can i get a hell yeah if you're in the "every hour of every day i do or think or say something that reminds me how unfathomably dumb i am and i make it through this world by the grace of my friends alone" club
hi, remaking my last post bc needs have changed. storage has been covered for the month but i still need to pay my $60 phone bill! its due tomorrow (3/28). i also need help getting some new catheter drainage bag ($57) and i would LIKE to get some extra bedding + a set of fairy lights + curtains for my bunk ($95 - not a need, it would just brighten up my space 💜)
again i need $60 for my phone bill and $95 for the bedding + curtain + lights, and $57 for the catheter bags!!!
catheter bags + phone bill is most important but having something to make this situation more bearable would also be lovely! (would add them to amazon wishlist but 😔 houseless atm as you all know. getting everything shipped to an amazon box)
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guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
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