spicyhamsamson

[spicyhamsamson]

Y’all know I got that motherfuckin’ thang on me

#packing #packin #packin heat #packing heat #gun #Teddy bear #plush #stuffed animal #photo #picture #jeans #slippers

[spicyhamsamson]

It’s happening with the light switches now too

They’re microdosing me on energy, they’re trying to turn me into fucking Electro

Every time I go to touch my fridge I get shocked by static electricity

Those fuckers don’t want me to eat

#static electricity #electric #electricity #energy #light switch #fridge #shocked #shock #shocking #Electro #electrocuted #my power can’t be contained

[spicyhamsamson]

New FNAF game teaser just released

Looks really scary, bro

#FNAF #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddy's #maui moment #maui #dog #teaser #Freddy fazbear #bonnie the bunny #chica the chicken #foxy the pirate

[spicyhamsamson]

Tip: When packing your things for travel, you should always make sure your teddy bear has a comfy place on top to sit

#teddy #teddy bear #backpack #photos #photo #travel #life tips #life advice #life hacks

[spicyhamsamson]

I’d like everybody to know that I have, in fact, survived the attempt on my life, though it has left me gravely scarred.

#photo #band aid #bandaid #papercut #paper cut #finger #hand #cut #survivor

[spicyhamsamson]

Saw a discarded strip of bacon on the ground while walking home today

Really tragic that we live in a world where this kind of thing can happen

#photo #photography #photos #bacon #food #ground #sidewalk #city #walk #tragic #sad thoughts

[spicyhamsamson]

You fuckers envy how I’m snug as a bug in a rug

#bug #rug #snug #the haters #haters

[spicyhamsamson]

Every time I go to touch my fridge I get shocked by static electricity

Those fuckers don’t want me to eat

#fridge #food #eating #eat #shock #electric #electricity #static electricity #electrocute #electrocuted

[spicyhamsamson]

Follow-up: The Enclosure

I can’t sleep unless I have a corner stuffed with pillows to burrow into like a little rat

#bed #sleep #rat #pillow #enclosure #mouse #pillows

[spicyhamsamson]

I can’t sleep unless I have a corner stuffed with pillows to burrow into like a little rat

#sleep #bed #pillow #pillows #rat #mouse

[spicyhamsamson]

Fucked up that hotels give covers and sheets but no blankie

#hotel #bed #travel #Mexico #covers #sheets #blanket #vacation

[spicyhamsamson]

I swear to god nobody on earth pisses me off more than this fucking asshole

Shut the fuck up

I’ll kill you

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic 06 #Sonic the hedgehog 2006 #Sonic next gen #luppy #Sonic 2006 #Sonic the hedgehog 06 #middle aged man #middle-aged man #middle aged #middle-aged

[spicyhamsamson]

Correct response, you’re free to pass

This is an official call-out post towards @moon-fics

[spicyhamsamson]

This is an official call-out post towards @moon-fics

#call-out #starting out the new year right #moon-fics #river fics

[spicyhamsamson]

On my walk to class tonight, I saw a grown man running like a high school girl in a slice of life anime

And then later on that same walk I saw two cop cars race down the road in the same direction

Hope he’s living his best life fr

#acab #anime

[spicyhamsamson]

Soda Drinking Mechanisms Ranked:

1. Straw in cup or glass

2. Cup, no straw

3. Bottle

4. Glass, no straw

5. Can

#soda #coke #pop #Diet Coke #coca cola #Pepsi #sprite #7 up #pepsicola #Mountain Dew #dr pepper #Fanta #glass #cup #straw #can #bottle #soda bottle #soda can

[spicyhamsamson]

Can we please get a new VA for Rouge? Like, we’ve already got the rabbit, we don’t need Cream the Pants too.

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic dream team #rouge #rouge the bat #Karen strassman #fuck you karen strassman anti vaxer bitch I’m sending mind waves to blow up your fridge #it’s like so egregious in how much it’s just ‘this is the sexy character’ like Jesus fucking Christ dude #Sonic: Yeah-heah! Tails: Alright! Rouge: Oh ~YEAHHH~ #seriously stop fucking cumming into the microphone Karen