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It’s taking every ounce of my strength to not read Homestuck^2 even though I know it’ll probably do some fuckshit that’ll upset me.

Help.

#𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘦 . 🕷 - OOC.

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DISCORD SERVER SENTENCE STARTERS

A collection of quotes from my Discord server with friends. Feel free to change pronouns/wording as desired. CONTENT WARNING(S) FOR: Suggestive, crude, absolutely cursed.

“ Is this my wife? ”

“ It’s important that I marry the all seeing eldritch abomination that’s gonna destroy the universe. I love you but not right now. ”

“ YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF CURSED WORDS AND TREACHERY HISSED BETWEEN YOUR HORRIBLE NEEDLE TEETH. ”

“ You do not get to directly, purposely help with ending the world. ”

“ You know what I change my mind fuck you. ”

“ He’s had ~intercourse~ but he hasn’t fucked. ”

“ You don’t wanna kill your parasite book friend do you? ”

“ So basically anytime anyone shares that one poem about a two faced calf! Remember! That calf will die because of too much Sonic the Hedgehog! ”

“ I hate One (1) Green Fuck with a PASSION. ”

“ Help I got 4k hd-ed to death. ”

“ You’re horrible. You’re terrible. You’re absolute fucking garbage and I fucking love it. ”

“ [NAME], your jesterhood fills me with dread emotions that I cannot describe. ”

“ SHE’S LIKE A MILF WHO HATES KIDS! ”

“ And I will casually dunk on [NAME]. ”

“ I THOUGHT YOU WERE APPLYING THAT TROPE TO SHREK AND NOW I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHREK HAS HAD SEX. CURSED. ”

“ YOU ATE MY DAD. AND EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL WEEK, IM GONNA EAT YOU TOO, BITCH. ”

“ Isn’t putting cocaine into somebody’s food too mild of a prank? ”

“ Would you like to see bones, child? ”

“ Once again you have asked me a question about gender, and once again I must say… Probably? ”

“ My children multiply and I support them. ”

“ I’M A JEANIUS! ”

“ He doesnt have a dick as far as I’m concerned. ”

“ [NAME], you absolutely stupid toddler. ”

“ But if I ended the universe how would I touch [NAME]’s hot super soldier body? ”

“ Fuck Grammarly, all my homies hate Grammarly. ”

“ I’m so sorry this fanfic parody got out of hand. I’m not even actively writing it anymore it’s somehow gained sentience PLEASE kill it. ”

“ THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE, ACTUALLY! ”

“ Actually decomposing into a skeleton rapidly because of an elder god is fine in comparison to this fucking drivel you’ve forced me to read with mine own eyes WHY would you DO THIS- ”

“ Y’ALL MY M&MS ARE MELTING THIS SHIT CURSED TOO. ”

“ NO I HATE IT WHY’D I OFFER THAT? ”

“ I got summoned here and now I’m scared. ”

“ The cross feels less cursed because it raises less questions to me. ”

“ We’re getting robbed. ”

“ We say the funny fuck word and that is the peak of our humor. ”

“ [NAME] Gets Eaten Alive By His Classmates. ”

“ We are the transgenders…. ”

“ Hey kids, just here to say that please do not fucking vore me… Thanks! ”

“ Guess they don’t call her the chosen one for nothin’, huh? ”

“ The evil has vanished. ”

“ We love them but just, sometimes awful things are piled at our door. ”

“ Y'all remember Spicy [NAME]? I remember Spicy [NAME]. ”

“ Okay just for the record I am totally a GILF. “

“ Very fair, MILFHunter. ”

“ [NAME] is a specialist in clown husbandry and their care. ”

“ You are very welcome, my fellow clown enthusiasts! ”

“ The clownverse consumes me now. ”

“ There could be a jester here, as we speak. ”

"I AM [NAME], MOTHER OF CLOWNS. ”

“ I have to call myself for a rules lawyering hold on. “

“ This just says Ms. Steal Your Girl? ”

“ Guess I’ll date! ”

“ Sorry [NAME], no dinner. They were going to make it but they looked into each others’ eyes and now the stove is on fire while they’re kissing against the counter. ”

