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"That is alot of knives in one person."

"I have more. Enough for another person, in fact."

[spiteful-megane]

When he was six, Niki made Saru eat spiders when he was sick once. He still hates the bugs, even now. Just doesn’t show it much.

#;; {headcanon}

[spiteful-megane]

Just saw what could only be his captain’s not-so-distant-nephew-from-his-alien’s-side, and now he needs a minute.

#|| status ||

[spiteful-megane]

sorry i called you a fucking idiot i was trying to flirt

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"Hey.. Happy Birthday." Definitely not the most creative approach, but it's genuine. "Maybe, if you're not too busy, we-- could hang out later to celebrate it?" The current state of their friendship is still rather odd, hence why asking doesn't come as easy as it used to.

✖ ━━ 🔪 ━━ ✖ Saruhiko doubts he'll ever understand the eagerness certain people show in wanting to celebrate his birthday. It's not even a GOOD day. He freaking stubbed his toe right upon waking up as if he needed a reminder that it was going to be a shitty day.

         ˙ Even when the redhead showed up, he wasn't sure if he came to try something, or to start a fight. He should've known what Misaki was here for, huh?

         ˙ There's a lot of ways to brush him off, to make that face twist into that familiar angry expression, or into one of sheer agony -- but he holds himself back. Just this once. The angry impression... it's not what he wants to see. Not today. Not anymore. It’s not what he needs to see anymore. And, if he allows himself to be a little honest with himself...

         ˙ A thin shoulder shrugs. "I get off at four," he scoffs a bit at the thought of work - mostly because it's a badly hidden surprise party, rather than actually being productive "Don't be late."

#fieryvanguard

[spiteful-megane]

[ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] as if you could

spiteful-megane​:

[ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] I’m surprised they let you out of the zoo [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] M [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] I [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] S [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] A [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] K [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] I

[ ✉ → Shitty Monkey ] and i’m surprised they haven’t tried putting you in a zoo!!!! [ ✉ → Shitty Monkey ] f u c k y o u

If Saruhiko was nearby, Yata’d definitely kick his ass.

#every time yata is left yelling and nearly throwing his phone #they know what happened #WHAT EVEN ARE THREADS ALL I GOT IS OOC TEXTS THIS IS FINE #XD

[spiteful-megane]

[ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] I’m surprised they let you out of the zoo [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] M [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] I [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] S [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] A [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] K [ ✉ → 𝕄𝕀𝕊𝔸𝕂𝕀 ] I

|| @fieryvanguard​

text: you shouldn’t post your picture online for everyone to see

#I VERY CLEARLY NEED SLEEP

[spiteful-megane]

@meganedad​ replied to your post “@meganedad​ replied to your post “|| @foxnoodle​ He’ll pass on the...”

we let andy do it and he cried himself to sleep ��

Doesn’t get paid enough to care.

#imperialsea

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@meganedad​ replied to your post “|| @foxnoodle​ He’ll pass on the tag AND the relationship, t h a n k S”

reisi vc: u get a paycheck for ur troubles c: (yeah, not a good one)

The government doesn’t allot NEARLY the right amount of funds to make having to deal with THAT thing worthwhile. Make Andy do it.

#imperialsea

[spiteful-megane]

|| @foxnoodle​

He’ll pass on the tag AND the relationship, t h a n k S

[spiteful-megane]

“Heh, today we’ll see who the toughest one is”

✖ ━━ 🔪 ━━ ✖“Hmph. You’re talking like that isn’t already obvious,” his lips stretch into the familiar taunting grin as he leans towards the redhead. “Or did you think it’d suddenly be you, who can’t do a siiiingle thing on your own hm? Miii~saaa~kiii~”

#rubldus

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"SHIMMY ON OVER AND GIVE FOXY SOME SUGAR" says noodle, trying to open one of saru's energy drinks--

|| @foxnoodle

✖ ━━ 🔪 ━━ ✖ “....................................................”

#WOW HE NEVER WANTS TO HEAR THAT E V E R AGAIN #SARU.EXE HAS DIED ON THE SPOT #get ur grubby lil nubs off of his energy drink tho or he'll stab u #Anonymous

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"No.... No! Not the SQUIRRELS!" QAQ wraps around Saru's eyes, which does nothing to save either of their lives--

|| @foxnoodle

✖ ━━ 🔪 ━━ ✖ “What the- get the hell off!” Stumbling around blindly, he struggles to get the obnoxious colourless king OFF of his face before this goes even MORE wrong. DON’T DRAG HIM INTO YOUR SQUIRREL MADNESS!? 

         ˙ ( or any other madness, really. Just don’t. )

#Anonymous

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“Dancing in the snow seems romantic in theory, but treacherous in practice.” He's just looking at a couple ungracefully slipping about.

✖ ━━ 🔪 ━━ ✖ “... Whatever.” Romantic, really? It just seems like a pain. Why would someone try it? Isn’t it doomed to fail no matter how you go about it? The couple ahead is proving this point perfectly. 

         ˙ Ugh. People are just fcking weird.

#pristineblue

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“Really? Are you really going to throw snowballs?” D

✖ ━━ 🔪 ━━ ✖ His response? A snowball in Yata’s FACE.

#fieryvanguard

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“Your hands are freezing!”

✖ ━━ 🔪 ━━ ✖ “... Hn.” Shoves said hands in his pockets, despite how that really, really doesn’t do anything for them. Not like how Yata used to warm them, at least.

#fieryvanguard

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An incomprehensible text message pops up on Saru's PDA from Noodle, who has somehow gotten his number: "here iz freesh ferret right out of momther erth". Attached is a blurry photograph of Noodle covered in dirt.

|| @foxnoodle

✖ ━━ 🔪 ━━ ✖ Blocks.

#Anonymous