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Do you write for any other characters? Genshin men you think would be sadists?

...Sadistic Genshin Men!

artist : official trailer

cw : dubcon smut

pairing : various genshin men x fem!reader

ft : sadomasochism, pain inflicting, dacryphilia, degradation, humiliation, bondage, toy usage, praise, manhandling, public humiliation

a/n : ahh this is my first req! tysm :0 hope u enjoy ^.^

scaramouche loves when you get injured while on a mission he assigned you to! the shame in your eyes when you return limping, or the fear you feel when you wake up in the medical section. he specifically requests fatui agents with healing capabilities to leave you alone and allow him to dress your wounds. he has a custom dark purple gauze he loves to wrap around you. it gets him off knowing you walk around like that, and all the other harbingers know who takes care of u!! but... he much prefers to bruise you himself. it gets the message across better.

albedo likes testing your limits, seeing how far he can push you- for his research, of course. he takes his time with you, stretching you out with his fingers before starting to tease you with his oddly shaped toys. the first he tries is girthy, larger than you've ever taken before. he doesn't know how much longer he can resist shoving it in at once, as you whine and sob about how its "too much"! he gently wipes away your tears while easing the toy further inside of you- you cry and shake your head, leaning away from his touch as he coos to you, saying itll feel good soon... it's condescending, how calm he is as he watches you squirm!! :(

ayato can't help but spank you, clearly you get so much enjoyment out of it too! he notices how wet you get with every smack. the total submission you display to him, ass up on his lap gives him such an intense feeling of power. you don't even try to stop him, just taking the pain he gives you! he thinks you're so beautiful, sobbing and shaking, blistering pain shooting through your entire body, certainly enough to bruise! you're so sweet, how you thank him after every round! sometimes, he even gets you to beg for him to hit you. he thinks it's a bit pathetic, really, but with the way he affirms you, you'd never know..

tartaglia likes when you fight back, the fear in your eyes when you know he's won- pinning you down and laughing as you struggle beneath him. he likes to force all of his body weight onto your chest, the way your kicking slowly halts and you begin struggling to breath. looking up at him with hazey, tear filled eyes. he thinks your attempts are adorable, but he knows no matter how hard you try he's just physically so much stronger than you:( he doesn't even need to use his vision!

pantalone enjoys humiliating you. he can be so strong and collected with you squirming and whining on his lap, as he lectures you about being quiet!! you try your best to bite back your moans as he works his fingers inside of you, but its so hard.. if you get loud enough, im sure he will shove his gloved fingers into your mouth to give you something to muffle them!! he's so sophisticated, talking over you to all of the other harbingers in the meeting, completely ignoring you releasing on his fingers for the nth time.

dottore loves watching you mess up during an important presentation at a fatui meeting. he does it on purpose, he knows exactly what you'll be doing today when he places a vibrator in your underwear, keeping it on low buzzes throughout the day before maxing it out suddenly as you try not to moan in the middle of talking!! the way you look at him with pleading eyes just makes him turn the vibrations higher :( hes so mean to you..

#nsfw

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today is the day.

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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in every scene / it’s me & michael.

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GROUP REACTION AND SCENARIO PROMPT LIST

Disclaimer: I focused on collecting mostly those general relationship ideas that I’ve seen frequently asked for – the list doesn’t include many of the scenarios people suggest based on their own specific experiences or ideas, sexual scenarios and those related to different AUs.