” [NAME], where are the post actual relationship starting walkthroughs? I need the Elite Strats. “

“ THE GUSHERS BOX HAS BECOME TOO POWERFUL TO BE CONTAINED. ”

“ Are you straight or are you normal? ”

” Those traitorous scum from Limp Biskut will be next! “

“ I DON’T KIN VEGETA! ”

“ AND GORILLAS ARE NOT EASY TO MOUNT! ”

“ Here’s how we fix next year: I need 8 trillion tons of dirt and some duck tape. ”

“ Step one: we eat the dirt. ”

“ Oh fuck - IM ALREADY A CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE! ”

“ You will be responsible for murdering a cat. Are you willing to have that blood on your hands? ”

“ If all I got out of murdering you was the knowledge that you were too much of a bottom to face me, then I would happily murder you ten thousand times over. ”

“ Since when have I ever obeyed the law? ”

“ NO MISTAKES FOR BABY, ONLY SLEEP. ”

“ I DO NOT NEED BED, I WANT TO SLEEP ON THE CURB!!! ”

“ Don’t summon demons. You’re better than that. ”

“ Why is no one talking about the Weed Tree? ”

“ Either way - someone fucked a mermaid. ”

#𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾; 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨'𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝟴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝟴𝗲 . 🕷 - IN8OX

[spider8itten]

—- [ Hey.         This is a returning Vriska Serket RP blog.

        I’m paragraph/novella based. (I don’t really like IC blogging that much.)

        I’ve been writing Vriska for over 5 years- I’m independent,         private, selective, and love crossovers and OCs.         I’m not affiliated with the fandom, and I think Homestuck^2 is stinky.

        If you’re interested in writing, give this post a like or a reblog ! ]

#vriska #serket #homestuck #hiveswap #rp #𝖣𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖺𝗒 . 🕷 - Q.

[spider8itten]

-   [ conveniently , I finished up a vris recently that’s perfect for posting here ]

#vriska #serket #homestuck #artists on tumblr #hiveswap #mun's art #𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘦 . 🕷 - OOC.

[spider8itten]

---- [ Hey.         This is a returning Vriska Serket RP blog.

        I’m paragraph/novella based. (I don’t really like IC blogging that much.)

        I’ve been writing Vriska for over 5 years- I’m independent,         private, selective, and love crossovers and OCs.         I’m not affiliated with the fandom, and I think Homestuck^2 is stinky.

        If you’re interested in writing, give this post a like or a reblog ! ]

#vriska #serket #homestuck #hiveswap #rp

[spider8itten]

[spider8itten]

damn some of ya’ll still here

#saying this as if I don't constantly wanna come back #cuz I'm shitass #𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘦 . 🕷 - OOC.

[spider8itten]

ᚐᚚᚌ⊰ 🕷 ⊱ᚒ “ 8y the look of things -                     You have a very exciting 24 hours ahead of you . “

ᚐᚚᚌ⊰ 🕷 ⊱ᚒ“ — It’ll 8e one HELL of a reckoning ! “

[spider8itten]

THE  PROPHECY……………   FAT  YOGSHI……………

#yogshi

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#inhales #siiiiIIIIGH #I can never rest huh #𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘦 . 🕷 - OOC.

[spider8itten]

THE  PROPHECY……………   FAT  YOGSHI……………

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—- [ I think a lot about how in spite of Vriska acting like the strong         one that doesn’t need help- 

        there’s no way she could’ve done half the stuff she did if she         didn’t have the other session players with her. 

        As much as she tormented and messed with them- she would’ve         been long dead had it not been for their help; despite her actions.         Vriska was definitely one of the strongest players in their session-         but in the face of Sburb; no player can stand alone. ]

[ this is the song that inspired this thought and it rlly fits this Too well ]

Strands may break alone But twisted, make a braid Together on their own The journey shall be made

Huddled in the cold Backs against the storm The timid and the bold They keep each other warm

Shivering alone But joined they’re unafraid Together on their own The journey shall be made.

