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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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first tweet is felt deeply by me everyday. retweet with comment under big ship - brian eno is going to make me fall to my knees

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I love seeing people go insane over their ugly little men like, I get it. I have an ugly little man too except he’s hot and beautiful and pretty

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narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#ohh this is sooo perfect for them #💗💗💗💗💗 #the keychain 😭🙏 #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #nami #art #fanart

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Corona / Crown

#self promo #art

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You ever finish drawing something and be like “how the fuck did I do that” this is that for me …

#stunning #fanart #digital art #art #top gun maverick

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#jennifer’s body #movies

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Un draw this in your style, el original es de mashamartt en Insta.

#self promo #art

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time