Realizing they’re falling in love

Falling in love with someone of the same gender for the first time

Falling in love with the best friend

First meeting

Asking you out / confessing

Saying “I love you” for the first time

Them expressing affection

Making them or you blush

Holding hands

Types of kisses

First kiss

Kissing their forehead

Kissing their cheek

Kissing them to shut them up

Randomly kissing them

Kissing their neck

Making out

Asking for a kiss

Asking for attention / affection

Types of hugs

You backhugging them

Comforting you / cheering you up

Comforting you after a nightmare

Comforting you when you cry

Comforting you after a long day

Comforting you when you’re feeling depressed

Comforting you when you’re anxious

Giving a massage 

Playing with their hair

Hair braiding or styling

Headpats

Sleeping in the same bed for the first time

Stealing the blanket

Helping you fall asleep

Cuddling

Jealousy

Being jealous of pets

Touch starved s/o

First time

Aftercare

Morning after

Taking care of you when you’re sick

Overworking

Saying “I love you” or something else in their language

Learning their language

Learning their choreography / dancing together

Learning their songs / singing together

When they weren’t / aren’t your bias

Waking you up

Small s/o

Tall s/o

You wearing their clothes

Buying matching clothes or couple items

You dressing up for a date / wearing revealing clothes

Accidentally walking in on you changing

Them doing your makeup / doing each other’s makeup

Squishing their cheeks

Poking their cheek

Ticklish s/o / tickle fight

Tsundere s/o

Shy s/o

Idol s/o

Insecure s/o

Being clingy

Reserved s/o initiating skinship

Them missing you

You sleeping with a stuffed animal when they’re not there

Supporting you when you’re studying

Falling asleep on their shoulder

Sitting on their lap

Being tipsy / drunk

Giving you piggyback rides

Cooking or baking together

Shopping together

Surprising them

Playing games together

Playing a sport together

Watching a series together

Getting caught in the rain

Taking a bath together

Cleaning together

First date

Types of dates they prefer

Sneakily taking pictures

Teasing / pranking each other

Calling them by a new nickname / petname

Calling them by their full name

Being angry at them

Giving them the cold shoulder

Having a fight

Seeing your ex

Being in a friends with benefits relationship

Meeting your family for the first time

Proposing

Getting married

Them as husbands / wives

Pregnancy

Wanting to have / adopt a child together

Them as moms / dads

Send your own ideas!

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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they make some of the best works out there

CAUGHT ; sub!ajax petropolus & bestfriend!reader

summary: catching your bestfriend in the act on your bed, oh he looked so pretty begging for you. you finally got what you wanted.

warnings: this is pretty tame, ajax being sub, mentions of bodily fluids, afab reader, reader is so inlove w pleasing him and making him feel good!!!

a/n: not proofread!! if there’s any mistakes lmk plzzz also im so sorry i didn’t get to release this sooner! ive been busy since it’s the holidays (MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE & MERRY CHRISTMAS IF U CELEBRATE ^o^) also i have press ons so its hard for me to write at my usual pace but i promise i’ll be writing more!

“didn’t expect you to be here. something up?” your gangly bestfriend stood in the frame of your dorm door. “no, no nothing’s wrong. xavier’s gone and i just came to hang out with you.. if that’s fine?”

“oh that’s fine ‘jaxy! m’ just about to shower though. you gonna stay?” your towel was wrapped against your body as you tried your best to make sure it wouldn’t accidentally fall. your tits were practically spilling out and it was even worse that the towel was a few inches too short.

the snake-haired boy nods quickly, swallowing- “yeah- i’ll just wait for you” god he thinks you don’t know. you watch his eyes scan down your body as he thinks you’re not looking. you’re fighting the smirk that pulls at your lips. you can sense how you make him feel, how your presence makes him nervous. it makes you feel excited, almost insatiable.

why couldn’t you take a fucking hint and see that he was suffering?

he was fed up with it, so fucking fed up. ever since he’s met you, couple months ago, he’d make up excuses to hang out with you, whether it be studying or wanting to get stoned, he’d find any reason to see you, be with you. anytime he was with you, you’d either be wearing the most tiniest skirts and shorts, thighs squeezing out the bottom and ass out, or your tits would be spilling out your top. he knew what these other guys thought and he didn’t like it. can’t you see he’s trying to be a good friend here?

of course you can. you’re just a fucking vixen who thinks it’s fun to tease him. he notices how you slightly grind against his thigh when you sit on his lap. he notices when you purposely wear the shortest skirts and shorts paired with the most sinful top when you both have “study sessions” together. he can’t help but jerk off to photos of you when you leave. it makes him dizzy just thinking about how pretty you are.

he’s only brought out of his own thoughts when he hears the sound of the shower starting. ajax’s mind began to race with thoughts of your body. his pretty cock had gotten erect and warmth took over his face. too much was taking over his head, poor baby.

ajax took out his aching cock and began to stroke it. he teased the slit of his tip, pretending as if you were the one who were doing it. his whines and whimpers were soft and quiet. he knew it wasn’t right to jerk off to his bestfriend knowing she’s in the shower and could come out any second but it felt so good, how could he not?

he breathes a quiet “fuck” into the empty room, strained and heartfelt and just for you. the snake-haired boy’s face was hot and flushed, eyebrows furrowed. his strokes had progressively gotten faster as he was getting close to cumming. little did he know, the shower had already stopped and you were standing there, waiting for your bestfriend to notice.

arousal pools between your legs as you watched for longer, hearing his soft voice speak of your name so shamelessly. you think it’s cute how stupid he must think you are. or maybe he doesn’t and he gets off on being known for being so pathetic. whatever it is, it makes you feel hot all over, like you’re doing something bad. ajax was too focused on his himself to even notice that the noise of the shower had stopped so you had decided to take matters into your own hands.