#i posted this at like 2 am

[spider8itten]

Anyone get that “my childhood was stolen and it’s not fair” kind of angry

#mobile #tbt #oofie

[spider8itten]

—- [ I think a lot about how in spite of Vriska acting like the strong         one that doesn’t need help- 

        there’s no way she could’ve done half the stuff she did if she         didn’t have the other session players with her. 

        As much as she tormented and messed with them- she would’ve         been long dead had it not been for their help; despite her actions.         Vriska was definitely one of the strongest players in their session-         but in the face of Sburb; no player can stand alone. ]

[ this is the song that inspired this thought and it rlly fits this Too well ]

Strands may break alone But twisted, make a braid Together on their own The journey shall be made

Huddled in the cold Backs against the storm The timid and the bold They keep each other warm

Shivering alone But joined they're unafraid Together on their own The journey shall be made.

#𝖲𝗈 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 ; 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 . 🕷 - HC. #𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝕊𝕋ℝ𝕆ℕ𝔾—- - '𝖳𝗂𝗅 𝖨 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝕖𝕟𝕕 . ---- 🕷 - MAIN.

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                              I  WATCH  THE  CITY  BURN.

    how long can you stand the pain?                   how long will you play this game?     how long will you hide your face?                   will you fight or will you walk away?      how   long   will   you   be   afraid …                     how long will you let it burn?              ARE  YOU  AFRAID ?                                            LET IT BURN ?

                                        will you hide until it all burns down?                                        will you fight when it all burns down?                                       will you stand when it all burns down?                                        will you love when it all burns down?                                                       will you just let it                                               ALL BURN DOWN?                                                            [ © ]

#support bambi's brand

[spider8itten]

CHARACTER INTERVIEW.

 - NAME: Vriska Marquise Serket  - ALIAS: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, Vriskers,   - AGE: 24, 11.6 sweeps  - FAMILY: Aranea Serket (Dancestor) , Marquiser Spinneret Mindfang (Ancestor), and no8ody else.  - SIGNIFICANT OTHER: (this answer is verse dependant)

𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻.

 - SINS: greed  /  gluttony  /  sloth  /  lust  /  pride  /  envy  /  wrath  - VIRTUES: chastity  /  charity  /  diligence  /  humility /  kindness  /  patience  / justice  - PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: Hm.  - KNOWN LANGUAGES: Alternian and English.  - SECRETS: As iiiiiiiif I’d share any of THESE.  - SAVVIES: Com8at, gam8ling, manipul8tion, a LOOOOOOOOT of things.

𝙿𝙷𝚈𝚂𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻.

 - BUILD: scrawny  /  bony  /  slender  /  fit  /  athletic  /  curvy  /  herculean  /  pudgy  /  average  - HEIGHT: 8′ even; 8′8″ with horns.  - SCARS / MARKS: W8y too many to count, ahoho.  - ABILITIES / POWERS: Haha, gog, this would t8ke HOURS to get through.  - RESTRICTIONS: I can do ANYTHING if I try hard enough. 

𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚂.  - FOOD: Never really thought a8out this one.  - DRINK: Oooooooor this one.  - PIZZA TOPPING: Pepperoni.  - COLOR: Ew?  - MUSIC GENRE: Metal & Indie.  - BOOK GENRE: I don’t really read often... horror ????????  - MOVIE GENRE: Horror !!!!!!!!  - SEASON: Winter.  - CURSE WORD: Aaaaaaaall of them. I put s8ilors to sh8me.  - SCENT(S): Smells that aren’t 8ad ??

𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙼.

 - BOTTOM OR TOP: I’m getting on top or I’m kicking you into the ceiling trying.  - SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Soooooooometimes.  - LIKES BAD PUNS: Gross, no, no no no nononono.

TAGGED BY: @team-phantom​ 

TAGGING: YOU !!!!!!!!

#𝖨𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝗇𝖾 . 🕷 - DASH MEME. #𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝕊𝕋ℝ𝕆ℕ𝔾—- - '𝖳𝗂𝗅 𝖨 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝕖𝕟𝕕 . ---- 🕷 - MAIN. #nsfw #ish

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#𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖨 𝖽𝗈 𝗂𝗌 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 . 🕷 - PSYCHE #𝖣𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖺𝗒 . 🕷 - Q.