my boy Hephaestus was so blatantly missing in Hades (he could have easily been slotted in where Daedalus was used), all I'm asking is that he shows up in Hades II.
if I have to look at Apollo's face all game, gimme Hephaestus to balance it out, I beg of you!!!!
Odysseus, staring across the screen at Poseidon "yeah if only we didn't have to go on unnecessarily long journeys"
I'm cackling over how Odysseus Hades 2 says "We rarely get where we must go the fastest way we can." Like, yeah, that's very true and wise of you to say, but also are you sure you're not an extreme outlier here, Mr. Namesake of Circuitous Journeys?
listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat
Wheat fields are more mystical than fields of other crops. You are 7,000 times more likely to meet an old god or see a portent of doom in a wheat field than in a field of like… soybeans.
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