“look at you. pathetically calling out my name as you stroke your pretty cock,” his eyes shot open, humiliated that he was caught jerking off on his bestfriend’s bed. ajax stammered on his words, trying the best to explain himself as you walked towards him. how cute. “no need to explain ‘jaxy. i can help you if you need me that badly,” you giggled as you sat on his clothed lap, facing him. your arms were wrapped around his neck, towel barely holding together as if its life depended on it. “you looked so pretty with your eyes shut like that.”

ajax’s face had gotten even more hot and flushed if that were even possible. a small smile crept onto his face. “do you need help or not ‘jaxy?” he shamelessly nodded his head, eager to feel you on his cock.

you threw the towel, it landing someplace elsewhere in the dorm room. your tits were on display for your bestfriend. you smiled at how cute he looked. his pretty eyes had made contact with yours, you could’ve sworn you saw little hearts. his lips were then on yours, loving the feeling of your tongue dancing with his. your hands were wandering all over his chest, slowly moving closer to his cock. he would occasionally moan into the kiss the closer you got, sensitive as fuck. you needed some type of friction and began to grind against his thigh, beyond happy he still had his jeans on. as your hands were slowly stroking his cock, he needed more, craved for more. ajax began to buck his hips as his hands were sweetly caressing your cheek.

you pulled away, gasping for air. “you're so cute," you coo, running a hand through his hair. he's squirming underneath you, trying to bring his lips to yours once again, but instead your thumb presses against his parted lips. "poor baby, does ‘jaxy want a kiss?”

he nods desperately, groaning loudly as he pulls you closer. his hands are on your waist, hips wantonly bucking up into yours. he's pulling you closer, your tits pressed up against his chest, thoughts swimming as he begs pathetically for you. “think you deserve something a little more. what do you want me to do ‘jaxy?”

“just.. fuck me, ruin me, use me all you want. wanna be in you so bad, baby.. please?” you giggle, finding his neediness cute. you rise from his lap, taking his throbbing cock and adjusting it to align between your folds. you hiss in pain as you sink down on his cock. “y’know, you’re so pretty when you look like this,” you sighed softly, taking in the view that lay right in front of you.

ajax’s small groans and whines had gotten louder once you had started bouncing all over him. each upsurge of your ass down on his thighs feels more potent than the last. he senses his mind on the verge of collapse every time your cunt swallows his cock. “‘m gonna-“ you cut the snake-haired boy off by pressing your lips against his, picking up your pace to make him cum. “keep going, sucha good boy huh,” you coo. his hands were on your hips, helping you slam yourself onto his cock. he was digging his fingers in your flesh, bound to leave bruises.

“mhm.. ‘m yours. yours-” he attempts to speak but you make it so difficult to even breathe, let alone refuse the ectasy you’re giving him. being straightforward, he wouldn’t trade this for anything else in the world. you feel absolutely seraphic on his pretty cock, so tight, and squeezing him for all he’s worth but it’s almost too much for poor ajax.

he slams you down on his cock one last time before painting your walls white, groaning and panting. “you did so good baby,” you cupped his face, kissing him everywhere.

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tattoo this on me it was so good

You know what DOJA cat said about big noses? Yeah do can I get a smut about riding Ajax’s face? Please and thank you!! <3

— i like big noses bc you can sit on them.

synopsis — you sit on ajax’s face.

warnings — ajax’s nose <33 face sitting, hair pulling, ajax takes his beanie off (you don’t turn to stone i promise xp)

you’ve always adored ajax’s nose.

other than the brown snakes mixed in with his hair, his nose was the first thing you noticed about him. it wasn’t small by any means; with his nose bridge being long and staunch on his face, lifting in such a cute way whenever he smiled or laughed. sometimes he would come to you feeling slightly insecure about it, to your surprise, because it was one of your favorite physical things about him.

“why’s my nose so big..” you heard him grumble to himself as you two were getting dressed down in pajamas after a long day out, rubbing some face wash into the corners. “it’s just so—out there.”

“and?” you raise an eyebrow at him after patting your face dry. “i love your nose, baby.”

“oh reaallyyy?” he teased you, grinning as he pressed a wet kiss to your cheek. “do you love it enough to sit on it?”

