into two. You'll get this one on Thursday and the last one on Monday and then an epilogue the following week. Unless my eyeballs fall out and roll away, in which case, good luck figuring out how I planned to end it 😂
My head hurts.
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