“yes.”

patting his own face dry, he pauses, two big eyes leaking from over the table. you can’t help but giggle at him.

“honestly, i daydream about sitting on your face a lot.”

“y/n..” he blushes. “you can’t just drop stuff like that on me! you know how i get!”

placing your finger against his lips to shush his complaining, you let your own lips kiss at the tip of his nose, licking up the protruding bridge and kissing once more between his eyes. he goes completely silent, and that’s how you know you’ve already gotten him hooked.

“can i sit on your face, baby?” you purr up at him, making his eyelids flutter.

“fuck yes.”

that’s how you ended up in this position. your lower half bare, sitting on your boyfriend’s chest as his hands roam up your thighs, squeezing and fondling the chest. he’s a little more eager to do this than you expected and you’re a little more nervous.

“i don’t wanna hurt you or anything,” you whisper, and you swear the snakes beneath your boyfriend’s beanie hiss at you.

“you won’t, i promise,” he reassures you, face puppy dog-ish while he blinks up at you. “you said you wanted to sit on it, right? i’ll be okay. if i can’t breathe i’ll just tap you twice or something.”

he can tell you’re still uneasy and doesn’t want you to second guess this. he knows you want to, and all ajax ever wants to do is please you.

so with great strength, his hands slide to your asscheeks and forcefully push you forward. you gasp as his mouth slides right against your hole and his nose presses right against your clit, instantly grinding down on the organ, the hard bone against your nub causing pleasure to burn through your veins.

“oh my god, jaxxie,” you inhale sharply as he licks feverishly inside of you, his tongue feeling like absolute heaven. the rough texture of his tongue feels so soothing inside your hot pussy, a light sheen of sweat forming all over your entire body. on instinct, you reach down to grab his hair but stop yourself, not wanting to be turned into stone while he was pleasing you so deliciously.

“i’ll close my eyes,” he mutters hoarsely at you, shutting his eyes tight as he throws the beanie off his head. his snakes slither around freely and you’re a little scared to card your fingers into his hair but he grabs your wrists, placing them on his head. “do what you want with me, baby.”

your nails instantly rank against his scalp, causing the gorgon to growl against your pussy, his hips thrusting into the air in want. you can’t stop shaking your hips from side to side, addicted to the amazing pressure on your clit and the way ajax licks you open like you’re his last meal.

ajax isn’t too far behind from enjoying himself either. his tongue slowly slides out of your pussy, then quickly thrusts itself back in, causing your head to roll back, hands practically yanking at his hair and his snakes. he uses the moment to his advantage and opens his eyes to look at you, his dick stirring painfully in his shorts at just how beautiful you look on top of him, riding his face like you own it.

your hips shift downward and he immediately attaches his lips to your clit, sucking and nipping just light enough for light cries and moans of his name to continually leave your lips. you crawl closer and closer to your orgasm, moans growing higher in pitch.

“come for me baby,” he whispers, the hot air hitting your pussy just right. “you look so fucking sexy. come all over me.”

you did. nearly shaking at this point, you felt wetness seep out of your pussy and leak onto your boyfriend’s face, grinding yourself all over his nose and lips. he opens his mouth wide to catch as much of your juice as he can, gripping your thighs so tight it hurts.

“we need to do that more often.” he pants out quietly, and you can’t help but agree with him.

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*Wednesday opens a box*

Wednesday: “Enid sent us snoods.”

Eugene: “Enid sent us nudes?”

Wednesday: “Yeah, they’re in this box right here.”

*Eugene runs to the box and digs through the snoods*

Xavier: “Why would Enid send us NUDES?”

Wednesday: “Because she loves us.”

Xavier: “Oh my god.”

Bianca: “It’s SNOODS, you idiot!”

Wednesday looks at all of them in confusion.

Xavier: We thought you meant she sent us nudes.

Wednesday: That’s what I said??

And then they explain to a visibly disgusted Wednesday that some people take naked pictures of themselves with their phones and send it to people on social media.

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KERRANG! - April 21, 2001

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As Long As You’ll Have Me ~ Dwayne Robertson

CW:shameless fluff, Dwayne being a romantic

Tagging: @collieflower215 @sophie-i-guess13 @juneberrie

Additional notes: This was written based on a scenario I sent Liz, who is now preparing to write for The Mighty Ducks over on her page

This is x gender neutral reader!

“Well, I’m goin’ to bed,” Dwayne’s grandfather announced, standing up slowly.

“You kids have fun.”

“Not too much fun,” his mother warned, following her father inside the house.

The Texan night was suddenly quiet, peaceful in the arms of Dwayne. His family had all gone inside. Voices chattered distantly inside the house but it all seemed to be miles away.

You watched as the flames of the campfire danced. Red and yellow ribbons of scalding heat intertwine while sparks jump and dance. It swayed in the wind and a shiver ran up your spine. Dwayne pulled you closer.

“They like you,” he said suddenly. You looked up at him from your head’s place on his shoulder.

“Yeah?” You questioned. He nodded, smiling proudly.

He rested his forehead against your’s and gripped your hands a little tighter. Crickets chirped all around you, buzzing excitedly. Texas was nice, you had learned.

“Mama likes you especially,” he chuckled. This made you smile. “Hasn’t stopped talkin’ about you since she met you.”

Dwayne’s mom was a wonderful woman, small and curvy with flaming red hair and blue eyes. She was kind and gentle, but good at being tough when it’s needed. She’s the one who raised Dwayne to be so respectful. The minute you had been introduced it was as if she’d known you for years.

Dwayne went quiet for a moment. His thumbs brushed across the skin that covered your hands. All you could feel and see was him. You liked it better that way, anyhow.

He kissed your knuckles quietly, seeming to be in deep thought.

“You thinking about something?” You asked. He just hummed in response. Then Dwayne took a deep breath and looked up at you. His dark eyes lit up against the fire.

“You love me?” He asked. This was a common question. Most of the time he asked it just to hear you say you loved him. This time, however, it seemed different.

“Of course I do,” you replied. You missed not a single beat, having heard the question before, before adding, “why?”

Dwayne shook his head, shrugging. His brown eyes gazed deeply into your’s. He smiled and placed a kiss to your lips. Then he kissed you again and again. Again and again and again. That’s how it always was, how it always would be. A change in state wouldn’t make it any different. He loved you just the same.

When he pulled away, you were met with his red face. It wasn’t from the fire, either. Dwayne’s face got red when he was nervous. But what did he have to be nervous about?

“I got this for our one year,” he chuckled awkwardly, “but I dunno if I can wait that long.”

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small, black box. You felt your heart ram against your ribcage, knowing full well what was inside.

He opened it up and grabbed what sat inside. He fumbled with his hands before grabbing your’s. On your finger he slipped a simple, silver band. The cold metal hit your skin. Dwayne flipped your hand over, kissing you palm.

“What’s this?” You asked. Maybe that was all you could say. Dwayne took in a sharp breath and looked back up at you.

“Like I said, this was supposed to be for our one year.” The words came out as a chuckle. But then he paused, silent for a moment. “But I couldn’t wait that long ‘cause I keep fallin in love with you more every day.”

He scooted closer to you, his hands holding your’s gently. Dwayne stared at you with eyes like you had never seen. He looked at you with eyes that made you think that there was something worth seeing.

“People have said that first loves don’t really last but I don’t think I’ll ever meet someone who makes me feel what you do. And now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure I wanted to love you. You made me feel…warm. I liked that.” You sucked in a breath sharply.

“I never loved you on accident,” he whispered, voice suddenly dropping.”

He pressed his forehead against your’s once more. Your breathing had become uneven, ragged. Maybe it was due to the tears that threatened to well up in your eyes. Maybe it was the way your heart was about to jump out of your chest. Maybe it was just him.

“When’d you get to romantic?” You asked quietly, weakly. Dwayne chuckled and you followed along.

You pulled your hands away from his to observe the ring closely. You slipped it off your finger. It was simple, a silver band. But on the inside of the ring there was an engraving. It read:

‘No matter where, no matter when.’

You smiled down at your ring. Dwayne caressed your cheek with his hand and pulled you in for a kiss. It was sweet, genuine. This kiss didn’t have the fun, playful feeling like others always did. This one was deep, harder even. It said everything that couldn’t be spoken.

“I love you,” you whispered. It made no sense for anyone else to hear it. As long he knew, you would be okay. Dwayne smiled, kissing you in reply.

“I’ll be your’s as long as you’ll have me.”

And he kept staring at you. His gaze never budged. And maybe that’s why you swore to never let him go. There was a sky full of stars, and he was staring at you.

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so i’ve recently become obsessed with a trilogy of disney movies from the nineties about children playing hockey…

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Emily Dickinson, from a letter to Sarah Tuckerman (October 1885)